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Nov 11,2012

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I have been on a lil vacation from the site for a bit.Been working my muthafuckin ass off,but I'm bout to start back updating shit more,and gonna get my side project going again.So 2013 will be bring new shit from and DEMON MUTHAFUCKIN DREAMS Records will be in FULL effect,Been talking to a few artist,Some ya Know some ya dont BUT YOU WILL
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Hatchet Herald
November 09, 2012
American Psycho Tour DVD Drops 12/11

Abominationz Album & Nationwide Tour

DJ Clay's Juggalo Jumpoff 11/16

Psychopathic Radio Overhaul

Family Focus


      Juggalos and Juggalettes worldwide have been hollerin’ for this freshness and as usual Psychopathic Records is heedin’ the mutha fuckin’ call! The Insane Clown Posse and Twiztid have joined forces to put together a DVD of their MASSIVE tour that went down in the Fall of 2011 and it will be droppin’ on December 11, 2012!

      It was the American Psycho Tour and that shit was off the chain in every sense of the word! It was The Wicked Clowns and The Demented Duo bringin’ their wig flippin’, toe curlin’, jaw droppin’ stage shows together for one gigantic tour that left dents from flavor explosions all over this great nation of ours!

      If you missed out on that tour you missed out on one great show, but NOW is your chance to be able to see what everyone was freakin’ out about when the American Psycho Tour was on the road! We present to you the Insane Clown Posse & Twiztid’s American Psycho Tour Documentary DVD!

      This DVD isn’t just going to be straight forward showing performance after performance. Hell naw! While it’s got a FUCK TON of performances (we’ll get to those in a moment) it also has some super rare mega flavor that has never been witnessed by the ‘Los and ‘Lettes before!

      The American Psycho Tour Documentary DVD will take you behind the scenes of the tour! You’ll get to see the backstage happenings of a Nationwide ICP and Twiztid tour which is totally fuckin’ unheard of! You’ll get to peep what the Psychopathic Fam does before and after shows when they’re comin’ to your town!

      You’ll see shit like Madrox and Monoxide goin’ on their adventures from town to town, peepin’ pawn shops and smoke stops. Speaking of smoke breaks, we’re tellin’ you right now that nothing is off limits on this DVD. They’ve even included straight up footage of Twiztid’s highly publicized arrest in Florida!

      You can also catch Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J as they sweep through New York City handling various press stops, interviews, and the like. It’s a chance to see the Duke of the Wicked and the Southwest Strangla going through their daily grind while on tour!

      In addition to the Insane Clown Posse and Twiztid there were A LOT of their homies performing. That tour was absolutely stacked and they’ve got it all on DVD for you to chill out and peep in the comfort of your own fuckin’ home.

      You’ll catch sets from The Zombie King, Blaze Ya Dead Homie! The Brothers of Mystery, Dark Lotus! The Original Detroit Gangstas, Psychopathic Rydas! The Mad Scientist, Mike E. Clark! The Psychopathic Assassin, Cold 187um! And the Heads of Hardcore, WOLFPAC!

      The sets you see will be in full and everything you would expect from a Psychopathic show! That means all the chaos! All the crazy! All the antics! All the ruthlessness! And when it comes to the performances from the Insane Clown Posse? All the mutha fuckin’ Faygo!

      But what would a Psychopathic show be without the Juggalos? From behind the scenes straight to in front of the stage, there are tons of interviews and footage from YOU! The Juggalos and Juggalettes! Our family! We get a unique look at our homies Nationwide! The ‘Los and ‘Lettes just like you!

      All of the madness of the American Psycho Tour Documentary DVD will be available nationwide in stores as well as on! The spots to watch for more details are and!

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      Twiztid have been grindin’ like a lunatic with an axe! They put in non-stop work on their Abominationz album that is now available nationwide in stores, on, and on iTunes. Then without even takin’ a breath they have hit the road for the Abominationz Tour!

      Everyone who has been hittin’ this tour has nothin’ but good things to say, but we aren’t even close to bein’ fuckin’ surprised. Come the fuck on! It’s Madrox and Monoxide! They can throw it down on an album as hard as anyone, but it’s during their live shows when they shine like mad!

      There are seventeen dates left on the current leg of the Abominationz Tour and if any of them are comin’ near you we suggest you hit them up! In addition to seein’ Twiztid rockin’ the dead on stage you’ll also catch the likes of Lil Wyte! Hed PE! And Potluck!

      If you really want to kick your Abominationz Tour experience up a notch, the way to go is the Abominationz Tour VIP Packages available now on! This will guarantee that your night celebratin’ Abominationz with Twiztid will be one you’ll never forget! And these VIP Packs are fuckin’ LOADED!

      The package includes a VIP laminate! A limited edition Madrox trading card! A limited edition Monoxide trading card! A limited edition 18x14 Abominationz poster! An Abominationz vinyl sticker! An Abominationz wristband! An 8x10 full-color promo flat! A custom Twiztid lanyard! And you get to meet and greet with Twiztid!

      The best part is that when you put in an order for the VIP package you don’t have to worry about having anything shipped to you! Your VIP Pass will be waiting right at Will Call for you on the day of the shows and you will pick up all your extra flavor right at the venue! Just

Atlanta, GA
The Masquerade
Time: 7:00pm. Buy tickets

San Antonio, TX
Time: 7:00pm.

Dallas, TX
The Door
Time: 6:00pm.

Las Vegas, NV
Cheyenne Saloon
Time: 7:00pm.

Tucson, AZ
The Rock
Time: 7:00pm.

Tempe, AZ
The Marquee
Time: 7:00pm.

Santa Ana, CA
Yost Theatre
Time: 7:00pm.

Sacramento, CA
Ace of Spades
Time: 6:30pm.

make sure to be there an hour and a half early so you don’t miss out on the meet & greet!

      It’s all in celebration of the Abominationz album that has been shakin’ the planet leaving the masses in fear of the movement which the Demented Duo has awakened in the underground! If you’re out of the know then let us get you caught up right quick.

      Abominationz comes in two versions. A Madrox Version and a Monoxide Version. Each version features a cover with the killa of your choice as well as a bonus track with either Madrox or Monoxide takin’ the lead.

      With every album you’ll also get a new addition to your Dark Carnival Trading Card collection! This series of cards began with the W.I.C.K.E.D. album which sold 1-10. Now in Abominationz you can get 11-20! The cards feature your faves of Psychopathic Records in full color! Some are harder to find than others and some are signed! The only way to find them is to pick up your own physical copy of the album!

      The Abominationz Tour is goin’ strong! Peep the dates and details below! Ticket links can be found on! The Abominationz album can be found in stores, on, and iTunes! Twiztid are comin’ for you!

Salt Lake City, UT
Time: 6:00pm.

Denver, CO
Ogden Theatre
Time: 8:00pm.

