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Fun Jokes & Riddles

Here are some riddles:
Q: What has a foot but no legs?
Q: Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?
Q: What comes down but never goes up?
Q: I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
Q: Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?
Q: How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
Q: In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink! What color were the stairs?
Q: A dad and his son were riding their bikes and crashed. Two ambulances came and took them to different hospitals. The man’s son was in the operating room and the doctor said, “I can’t operate on you. You’re my son.”
How is that possible?
Q: What goes up when rain comes down?
Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Q: If I drink, I die. If i eat, I am fine. What am I?
Q: Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
Q: What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Q: What travels around the world but stays in one spot?
Q: What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in one thousand years?
Q: What has 4 eyes but can’t see?
Q: If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it?
Q: Take away my first letter, and I still sound the same. Take away my last letter, I still sound the same. Even take away my letter in the middle, I will still sound the same. I am a five letter word. What am I?
Q: What has hands but can not clap?
Q: What can you catch but not throw?
Q: A house has 4 walls. All of the walls are facing south, and a bear is circling the house. What color is the bear?
Q: What is at the end of a rainbow?
Q: What is as light as a feather, but even the world’s strongest man couldn't hold it for more than a minute?
Q: What starts with the letter “t”, is filled with “t” and ends in “t”?
Q: What is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
Q: You walk into a room with a match, a karosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. Which do you light first?
Q: A man was driving his truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. Up ahead, a woman was crossing the street. How did he see her?
Q: What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
Q: If an electric train is travelling south, which way is the smoke going?
Q: You draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make the line longer?
Q: What has one eye but cannot see?
Q: A man leaves home and turns left three times, only to return home facing two men wearing masks. Who are those two men?
Q: Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
Q: How many months have 28 days?
Q: A frog jumped into a pot of cream and started treading. He soon felt something solid under his feet and was able to hop out of the pot. What did the frog feel under his feet?
Q: A horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
Q: If a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks and a pink house is made out of pink bricks, what is a green house made of?
Q: What goes up a chimney down but can’t come down a chimney up?
Q: We see it once in a year, twice in a week, and never in a day. What is it?
Q: Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, Mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and Mr. Brown lives in the brown house. Who lives in the white house?
Q: They come out at night without being called, and are lost in the day without being stolen. What are they?
Q: How do you make the number one disappear?
Q; What goes up but never comes down?
A: A snail
A: Nothing
A: Rain
A: A candle
A: If you answered Nunu, you are wrong. It’s Mary!
A: It can have a hole in it.
A: There weren’t any stairs, it was a one story house!
A: The doctor is his mom!
A: An umbrella!
A: Smiles, because there is a mile between each ‘s’
A: A fire!
A: Corn on the cob, because you throw away the husk, cook and eat the kernels, and throw away the cob.
A: Short
A: A stamp!
A: The letter M
A: Mississippi
A: A Secret.
A: A clock
A: A cold.
A: The house is on the north pole, so the bear is white.
A: The letter W!
A: His breath!
A: A teapot!
A: Silence.
A: The match.
A: It was a bright and sunny day!
A: A palm!
A: There is no smoke, it’s an electric train!
A: You draw a shorter line next to it, and it becomes the longer line.
A: A needle
A: A Catcher and Umpire.
A: Neither, they both weigh one pound!
A: All 12 months!
A: The frog felt butter under his feet, because he churned the cream and made butter.
A: The chain is not attached to anything.
A: Glass
A: an umbrella
A: The letter “E”
A: The president!
A: Stars!
A: Add the letter G and it’s “GONE”
A: Your age!
Here are some Jokes:
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you!
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
A little kid sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?
A: Their bats flew away.