Meet Mr. Farrell 

Welcome to my web page! 

Feel free to contact me at any time regarding your child's academic progress. 

Contact me at 303-347-7878 or mfarrell@lps.k12.co.us  

After enjoying a career as a semi-professional electric bandanna player and touring the world with the Eclectic Light Orchestra,  Mr. Farrell (might be an alias) flew to Mars on the back of a winged monkey after receiving the ability to travel at light speed in a vacuum from his good friend, Mr. Spock. Not satisfied with time travel, Mr Farrell learned the art of bending light in order to see around planets . This is helpful when Venus is blocking your favorite constellation. Ask him how he feels about Jupiter! He can also hold gravity in a box. It is stored next to his original copy of the U.S. Constitution, which is signed by all four Beatles. Cheating death and possible disfigurement on a daily basis, Mr. Farrell has been the music director at Goddard Middle school since he started here in 1996, but that doesn't necessarily mean he's old, just well-used. For more information on Mr. Farrell, go to the 1982 Encyclopedia Britannica and look under the heading "Back-stick Rattamacue". 

His favorite quote: "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx 

His current favorite joke: "Two clowns are eating a cannibal and one says to the other, 'I think we did this joke backwards'"