Farmington, NM
Top Deck
Time: 6:00pm.

Lawrence, KS
Time: 6:00pm.

St. Louis, MO
Time: 6:00pm.

Columbus, OH
Time: 7:00pm.

Pittsburgh, PA
Stage AE
Time: 7:00pm.

Louisville, KY
Time: 7:00pm.

Detroit, MI
St. Andrews
Time: 7:00pm.

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      Dayton, OH! DJ Clay is comin’ your way with another Juggalo Jumpoff! The Official DJ Clay Juggalo Jumpoffs are the absolute shit because they aim to hit the smaller markets that can sometimes slip by on larger Psychopathic tour. Look at it, Psychopathic Records hasn’t played Dayton in at least ten years, but that changes November 16th!

      On November 16th DJ Clay is hittin’ up McGuffy’s House of Rock in Dayton, OH! He’s got a big show lined up, too! Not only will you get to see DJ Clay spin brand new shit you

ain’t heard before and massive Juggalo favorites, but he’ll also be doing his live set that is always in demand! In addition to DJ Clay you’ll also get to peep out Myzery and Menace to Sobriety!

      The entire night is going to be one big fuckin’ party. You know never who will be showin’ up or who will be hangin’ out for the night! Specially mixed Juggalo drinks will be pourin’ all night long with a steady backdrop of fresh tunes.

      And for those of you askin’ about the wet t-shirt contest and the freestyle battles, this time around they won’t be goin’ down. Instead that’s gonna clear up even more time for what people really fuckin’ want. THE MUSIC!

      Catch DJ Clay with his special guests Myzery and Menace to Sobriety when they hit up McGuffy’s House of Rock in Dayton, OH on Friday, November 16th! More details can be found on and tickets can be scooped up on! BE THERE, JUGGALOS!

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      Psychopathic Radio is always tryin’ to put in time and effort on being the top spot for free live streaming entertainment for those runnin’ beneath the streets and it’s that time again for an overhaul! as you know it right now has just finished out their final week! Now they are going on hiatus from broadcasting, but we can assure you that they won’t just be sittin’ around twiddlin’ their thumbs.

      The hosts, staff, and interns of Psychopathic Radio will be hard at work revamping the studio and format while they take their dopeness levels and crank them up to eleven!

      This isn’t just a coat of new paint! We’re talking about a completely brand new studio that will be a lot bigger to offer even more room for our hosts to go fuckin’ nuts!

      Speaking of hosts! Get ready to see some new faces around the studio who will be givin’ you a whole new format of!

      While we can’t give you too many details and we can’t give you an exact date for Psychopathic Radio to return, we can tell you that it’s going to be fuckin’ amazing and well worth the wait!

      For more details as they come and an official relaunch date keep your eyes on Psychopathic Radio! The only radio station that matters!

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      Here’s PART 3 of the very special edition Family Focus where we focus on the hardships Juggalos and Juggalettes are going through worldwide because of the FBI bullshit. These are the names and faces of people just like you, our family, who have been dealing with the discrimination of authority figures who judge them solely based on their choice to rep the hatchet!


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Monroe J.
Pasadena, MD

      So about a week ago, I was stopped by a police officer. Did nothing wrong driving the speed limit and everything. Well he said my car came up as not having insurance he did the whole peek in the car gimmick detained me for 20 minutes while he checked my record and everything and while he did

that I called my insurance company and provided proof of current insurance on my car. Long story short I proved he illegally stopped me and made him look like a fool. He didn’t say he was sorry or anything gave me a warning even though I had current insurance. All because of the hatchetman sticker on my car. Guilty of being a Juggalo I suppose.

Leah S.
Pasco, WA

      I was arrested and as soon as they saw the hatchetgirls tatt'd on my chest, they classified me as gang related and put me in maximum security lockdown. Being a 5 foot tall female, and sandwich artist with hatchetgirl tatts means I'm always armed and dangerous apparently. Stupid cops.

Renee P.

      I am writing this for my son Skylar

who is currently serving time at Stanley Correctional Institute in Stanley Wisconsin. My son has been down with the clown for many years. Just loves being a Juggalo. We both went to The Gathering in 2010 and had a great time. Skylar had got into trouble around here with the law. No mistake and had to pay the price for his mistakes. But what really got me was in court at his sentencing; since Skylar was a Juggalo and around here is known as a gang (also in prison) he got a year and a half added to his sentence. Used as an example!!! Not cool! He sits in prison away from his FAMILY because he chooses to listen to this type of music!! He still stands tall for Juggalos!!

Zack L.
Phoenix, AZ

      When I got arrested I got told I’m a gang member for my hatchetman on both wrists, Twiztid under my left, and ICP under my right. He took pictures of them and my juggalo across my stomach, making my anxiety more of a problem then I already have. Just had a baby 3 weeks ago and one day he’s gonna ask me what it means and I’ll explain, but a gang member I am not. Now in Arizona I’m known as a gang member whenever I get questioned by the police here. I love music and that just makes me upset a lot.

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Sep 24,2012

Tech N9ne Releases His “E.B.A.H.” Project

by Jake Crates (@JakeCrates) September 19th, 2012 @ 12:44pm
Tech N9ne Just Right

(AllHipHop News) Kansas City, Missouri bred independent rap artist, Tech N9ne released his new Eon September 18.

An acronym for “Evil Brain Angel Heart,” the 10-track collection features several sides of the Kansas City rapper’s personality.

The title track details the constant mental and emotional tug-of-war that consumes Tech N9ne, while “Don’t Tweet This” explains the Strange Music Crew’s road rules.

is being released in the midst of Tech N9ne’s “Live In Canada” tour with Krizz Kaliko and Madchild.

The tour stops at Crocks in Thunder Bay, Ontario tonight and concludes October 1 at Club Soda in Montreal.

Tech N9ne will also headline the prestigious A3C Hip Hop Festival 2012 in Atlanta on October 13.

Thanks in part to his robust tour schedule, Tech N9ne was named one of Forbes’ Cash Kings 2012: Hip-Hop’s 20 Top Earners earlier this month. He was one of only two independent artists who earned a slot in the magazine’s Top 20.

Tech N9ne is also gearing up for his next EP, Boiling Point, on October 30. Tech N9ne’s next studio album will be released in the first quarter of 2013 on his Strange Music label.


September 14,2012

New 9/14 Hatchet Herald!

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    The new edition of Hatchet Herald hit the web today with exclusive news about the return of Jumpsteady, Hallowicked, Psychopathic Radio, DJ Clay's Juggalo Jumpoff and more! Read it in full here:


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    September 14, 2012
    Hallowicked 2012

    Twiztid & Cold 187um Hatchet Hook-up

    DJ Clay Upcoming Juggalo Jump Off

    Jumpsteady Back At Psychopathic

    Family Focus

          It’s time to get your haunt on, Homies! We’re gettin’ so close to October and that can mean only one thing. HALLOWICKED! It’s on its fuckin’ way! And this year we’ve got not one, but TWO HUGE WAYS you can get your fix for the wickedest season around.

