 1724-1804 Nationality: Prussian Group Alliances: "Terrible" Transcendental Idealists "Destructive" Deontologists "Contemptible" Constructivists AKA: Hometown Manny The Punctual Prussian The Virgin The Categorical Imperator I've Fallen and I Kant Get Up The Greatest Modern Philosopher Powers: follows rules well, can leap as high as hundreds of times his own height Weaknesses: sometimes seen as overly critical Notes: This figure is, of course, only the phenomenal Kant toy. The deluxe version, Noumenal Self® Kant, is available only on special order and costs $339.95 (plus tax and S&H). The reader may wonder, "Why is Kant blue with red tiger stripes?" Well, why twelve categories? I don't know. It was decided that a toy representing as important a philosopher as Kant ought to be unique in some way, that there ought to be some kind of toyly manifestation of his philosophical greatness. Blue with red tiger stripes was deemed sufficiently bad ass. |
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