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posted May 3, 2016, 11:17 AM by Unknown user   [ updated May 3, 2016, 11:18 AM by Unknown user ]
    Today i was playing soccer and i realized zaids shirt was not very nice so i made it better and i told him he had a nice shirt.  Then i saw tyler the savage and i bowed down to him in all his glory.  He then told me you don't choose the savage life the savage life chooses you.  I wrote this down in my book of savagery i then ate a grapefruit.  Today was a lot of fun i like grapefruits.  I also got 2 likes on my new instagram post.  This made me very happy because i never get likes on my instagram.  When i got home my cat attacked me.  This made me sad because i like my cat but my cat does not like me.  Then our mailman knocked on my door and told me i look like a grapefruit.  This made me very happy because i like grapefruits.  And before i went to bed i watched my favorite shrek movie.  Then i went to bed and sung the grapefruit song.