          First off, there’s the tried and true Hallowicked Show that will be happening Halloween night on Wednesday, October 31st! This year we’re changin’ shit up and moving this huge event to the Royal Oak Music Theatre in Royal Oak, MI! It’s all ages so that means you can bring the kiddies and their goodies along with you after you get your trick or treat on! Doors will be opening at 7:00PM and the show begins at 8:00PM! Tickets for that are available NOW on and, but they’re goin’ FAST! If you want in on this action we suggest you get at ‘em now before they’re gone!

          As always with a Hallowicked show, everyone who walks in the door will get a super fresh, ultra exclusive, only to be found at this show CD single containing one track done by the Insane Clown Posse just for this night! FUCKIN’ RARE!

          And if you think for a moment that everything is said and done when the last bottle of Faygo goes flyin’ off the stage then you’re fuckin’ MISTAKEN! After the Hallowicked Show comes to an end we’re goin’ to be movin’ right along to the Hallowicked Afterparty! Come on now! It’s Halloween! You know that shit is goin’ to be partyin’ late into the night!

          Now, if you can’t make it out to that one Hallowicked show, DON’T FLIP OUT! There is actually a full 2012 Hallowicked Tour leading up to the date in Royal Oak, MI! BOOM! Who’s got you covered, mutha fuckaaa?

          The Insane Clown Posse will be hittin’ up FOUR dates in FOUR states before partyin’ down Halloween night. They’re draggin’ the holiday out fuckin’ proper! You’ll be able to catch them on October 25th in Columbus, OH! October 26th in Pittsburgh, PA! October 27th in Milwaukee, WI! And October 28th in Buffalo, NY! Those full dates and details can be found on!

          And because you need a wicked act to preempt such a MASSIVE headliner, the wicked clowns are bringin’ along some intense special guests that old school and new school Juggalos and Juggalettes will all

    get down to. It’s none other than ZUG IZLAND! The original kings of wicked shit rock, Zug Izland are going to be opening the show every night of The 2012 Hallowicked tour with the Insane Clown Posse!

          We also have some NEW FLAVOR that has just been added to not only Hallowicked on October 31st, but also to all dates of the 2012 Hallowicked Tour. At all of these shows they will be offering the Hallowicked VIP package! Anyone who wants to participate in the VIP dopeness can simply go onto and purchase the package in addition to your show tickets!

          Included with the Hallowicked VIP packages you will get a Hallowicked t-shirt! A meet & greet with the Insane Clown Posse before the show! A commemorative VIP pass! You will also be able to participate in Faygo Armageddon at the very end of the show! To make sure you get your full experience you just want to make sure you’re at the venue an hour and a half before the doors open! It’s all that for only one hundred bones! Peep it out on!

          Tickets for all of these shows are available NOW for purchase! Just peep the details below, click the links, grab your tickets, and be ready to celebrate Halloween in true family fashion!


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          Everyone should be in the know already but for those who aren’t let us drop some knowledge on you. Both Twiztid and Cold 187um have brand new albums that are set to be released in October! They are both currently available for pre-order on and they’re going to be fresh as fuckin’ hell!

          First you have Twiztid’s full length album called Abominationz. This freshness is delvin’ deep into the wicked shit as only the serial killaz can! Every single song is straight devastation at a whole new level! By the end of it you’re goin’ to be sleepin’ with the lights on because it’s such a straight mind fuck!

          Then you’ve got The Psychopathic Assassin, we can only be talkin’ about Cold 187um, AKA Big Hutch! He’s the master of smooth rhymes describin’ hard fuckin’ times and it’s all on lock on this new full length album, his debut on Psychopathic Records, The Only Solution! It’s a deluxe mix tape featuring classic beats you know and love from all the heavy hitters of the Hatchet Family!

          Previously we announced that these two albums were going to have different release dates, but the more we pondered on it somethin’ struck us. With how hard it is to cop a ride to the store and with the way gas prices are soooarin’, we decided that we’re going to make it much easier to snag both these albums at once! Now both albums will be coming out on the same day October 22nd! YEP, CHECK THE DATE! Monday, October 22nd!! Twice the flavor a day early!

          That ain’t all! We’re givin’ an extra large hook-up to the ninjas who scoop both the albums early! All you have to do is have a receipt or receipts proving that you purchased both Twiztid’s Abominationz and Cold 187um’s The Only Solution in the first two weeks of them being available. It doesn’t even have to be on the same receipt (in case a store is sold out of one or the other, shit happens). The receipt(s) of your purchase must be dated from October 22nd to November 5th! Once you have proof that you purchased both albums within the first two weeks of them being available you just send that shit right into us! You will have until November 19th to get it into the Psychopathic Records Headquarters!

          You’re probably askin’ what is the fresh bonus for purchasing both albums within the first two weeks and sending in your receipt? We’re getting to that part, settle the fuck down! In return you will be receiving a limited edition, never to be available in any other way, album that will contain the audio for the Psychopathic Psyphers 1, 2, and 3! It’s goin’ to be pressed up all smooth style and a dope collector’s piece for every ‘Lo and ‘Lette who can get their hands on it!

          As an added bonus for everyone who pre-orders and orders from There’s nothing to send in! If you pre-order both Twiztid’s Abominationz and Cold 187um’s The Only Solution from or order them within the first two weeks, you’ll get the same hatchetgear hook-up smooth and easy style!


    - Twiztid’s Abominationz & Cold 187um’s The Only Solution available nationwide Monday, October 22nd
    - Purchase both albums within the first two weeks for the hook-up (October 22nd – November 5th)
    - Your receipt(s) are your proof of purchase and should be sent to the following address:

    Hatchet Hook-up
    P.O.Box 620
    Farmington, MI 48332

    - All receipts must be received by November 19th for the hook-up
    - The hook-up is a fresh CD containing audio of all three Psychopathic Psyphers and this is the only place you will be able to get it!
    - Pre-orders and orders on will get the Hatchet Hook-up automatically without having to send anything in.

          There you have it, Homies! Mark that shit on your calendar and get fuckin’ ready! There’s two brand new albums coming out from Psychopathic and you’re going to get hooked the fuck up just by showin’ your family luv!


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          Listen up! Listen up! DJ Clay is puttin’ out the call to all the hard partyin’ ‘Los and the sexysmexy ‘Lettes! It’s time for another OFFICIAL JUGGALO JUMPOFF! It’s time to get your party on with the official DJ of Psychopathic Records, DJ CLAY!

