Nerdy Music Jokes



Q: What do you get if
Bach falls off a horse, 
but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?
A: Bach in the saddle again.

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Q: What's musical and handy in a supermarket?
A: A Chopin Liszt.

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Q: Why did Beethoven get rid of all his chickens? 
A: They kept saying Bach! Bach! Bach!

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Q: What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? 
A: Ba-na-na-naaaaaa



Back in the day.. they were called "sharps".
Back in the day.. it was called a "sharp" not a hash tag!

This is the music for the popular movie, Jaws. 



Get it? The bass clef is the lower clef with the lower notes.