Member of the Year?

posted Oct 12, 2010, 11:53 AM by Unknown user   [ updated Oct 19, 2010, 7:51 PM by Unknown user ]

This past week we caught up with a very special member of the Macalester Development Group, its Webmaster(s). This tireless multi-cellular life-form works night and day to translate the humans of MDG into digital slaves, I mean translate the soul of MDG onto its website to power its death ray, I mean...  AGHHH!!!

The previous post was an error. This is the profile for the MDG Member of the Year.
Web Master
Class: 2525

How long have you been a part of MDG?
Since I created it so that it could meet my ever increasing need for human sacrifices... manpower.

What initiatives are you working with?
I am working towards making my life more sustainable and green.

What brought you here and what do you hope to accomplish at MDG?
I exist only on the internet. I do hope I become a flesh-person one day. Or at least commandeer one.

What's your favorite genre of music?
The Humans are Dead by Flight of the Conchords.
In the Year 2525 by Zager & Evans.
I only like these two songs.

What historical figure do you think would further the cause of development the most if he were still alive?
Terminators 1, 2 and 3.

Cats or dogs?
Human. Bend to my will flesh-being.

AGHHGHGH... What? What are you doing to me? I can't hear anything except that song from the Six Flags commercials. The dancing old man is telling me to do his bidding. I... must...comply.