          It’s goin’ down on September 28th at Peabody’s (Rockstar) in Cleveland, OH! There is goin’ to be a maaaad amount of flavor poppin’ off all night long to keep you busy! Doors are at 8:00PM! It’s only $10 to get in! And the best part is that all ages are welcome! Bring all your homies down to get your party on Friday night!

          In addition to DJ Clay spinnin’ all night long you’ll also catch performances by King Gordy and Bailz! And for all the ladies 18+ you can take part in a wet t-shirt contest to compete for a dopeload of flavor! Just inquire for entry at!

          DJ Clay’s Official Juggalo Jump Off simply can’t be fucked with! It’s more than just a show, it’s a PARTY! You get to chill with a bunch of your fellow ‘Los and ‘Lettes! Tip back drinks! And get your swerve on until late into the night!

          Tickets for DJ Clay’s Juggalo Jump Off are available NOW on! Just hit up for full details and tickets! Then get ready to party with DJ Clay and the fam! September 28th! Peabody’s (Rockstar) in Cleveland, OH! BE THERE, NINJAS!


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          This is one of those events that you simply hope for. You want it to happen so badly that you can really only wait for the stars and moon to align and hold your breath dreamin’ of shit like this to happen. Well, we at Psychopathic Records have been steadily waitin’ and we know the ‘Los and ‘Lettes from all over the planet have been doin’ a lot of the same.

          Now all that patience has paid off. We here at the Hatchet Herald are super fuckin’ proud, massively honored, and absolutely STOKED that we get to announce the return of a Ninja Legend

    to the ranks of Psychopathic Records. We can only be talkin’ about one person, the master of the guillotine himself, JUMPSTEADY!

          This move has been in the works for quite some time, but it is only now that it could come to light. After a seven year hiatus of serving the people through other much respected means, Jumpsteady is bringing his irreplaceable knowledge, karma, and heart back to the label that he helped create more than twenty years ago!

          During the early days of Psychopathic Records you had yourself the first five. That consisted of Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, Billy Bill, Jumpsteady, and Alex Abbiss. It was through their hard work and dedication that gave all of us somewhere to fit in and we speak very seriously when we say how grateful we are for their sacrifices they made along the way to build this empire brick by brick.

          Jumpsteady was a driving force for thirteen years with Psychopathic Records and in that time he accomplished more than we can even begin to list (but you know we’ll try). Jumpsteady is a Don of Psychopathic Records. He is one of the three creators of The Morton’s List. He is a Hall of Fame JCW Wrestler. The Gathering of the Juggalos was his brain child. He traveled far and wide

    to meet with Juggalos and Juggalettes, spreading the karma of Psychopathic and bringing all he got in return to headquarters.

          Jumpsteady put his heart into Psychopathic Records and the Juggalo Family knowing that above all else, the magic to what we have going on here is the immeasurable amounts of luv and dedication that we each possess for you guys and how you give it straight back to us daily on an off the chart scale.

          Although plenty has changed in the last seven years, Family Luv is forever and we proudly welcome Jumpsteady to his place that has always been ready and waiting for his return. This means that you will be seeing and hearing much more from him at events and through various outlets of Psychopathic.

          Give props, pay respect, and get ready to watch a MASTER work.


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          We’re sure plenty of ‘Los and ‘Lettes are tunin’ in to Psychopathic Radio every Tuesday and Thursday from 9:00PM – 1:00AM EST without fail! We’ve got a wide variety of shows goin’ on featuring various hosts covering all sorts of subjects all streaming LIVE and FREE!

          Blaze Ya Dead Homie had got The Coffin which covers everything going on in the world of sports! Sugar Slam’s Demo Jams is all about playing demos sent in by YOU, the Juggalos and Juggalettes! There’s also Sounds of the D hosted by Doe Dubbla bringin’ you the history of music straight outta Detroit! We can’t even list everythin’ else we got goin’ on! Wolfpac’s Super Deluxe Fun Time Variety Hour! Twiztid’s Ashtrays & Action Figures! Violent J’s The Witching Hour! DJ Fillin’s The Fixx! Shit goes on and on!

          Well, we took to askin’ the ‘Los and ‘Lettes for some insight. If YOU had the chance to have your very own show on what would it be like? What would you call it? What subjects would you cover? Would you have a co-host? Would you be takin’ calls? We wanted all the details!

          As always, y’all came out strong givin’ us your input and tellin’ it how it is. While we don’t have enough room to be able to publish every single reply, we picked out a chunk of our favorites and we’re printing them below. As always, thank you to all the Ninjas who replied!

          Now, without further delay, here’s what sort of line-up we could expect if had a heavy dose of new shows!

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    Fernando Hernandez: Juggalo News Network. News brought to you... Juggalo style. It'll be like the Colbert Report and The Daily Show maybe mixed with some Onion News Network. AND the other idea is if Violent J and Shaggy2Dope just watched music videos and commented on them. It doesn't have to be just music videos - it can be commercials or movies whatever. It could be called PSYCHOPATHIC THEATER or some shit like that.

    Rene Collazo: My funky fresh feature would be called "Diraty Sanchez's Super Dirtay Funky Dope Ill Monster Hour" and i would lace my faygo with acid and spit random nothings into the microphone, i would also have a music request line on the show and not play any of the requests and the only song i would song i would spin is "Danny K- Drugs are Bad" if your sitting at your computer saying "god i wouldnt listen to that" then fuck you cuz you know you are lying my freind.

    Jeremiah Cannell: it would be the juggalo jay stoner show! all about how to roll blunts, joints id have all my bongs and bowl and id play some old skool shiiiiiit

    Chris Tylicki: I'd do a show called freak out, mostly about all the weird n freaky people and places I could find. Lots of strange ass shit in the world. Maybe interviews with freaks of all sorts and the weirdest dope music I could find.

    Chase Thatmoney: Juggalo porn...the stars always wear face paint there is always wicked music playin and it always messed up partners like a huge girl wit a skinny old man or a midget with mike tyson shit like that....tellin you it would make millions :) :)

    Nic Servis: a crazy fucking blunt fest! lets just roll a fuck load of blunts with the whole hatchet family and get high as a motherfucker and sit and chat about all the new hatchet news. well see who can roll the fattest l and take it to their face. it will be the fucking most fresh show out there! whoop whoop!

    Aaron Ahasteen: I do a show about strippers lives n strippper wives .:) n travle the world n get all there perspectives on the lives they live :) sounds krazy but it jus might work

    Dave Krzeminski: Billboard morgue. Revisiting the good shit that was once on top

    Akilla Issik: It would be called "the pick apart show" and we would discuss any new artist`s coming out...disect them and there songs and videos...

    Kurty V-Lo: The Juggalo Request Line (JRL). call in, u tell me what to show/play, who to have on the show n what to do. leave it up to the viewers to decide. also weekly give-aways n contests.

