By Colby Stolph
The God Squad and Legends face off in the first round of teacher nerf wars. The matchup was a heated one.
The God Squad features Father Ed, Mrs. Helms, and Mrs. Halverson. They are one of the most dynamic teams by far, which will play into their favor in early rounds. One drawback though is they may run into complications with the good God. They are the kindest group, so they may struggle at times pulling the trigger.
The Legends have a lineup of Mrs. Kirch, Mrs. Pohlman, and Mrs. Roark. They have more girl power, which is an advantage over their opponent, but they may struggle to leave the classroom and focus on their nerf competition. Finding time to work with their students and badger the competition may be a struggle.
After a long fight, the God Squad took the dub first round. Mrs. Helms and Mrs. Halverson used their connecting offices to formulate an unbeatable plan, while Father Ed used his athleticism to outdo the other side. The trio ganged up on the opposing team, ambushing them while they were going over plans for their academic support students inside McDonalds. The Legends gave it a decent run, but The God Squad lived up to their name.