After a writing project ended this summer, I was reading the final copies of student work. I laughed so hard, I couldn't believe the level of humor in the stories. It was priceless. I told my students the next day they were going to make me rich someday. One girl asked, "How Mrs. Smith?" I told her I was going to write a book with all the funny things students say and make millions. She said, "Well, you have to give us half because it is what WEEEE said."
Perfect.. That will be my opening line. :)