    Harley Webb: a show called Ticks and Stoned. Talk of all stoner moments and the good times yu have had along with the ticks (bullies) and hard time in life. Let everyone learn from your personal experiences.

    Jefferiah Ison: Alright get this:Fued or Fuckin Stupid-the synopsis is I go over wrestling fueds old and new and talk about the good [savage vs ultimate warrior] and the baaad [papa shango vs ultimate warrior].guests include my midget sidekick Dink the Clown.we will truly decide if it was a FUED or FUCKIN STUPID!!! Plus I wear different wrestling masks each show.

    Travis Bruner: For Sure A Celebrity Roast Format.....Any Chance I can get to call out those fake ass Mutha Fackos I will....Old School hip hop and Pyschopathic Jams ...with a half hour METAL segment Called Riegning Paint...THE FRESHEST!!!!!! #PSYCHOSLINGERS WHOOP WHOOP

    Redeye Mike: Marijuana.

    Rachael Sue: ALL ABOUT ZOMBIE PREPAREDNESS. that would be my shit all day. Damn. Omg. Demonstrations on how to correctly use firearms by some sexy Los an lettes. Oh. This makes my horrible zombie dream from last night much better. Haha. Shit was REAL I TELL YOU. Whoop whoop lol!!

    Joe B-z Burghardt: my show would be "AXE ME ANYTHING" where lo's and lette's could ask anything. ask whats comming next from Psy or why the fuck is the sky blue? who gives a fuck. im sure lo's and lette's got some entertaining questions and im sure the answers will be even better! MMFCL WHOOP WHOOP!

    Sherry Deans: cotton candy and popsicles porn review… self explanatory

    Mike Greenwood: It should be about gun show called GHETTO BLASTERS. about custom guns, gun news and related topics mixed in wit sum dope ass music...

    Stephanie Traver: I was thinkin an oldschool vs new show would be kinda cool.... and it seems there's a lot of fam tha is also into metal... A show for juggalo-picked metal would be interesting

    Brandon Colclaser: Show name spidy the clowns super fresh super hero show talking about the best in comic books and graphic novels with a zombie apocalypse twist whoop whoop also fresh lette of the week and kill that artist

    Shawn Mckown: Fat naked guy eating Cheetos while reviewing 70's porn while taking live calls

    Kenny D Eichenberg: Im fat as hell so I guess it would be about food and Drinking, I cook so I would be giving out badass recipes, Clown Kitchen

    Nicole R. Swann: Welcome to Family Freshness, discussing everything from the FBI Gang List and the complications, injustice and prejudice involved, to real life Lo's and Lette's with real life stories, and how the family has helped them to overcome the bad shit. Different topics every week, different guests, different callers, different stories, helping the fam get to know each other, giving each other advice and love from the very farthest reaches of this dirtball to your living rooms.

    Chester A. Arthritus: I would be Juggalo Pumkin Mufucka, and Id be bringing old(and) new videogame freshness each week. Wed be talkin bout them Marios, Mufuckin CoDs, Mufuckin Ninja Gaidens, Skyrims, Sonics, Space Invaders, ALL that freshness for real. It would be called Pumkins Mufuckin Playtime Up in This Bitch, full title. Also Id find a way to work big titties in there.

    Micah Baiz: "welcome Juggalos and Lettes and Vets worldwide! This is the Juggalo heroes hour bringing you the Psycho news from a soldiers point of view!" (moment of silence while Revelry plays... Retreat at the end of broadcast) emails, tweets, comments and whatnot from military ninjas or shout outs to family of the Family around the world. Funny, serious, sad, drunk, naked... Whatever the uniformed haps, we'd talk about it. Plus Juggalo drinking games for those of age. :)

    Jocelyn Sailas: Hatchet Man of da week; stories all about ninjas standing up for the fam and letting the fam vote for the top juggalo of the week or something based on what they did and stuff

    Stephen Burton: Old skool playback. It would be all about old original hiphop music. The history, the impact it made on people, and all the shit they went through to get to the point there at today. And have people vote to see who still listens to the most, and least music and artist. Just keepin an open mind of all old school history itself.

    Nick 'Jesus' Ware: Big B-Movie Blast where we'd talk about B-Movies old and new, the good ones, the bad ones and the ones to stay away from with music from all kinds of different artists/soundtracks

    Shaune Vanhuizen: I'm a paranormal investigator I'd a based it on the paranormal and how It pertains to psychopatic and talk about all thing ghost,dead and monsters

    Timm Yohe: Title, Greasy and Cheesy. Tag line, "it's about to get sweaty in here y'all". Subject, fat kid fast food review. I'd discuss living the extra extra extra large life, one drive thru at a time.

    Josh Denault: The name would be clownin around. We would show videos of pranks and tricks being played on people all night

    Lauren AndJosh Thacker: Id have a show called WiCkEd KiTcHeN! Im a chef and been dwtc since I was like 6 and my show would teach all my los and lettes how to cook awesome food. Everything from badass munchie snacks to five course dinners a lette could could for a nice night with her lo...cuz every muthafacko can cook :) mmfwcl whoop whoop!

    Matt Pesina: I would call my show "Real Shit Talk Wrestling". Have a straight up, real , uncensored talk on any and all wrestling organizations. I would allow anyone and everyone to talk about whos their fav wrestler who they hate the most. What changes would needed to any wrestling show out there. Trivia, comedy, music, voiced opinions, i think this show would do good. I wouldnt run out of things to talk about so everyones attention wouldnt stray too much haha.


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    July 14,2012

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    July 13, 2012
    2012 GotJ

    GotJ Deadly Medley

    TMDP @ GotJ

    GotJ Tickets In Stores

    Family Focus

    Axe The Question


          2012 has been on absolute fire and zooming along at a break neck speed! Back around the New Year when the Insane Clown Posse had their New Year’s Eve Ninja Party they declared that 2012 was the year of the Juggalos and Juggalettes. So far? They’ve been fuckin’ right! The shine that is comin’ off all the Ninjas worldwide can be felt on an epic scale. But now with the Gathering of the Juggalos so close to poppin’ off? It’s gonna be rainin’ diamonds, y’all! Ain’t no one can hold us down!

          The 13th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos will be taking place from August 8th – 12th in Cave-in-Rock, IL at The Hatchet Landings (AKA Hog Rock). That’s five full days! Five days to leave your worries behind you! To join up with your family in the center of good karma and good fuckin’ times! To not worry about haters and people judging you for doin’ your thing!

          At The Gathering of the Juggalos you are surrounded by nothing but family. These people, the Juggalos and the Juggalettes, they’re just like you! They’re your homies! Best friends that you’ve never met before! It’s an incredible feeling to be walking along a path in the middle of nowhere and to be surrounded by so many people who really understand you. We get you! Because, brothers and sisters, you’re one of us!

