The mayonnaise times

Earlier this week, it was announced the ex-president joe Biden challenged a local Ohio ice cream truck to a bike race. It was taken at 5:38 PM, a 8 mile race on the annual Loveland frogman race trail. This race comprised of a 5 mile boating included with the bike race, and the former president won because the ice cream truck wouldn't float over the 5 mile boating, losing $593 in ice cream costs. Jim Smith, the drive of the ice cream truck, is seeking compensation for this ice cream after joe Biden said “Poopy Stoopy Poopy-head”. This caused Jim Smith to drive across the water in a fit of rage, destroying 16 tons of ice cream in saltwater. the trial begins Wednesday.