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Originally published June 6, 2025

WARNING: The contents of The Canine Comical are purely fictional and intended to be humorous, satirical. Readers are advised not to confuse them with real incidents. 

  Warning! Students have gone out of control with the Chromebooks at Mt. Baker Middle school. Recently students have been doing bad stuff on their Chromebooks such as reading, doing math homework, and writing essays. This catastrophe is causing students to go out of control by destroying Chromebooks to prevent people from doing the horrible things that they are using the Chromebooks for doing bad stuff. 

Students have put lead into Chromebook to cause toxic smoke that will make people lazy and stop wanting to do academic stuff, or other horrible things. Some students were even caught looking up Shakes sphere quotes and solving advanced math problems. Students that were against this behavior held a Zoom meeting to decide how to get rid of this behavior by using led to cause toxic gas to destroy all Chromebooks.

One eighth grade student while trying to sag his pants explained why they were destroying Chromebooks, “ Chromebooks should be used for good stuff like video game not homework, if we can stop students from doing these horrible things by destroying all Chromebooks the school will be a much more better place then it is right now,” This eighth grade student said.

We later asked  another seventh grade student named Chaddy Chad on how they plan to destroy all Chromebook, “ So really the plan is simple, at night when all the student give their Chromebooks back to the school and when all the teachers have gone to their houses we will then proceed to pick up the Chromebooks and throw them across the room as hard as we can and stomp on them. After they are crushed we will put lead into them to cause toxic smoke to fill the building. Its pretty simple as you can see,” Chaddy Chad said.

Although this plan seemed like it wouldn't be successful the students managed to sneak in and destroy most of the Chromebooks, the gas from the Chromebooks filled the school the next morning and got into students' bodies which caused them to feel very lazy and not want to do any work. Some teachers were even falling asleep in class and not giving students any work.