          We could go on about how it’s always rainin’ diamonds at The Juggalo Gathering, but it is something you honestly have to witness to understand. We could use every word in our vocabulary and thesaurus tryin’ to express it, but there are none that can really sum up the feeling you get while there.

          But we can easily explain all the extra flavor and freshness awaiting you at The Gathering of the Juggalos! The performances! The wrestling! The late night parties! The comedians! The hosts on main stage! The contests! The competitions! All of it can be summed up in two words… FUCKIN’ AWESOME!!

          Joining the Psychopathic Family on the

    main stage this year will be the largest genre mix of music we’ve ever seen at The Juggalo Gathering! Without a single stretch we can honestly say that there is something for everyone this year!

          When it comes to wrestling you’ll have the flavor of JCW tryouts! Lots of wrestling shows! Ladies wrestling! Plenty more! And it’ll all be topped off by BLOODYMANIA 6 Sunday evening! And when we say evening we mean it! This isn’t going down at two in the morning! With the shift in the schedule everyone will be able to enjoy Bloodymania 6!!

          And there’s so much more we can barely even cover it all… but we’ll try!

          There’s the usual suspects that everyone loves like the Karaoke Contest where you get to sing your favorite Psychopathic Records hits on stage! The Wet T-shirt contest where hot ‘Lettes are sprayed down with Faygo! Tattoo contests to rep your ink! Miss Juggalette will pit the lovely ladies head to head to find out who deserves the crown! The Neden Game is lookin’ to hook some lucky ‘Los up with sweet, sweet skins! The Lingerie contest lets the Juggalettes strut what their Mamas gave ‘em!

          There’s Sideshows! Freakshows! Magicians! Autograph signings! Artist seminars! Carnival rides! Midway games! Moonbounce! The Spazmatic Hangout! The massive merch tent! The Swimming Hole! The Love Train makin’ extra stops! Cool down stations! AND SO MUCH MORE!!!!

          The Gathering of the Juggalos can’t be explained. It can only be experienced. If you’re still on the fence, this is the time to get the fuck off it! Get your shit in order and get yourself to Cave-in-Rock, IL for the Gathering of the Juggalos! Just hit up for more details and to purchase your tickets!

          There is sooo much to cover about The Gathering of the Juggalos that we here at The Hatchet Herald will be working overtime until we’re drivin’ our asses to Illinois. For the next four weeks leading up to The Juggalo Gathering The Hatchet Herald will become a weekly publication instead of bi-weekly! That’s how much news we’ve got!

          So, keep readin’ on and keep your eye on your mailbox for the next issues of The Hatchet Herald. And we’ll be seein’ YOU at The 2012 Gathering of the Juggalos!

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          There is a first time for everything and what better time to debut somethin’ brand fuckin’ new than at The Gathering of the Juggalos. This year at The 2012 Juggalo Gathering, for the first time ever to this extent, you will get to witness THE DEADLY MEDLEY!

          While THE DEAD MEDLEY is usually reserved for the Big Ballas X-Mas Party, the Hatchet Family decided to break the mold and bring this shit out to the largest family reunion of the year! What better place to get the entire Psychopathic Records roster on stage together than The Juggalo Gathering!?

          For everyone who is scratchin’ their heads and lookin’ a little confused, we’ll break it down real quick and easy. The Deadly Medley is when you take every single artist of Psychopathic Records and you let them drop some of their hottest tunes up on stage surrounded by the fam. To sum it up, it’s the SHIIIIIIIIT!!!

          Like we said before, this sorta thing has usually only happened at The Big Ballas X-Man Party in Detroit, MI around the Hatchet Holidays but no more! We’re goin’ to put everything we got into the 13th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos!

          The Deadly Medley will be featurin’ all your Psychopathic Faves and THEN SOME. The THEN SOME is a super fuckin’ special guest that is going to make y’all piss yourselves with delight. Think we’re lyin? Bet on it, Mutha Fackos!

          You’re going to see the wicked clowns, INSANE CLOWN POSSE! The demented duo, TWIZTID! The zombie king, BLAZE YA DEAD HOMIE! The hatchet warrior, ABK! The psychopathic assassin, COLD 187 UM! And finally… The master of the flying guillotine, JUMPSTEADY!!

          Take a moment, Ninjas. Go change your piss soaked panties and we’ll wait right here.

          You good now? Alright, continuing on!

          As everyone knows, the Insane Clown Posse are going to be closin’ out the main stage of The Gathering of the Juggalos on Saturday night to make sure everyone in attendance is able to catch their show. We understand some people have to bounce early for work so we’re flippin’ the script to make it cool for you.

          BUT! For everyone who is stickin’ it out until the nitty gritty end. We’re talkin’ about AFTER Bloodymania 6 goes down Sunday night. All eyes are turnin’ to a stage in the woods, wrapped in darkness and devastating beats, when this atom bomb of flavor disintegrates everyone’s dome piece!

          The Deadly Medley for the first time ever at The Gathering of the Juggalos! It’s just another sweet piece of flavor that you’ll see at the biggest and most wicked wild Juggalo Gathering to date!

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    08.14.12 &
    AT THE GotJ

          Not only are we less than a month out from The 2012 Gathering of the Juggalos, but we’re also that much closer to the release of the Insane Clown Posse’s highly anticipated album, THE MIGHTY DEATH POP! This album has been three years in the making and the wait for the brand new flavor from Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope is almost over!!

          The second Joker’s card of the second deck! While it will be available WORLDWIDE on 08.14.12, those lucky ‘Los and ‘Lettes that make it to The Gathering of the Juggalos will have the chance to be the first ones to get their hands on the album.

          Can you imagine that? Just take a moment, pause, and really ponder what we’re tryin’ to say. You’re in the middle of nowhere, Cave-in-Rock, IL. You’re

    surrounded by thousands upon thousands of the closest family members you’ve never met in your life. It’s a non-stop party twenty-four hours a day. This is the closest to Shangri-la you will ever get to while breathing.

          And in the middle of all of this, you can walk right over to the merch booth on the very first day of The Juggalo Gathering and you can grab yourself one of three versions (or all three) of The Mighty Death Pop from the Insane Clown Posse. This isn’t just NEW MUSIC. This is THE MUSIC. This is going to become the soundtrack to your 2012 Gathering of the Juggalos experience!!

          Bottom line, if you’re attending The Gathering of the Juggalos, you need to grab yourself this album. There’s no way around it. This is all part of the experience of The 13th Annual Juggalo Gathering!

          The hard part isn’t figuring out IF you should get The Mighty Death Pop, that’s a given. The question is which version are you going to pick up? Red Pop, White Pop, or Black Pop? While each of them are just as fresh as the others, they all have a very distinct flavor.

