When did you start writing? I started writing on December 21st, 2012.
When and what and where did you first get published? I first "got published" in the back seat of a 1984 Corolla (a Corolla is a kind of Australian car that has an uncomfortable back seat but emits a
Why do you write? Otherwise, nameless monstrosities nibble at my ears and shave my bones with blunt whistles.
Why do you write Science Fiction and/or Fantasy? This question is irrelevant since Scott Adams told me we are all mindless automatons with no free will. I have no choice but to believe him.
Who is your favorite author? Your favorite story? "Sam Gets a Lobotomy", by Sam.
What are you trying to say with your fiction? Help me! My brain is trying to kill me!
Do you blog? Where? Like most people, I blog in the toilet.
If you could write your own epitaph, what would it say? "At least he didn't use a spoon."