A Night at the Drive-in

by Susan Abel Sullivan
 

-I went to the drive-in the other night......(bop bop be bop, shoo wop, shoo wop)
-Took my girl, everything was all right.......(scooby dooby waba, shoo bop shoo bop)
-A triple feature: Turn of the Screw
-
Bucket of Blood, and Killer Shrews......(Bucket of Blood & Killer Shrews)

-Hung my speaker, off the car door. ...........(bop bop be bop, shoo wop, shoo wop)
-Anticipatin' alot of good gore. ..........      (scooby dooby waba, shoo bop shoo bop)
-Milk Duds handy, popcorn, too,
-A warm hotdog and an icy cold brew....(warm hotdog & an icy cold brew)

-Manager said, there's been a switch. ...........(bop bop be bop, shoo wop, shoo wop)
-Tried to guess; oh this was so rich..............(scooby dooby waba, shoo bop shoo bop)  
-TinglerTrog, even Peyton Place?
-No! Vampire Hookers from Outer Space.   

Bodacious Banshees:  Vampire hookers from outer space.
                               Don't you know, they give good face,
                               Sinking their teeth in just the right place,

                               Those vampire hookers from outer space.

-Blue-haired gals with big fake fangs .................(bop bop be bop, shoo wop, shoo wop)        
-Lickin their lips and the whole shebang............(scooby dooby waba, shoo bop shoo bop)   
-Laughed so hard, I coughed up blood
-All over my popcorn, a sticky, red flood...........(over my popcorn, a sticky, red flood)

-This is when the trouble began ............................(bop bop be bop, shoo wop, shoo wop)         
-Thos
e vampire hookers stared at our van. ..........(scooby dooby waba, shoo bop shoo bop)   
-Pushed themselves, right out of the screen,
-Like the dead chick in that film, The Ring........(like the dead chick in the film, The Ring)

-Next thing you know, screams fill the air.  ...........(bop bop be bop, shoo wop, shoo wop)
-Vampire hookers are huntin' in pairs. .................(scooby dooby waba, shoo bop shoo bop)    
-Then moans of pleasure, sounds of lust,
-Right before, folks bite the dust.

Bodacious Banshees:  Vampire hookers from outer space
                               
Don't you know, they give good face,
                               
Sinking their teeth in just the right place,
                               
Those vampire hookers from outer space.

-It's time to roll, it's gotten quiet ...........(bop bop be bop, shoo wop, shoo wop)                                       
-Don't wanna wind up, a liquid diet. ............(scooby dooby waba, shoo bop shoo bop)          
-We round concessions, but it's a dead end, 
-Those vampire hookers don't wanna be friends. (vampire hookers don't wanna be friends)

-I need a stake or a sharpened stick...........(bop bop be bop, shoo wop, shoo wop)                                     
-But all I've got is a kung-fu kick............(scooby dooby waba, shoo bop shoo bop)     
-I floor the gas as they lay in wait
-After leavin' my girlfriend behind as bait......(leavin' my girlfriend behind as bait)

-There's just one thing, left to tell  ................(bop bop be bop, shoo wop, shoo wop)                                
-Believe me, man, paybacks are hell  .........(scooby dooby waba, shoo bop shoo bop)          
-My girl showed up at my hidin' place,
-Now I'm a vampire hooker from outer space! 

 

Bodacious Banshees:  Vampire hookers from outer space.
                               
Don't you know, they give good face,
                               
Sinking their teeth in just the right place,
                               
Those vampire hookers from outer space.

                  (retard):  Vampire hookers from outer space.

                  (slow):    Vampire hookers from outer space.