          Red Pop comes with Smothered, Covered, and Chunked! The cover songs album! Every single song on the album is a cover jam twisted up and laid down as only the Insane Clown Posse can do. It features the entire Hatchet Family, Fred Durst, and Lil Wyte!

          White Pop comes with Mike E. Clark’s Extra Pop Emporium! It

    features 13 tracks of outtakes, remixes, and collabos with HUGE heavy hitters of the music scene! We’re talkin’ about Color Me Badd! Three 6 Mafia! Willie D! Scarface! Kottonmouth Kings! Swollon Members! Geto Boys! Ice Cube! and Kreayshawn!

          Finally, there’s Black Pop with Freaky Tales! It’s Insane Clown Posse’s take on Too $hort’s ho flows of the same name from back in the day. While Too $hort’s song was well known for being long at eight minutes, ICP took it above and beyond by creating their own ho flow that goes on for sixty-four minutes!

          All three versions will be available to scoop at The Gathering of the Juggalos. If you’re unable to make it to The Gathering of the Juggalos, DON’T FUCKIN’ FLIP OUT! Just head over to and pre-order the album. Plus side? All the pre-orders on get a fresh free keychain!

          It doesn’t matter where you get The Mighty Death Pop album from or which version you pick. Just pick up the damn album, because this is Hatchet History makin’ devastation straight from the Insane Clown Posse! Act like yah heard, Nerd!

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          If you want to go to The Gathering of the Juggalos this year and haven’t gotten your tickets yet, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?! We’re less than a month away from the biggest Psychopathic Records event of the year and NOW is the time to get that shit locked the fuck down! It’s happening in Cave-in-Rock, IL at The Hatchet Landings from August 8th – 12th. IT’S SO CLOSE!!

          If you haven’t gotten your Juggalo Gathering tickets yet, we’re going to try to make things a little bit easier. Some of the fresh down with the clown stores that carry merchandise are now carrying tickets to the 2012 Gathering of the Juggalos as well!

          This means you can walk your ass right into a store, lay down your cash (or plastic, what-the fuck-ever), and walk

    Rock of Ages
    31015 Ford Road
    Garden City, MI 48135

    Angelo’s CDs and More
    16711 E Iliff Ave
    Aurora, CO 80013

    Angelo’s CDs and More
    1500 W Littleton Blvd
    Littleton, CO 80120

    Angelo’s CDs and More
    3350 Youngfield
    Wheat Ridge, CO 80033

    Out Of The Past
    5341 Burnet Road
    Austin, TX 78756

    right back out with your tickets! Easy-fuckin’-peazy! There are currently nine stores with more on the way. Just check out their details below and hit ‘em up! Support your local record stores!!!

          And if you don’t want to leave your house, for whatever reason, you can still log onto and order your tickets there! There’s no excuse to miss the 2012 Gathering of the Juggalos!!

    CO-OP Records
    3727 Ave of the Cities
    Moline, IL 61265

    CO-OP Records
    422 E. Locust
    St. Davenport, IA 52803

    Magnolia Thunderpussy
    1155 North High St.
    Columbus, OH 43201

    Know Name Records
    6009 Portland Ave
    Minneapolis, MN 55417

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    AT THE GotJ

          There seems to just be somethin’ in the air at The Gathering of the Juggalos. We’re not sure if it’s the right mix of Faygo and sweat, the heat causing people to shed their extra layers of clothing, or if it’s that special high people get from bein’ around so many of their homies. But what we’re gettin’ at is that there are always hella stories about ~*luv connections*~ at The Gathering of the Juggalos.

          You look around the bar at Spazmatic over an ice cold bottle of Faygo Moon Mist! Your eyes meet! Instant chemistry! And next thing you know you’re tappin’ that back at your tent before you go watch main stage together. It’s romance at The Juggalo Gathering!

          We wanted to hear more of your stories about hook-ups and heartbreak at The Gathering of the Juggalos. Come to find out there’s a lot of little ‘Los and ‘Lettes born about nine months after the gates of The Hatchet Landings are closed for the year. Who knew!?

          Thank you to everyone who sent in your story. Below are some of our favorites. Without further ado, here are YOUR STORIES about YOUR LUV CONNECTIONS at The Gathering of the Juggalos!

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    Sarah Horn: I met my boyfriend at last year’s gathering. He went to my house when it was over instead of going back home, so he lost most of his stuff. We've been living together for the last year and now I'm 3 months pregnant. :)

    Lauren Twiztid Amato: Met my lo 4 yrs ago. been dating 2 yrs. havent been to a single psychopathic show without each

    other. He said he didnt need to meet a hot lette at the gotj cause I was the hottest there.

    Krill Clinton: Met my girl few years ago at the gotj , then at the tenth annual we hooked up, she moved to mass to b with me . Been together since.

    Kenzey Alexee Andbeard: 06 pataskala mudfest. Talked to this gorgeous lette the first day. I'm from ohio she from illinois. Banged that neden the last day of the gotj. So good I drove 12 hours to take the bitch to a blaze concert. 07 illinois. Hot 19yr old from cali. Again on the last day hit that shit. How come I only get the most beautiful chicks at the gotj? Maybe cuz they know they aint gotta see my ugly ass no more afterwards. Haha. Whoopwhoop!

    Matt Walbright: Me and the wife went to the 10th Annual in 2009 and I am feeding my 2 year old right now. Doctors / Modern Science said that me and the wife could not have kids and BOOM the magic of the Gathering made it possible. Thanks for a great time in 2009 and if we can get a babysitter for a 2 year old we will be able to make it back to another GOTJ. For now I will just chill with my Family in Ohio! Whooop Whooop

    Hugh Hugz Brown: This is about my dead homie Rolport. He was a virgin til the 2nd and last gathering he was physically at. I woke up from my tent to my homies talking to some lette who was just on the hunt for some Dick. They were at our site Chillin with the D.W.B. and some bitches. All I heard is everyone start laughing their asses off, so I walk out of my tent. First thing I see is one of the tents at our site shaking like a tornado was trapped inside. My homie Port was about 300 lbs. I look over at everyone else and these mofos are falling out their seats laughing. I heard that port was with some chick in there about his size. I told my man Winks to go film that shit, he didn't want to, pussy ha. I grabbed the camcorder stuck it through the tent door and filmed nothing but pure fucking gold. My homie lost his virginity and had it on tape, the fucking gathering is a majikal place. Shortly after gotj my homie passed away. Best gotj so far. If anyone read this comment, thanks. Let the memories live on and make your own new ones.

    Kendra Monique: My ex texted me while he was at the gathering saying

    he missed me lol We were suppose to go together!!! Single or not I'm going this year! whoop whoop

    Bryan O'Neal: My girlfriend and I had started out just talking online, we met for the 1st time at the Big Money Rustlas premiere, then later that year we hooked up at the Gathering, and we have been happily together ever since!

