***Healthy Humor & Healthy Books***

Check out these healthy jokes!

Infectious Disease Unit:

A mushroom goes to a party.  The host says, "You can't come in."  The mushroom asks, "Why not?"  The host says, "Because you are not a fun guy. (fungi...)  A second mushroom comes to the party.  The host says, "You can't come in."  "Why not?  I'm a fun guy!"  "Yeah," the host says, "but there is not much room (mushroom)."

Nutrition Unit:

Ben owned a whole grain bakery.  Unfortunately, it burned to the ground. His business is now toast.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!  We're freezing out here!

Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn’t peeling well!

What’s the strongest vegetable?
Muscle sprouts!

What did the apple skin say to the apple?
I’ve got you covered!

Miss Kiefner's Fav Healthy Books

The Power of Habit