Ashley Arnold

Self Imposed, fiction, Dec 1, 2008

Author's Web Site: www.ashleyarnold.com.au
 

When did you start writing? I started writing on December 21st, 2012.

When and what and where did you first get published? I first "got published" in the back seat of a 1984 Corolla (a Corolla is a kind of Australian car that has an uncomfortable back seat but emits a 
pleasant odour when you crush pineapples against the hood).

Why do you write? Otherwise, nameless monstrosities nibble at my ears and shave my bones with blunt whistles.

Why do you write Science Fiction and/or Fantasy? This question is irrelevant since Scott Adams told me we are all mindless automatons with no free will. I have no choice but to believe him.

Who is your favorite author? Your favorite story? "Sam Gets a Lobotomy", by Sam.

What are you trying to say with your fiction? Help me! My brain is trying to kill me! 

Do you blog? Where? Like most people, I blog in the toilet.

If you could write your own epitaph, what would it say? "At least he didn't use a spoon."