livin on a prayer by peter

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Anon #1: It's a complex modern masterpiece. I don't blame them.


Me: Idk if you're joking but it's certainly neither complex nor a masterpiece.


Anon #1: That's where you're wrong. The deft weaving of textures, the way it modulates at the end from E minor to G minor is the pinnacle of modern harmony. Deep yet simple. It's alright, I wouldn't expect a drummer to fully grasp the concepts at play here.


Me: Oh yeah go ahead, insult the most important member of the band lol


Anon #2: Only a drummer could think the drummer is the most important member of the band.


Me: It's always been my philosophy that there is no most important member of a band, but I'm just having a laugh and pissing off some easily butthurt folk.


Anon #1: I'm just sad that you don't see “Living on a Prayer” for what it is, the greatest piece of modern art. Jon Bon Jovi is a musical genius


Me: Cliff Burton's farts sounded better than the the best of Bon Jovi.


Anon #2: clearly the only way to settle this is for Cliff Burton and Jon Bon Jovi to go head-to-head live on stage to see who the better musician is.

My money's on Bon Jovi.


Me: Well Cliff is dead, but I'd suggest you listen to “Orion,” “Anesthesia (Pulling Teeth),” and “For Whom The Bell Tolls” to start.




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