Shep

THE NAUGHTY PLUM


There was a guy who ate a plum,

It went down his body to his bum.

he got constipated,

the scene was not G rated,

and then he picked it out with his thumb!

I wrote this because I like bum humour and I find it funny and I like limericks that rhyme.

Shep.m4a

THE BAD EAR

There was a guy with an ear,

It was his biggest, massivest fear.

So he chopped it clean off,

And dabbed it with a cloth,

And then he couldn't really hear!

I wrote this poem because want people to have a laugh and I like limericks that sound funny.

Shep2.m4a

Pollution

Pollution, Pollution, it needs to stop.

Pollution, Pollution, it will make the world go POP!

Pollution, Pollution, it is very bad,

Pollution, Pollution, it makes me sad.

Pollution, Pollution, there's lots in K, K mart.

Pollution, Pollution, it can smell like a FART!


I wrote this poem because I want pollution stop harming the world and I thought that it would spread attention to people who don't know about how pollution is harming the earth. I also did it because I think it it is catchy so it will get stuck in people heads

Shep3.m4a

I AM A BOY

I am boy.

I am boy who likes footy.

I am a boy who likes sport.

I am a boy who likes basketball.

I am a boy who likes to laugh!

Shep4.m4a

BAD old school

School should be banned.

The classroom stinks, it needs to be fanned.

The cleaner, he tried to vacuum,

and he forgot the fancy backroom.

One day, I tried to say hello,

but then some dust came in a fierce, fierce blow.

I wrote this because we had to do this in school and I thought it was good so I put it in.

I wrote this because some people who don't like school can read it and will like it.

Shep5.m4a