    Jennifer Countrylette Bartsch: Met my Lo 4 yrs ago, been together 3.5 yrs & married 4 just about 3 ... got a handsome 2 yr old Lo of our own & boy is he a crazy Lo in the making. Woop woop.

    Michael Espinosa: A few girls actually but no fucking. I just got to dance with a few hot lettes. One named Misty from Kentucky during the Rydaz. She was hot but I met my current girlfriend a week after the gathering last year and we still together. Well be having our anniversary this year :)

    Jack Kippins: I vow to get some head on a carnival ride at one of the gatherings. It's a goal of mine. On a ride watching a show and smoking some blow. Yep. That's my goal.

    Troy Gilbert: Me and my lette wife been to last 9 gatherings in a roll and still going strong! Woop Woop! C all yall in august!

    Kershina Nelson: I met my Juqqalo last year at the GOTJ, we got two Know each othar & Eventually we strted dating (: He proposed two me on 4th of July' (: sooo were wanting to get married at the GOTJ this Year and I'm 2 months preqnant with a Baby Boy Name Great "MILENKO" :)

    Mike Clay: Me and my girl met at the GOTJ 2002. Have been together ever since. We have an awesome 7 year old boy together and are still in love. 10 years and still going strong. Big thanks to Joe, Joey, and everyone else at the hatchet for creating and putting together the GOTJ events. Without you guys, I wouldn't have my wonderful family. MCL

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    Are they searching cars again when we enter?

          Yes, every vehicle entering the grounds of The Gathering of the Juggalos will be searched by personnel. To make this process as quick as possible we suggest you don’t bring the following items: glass of any sort, napalm, fireworks,

    weapons, chinese throwing stars, machine guns, animals, or anything else that seems questionable. If you have to ask yourself “is this possibly going to get taken away from me?” the answer is probably yes and you should leave it at home.

    Are golf carts allowed this year?

          The policy on golf carts this year will be the same as last year. NO ONE except authorized Gathering of the Juggalo staff will be able to use golf carts at The Juggalo Gathering. If you have a golf cart delivered to the grounds it will be held until the end of the event. If you are caught using a golf cart it will be confiscated and held until the end of the event. No exceptions.

          This is for the safety of the pedestrians walking the Hatchet Landings which makes up majority of the grounds. This also includes motorcycles, four wheelers, three wheelers, or anything else that can carry you faster than a walking pace.

          This doesn’t mean you’re doomed to walking the length of the Hatchet Landings if you plan ahead. You are not only welcomed, but encouraged, to bring a bicycle or any other walking paced single person mode of transportation to get you from point A to point B at The Juggalo Gathering. But we suggest bringing a lock!

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    June 1,2012

    Sorry I have'nt updated in a minute,been working on a side project,,,DEMON DREAMS

    One of my upcoming Projects Skincoat

    May 18,2012

    Hatchet Herald
    May 18, 2012

    on SAT, MAY 26th!

          The largest one day event of Psychopathic Records is only one week away, Juggalos and Juggalettes! The Hatchet Family is gettin’ ready to load up all of the trucks, vans, and SUVs so they can haul ass caravan style across the country to FARMINGTON, NM where HATCHET ATTACKS will be goin’ down on May 26th at McGee Park!

          Now, some of you might asking, why Farmington, NM? Our answer is WHY THE FUCK NOT!? If you’re asking that then you’re just showin’ that you don’t know SHIT about Farmington, NM and ESPECIALLY the 505 Juggalos! Farmington, NM itself has got a population of about 46,000, but the best part is that a GANG LOAD of them are Juggalos and Juggalettes! The 505 ‘Los and ‘Lettes make up the loudest and rowdiest crowd on the planet when it comes to Psychopathic shows!

          Considering there is a huge Native population in New Mexico, there is always a lotta luv shown to ABK when he makes his way out West. But the same goes for all of the Psychopathic Records artists! The kick in the ass is that the Insane Clown Posse was banned from Albuquerque the last time they performed there. Shit was just way too fuckin’ wild in this monster clown town! So because of that we’re puttin’ our sights on Farmington, NM since it’s the closest we can get to Albuquerque.

          Besides, it’s only fair considerin’ the 505 Juggalos and Juggalettes are notorious for traveling is HUGE PACKS of hundreds and thousands of Ninjas to any shows that are within a stone’s throw of their hometown. The distance don’t fuckin’ matter to them! If there is a Psychopathic show, they’ll be there! So we’re tryin’ to get shit as local as possible for them so everyone can tear the mutha facko down!

          If there is any sort of possibility that you’re able to make it out to peep this show live, let us give you some advice. DO IT! Holy fuck, DON’T MISS SEEIN’ THIS SHOW LIVE! It’s going to be the

    entire Psychopathic Records family and then some!

          We’re talking about The Wicked Clowns, Insane Clown Posse! The Demented duo, Twiztid! The Zombie King, Blaze Ya Dead Homie! The Hatchet Warrior, Anybody Killa! The Master of the Ones and Twos, DJ Clay! The Psychopathic Assassin, Cold 187! And the Mad Professor of Music, Mike E. Clark!

          In addition to that devastating line-up of live performances you’ll also be able to catch the brutal bastards of JCW when they go toe to toe in multiple matches sure to get your blood goin’! This is hardcore wrestling at its fuckin’ finest! Thumbtacks! Barbedwire bats! And BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!

          Tickets to Hatchet Attacks in Farmington, NM at McGee Park on May 26th are available NOW on! Just click the flyer above and there’s still time for you to be LIVE and in the buildin’ when this party drops on the world!

          But here’s the thing, we know not everyone can make it all the way out to Farmington, NM to check out this show for themselves. It’s not always possible! Sometimes people gotta work. Sometimes they don’t got the funds. Sometimes they got kids to watch. FUCK, sometimes people don’t even have a fuckin’ car.

          Well, we’ve got good news for you! It’s the HATCHET ATTACKS INTERNET PAY-PER-VIEW! It will be the entire show top to bottom streaming LIVE on! For everyone who wants to witness Hatchet Attacks right from their own home, continue on to PAGE 2 for the full breakdown of the Hatchet Attacks internet pay-per-view!

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          The first thing we want to make clear about the Hatchet Attacks internet pay-per-view is we want to tell you what it AIN’T gonna be! This ain’t just gonna be a couple of cameras locked down and pointed at a stage for hours on end with a lot of down time and dead air between performances. FUCK NO! Get that straight right now!

          The Hatchet Attacks internet pay-per-view is going to be an experience in itself! We know, we know. Everyone and their mutha wants to be at Hatchet Attack LIVE AND IN PERSON right in the middle of the crowd in Farmington, NM. But that isn’t a possibility for everyone! So, we want to make sure that the ‘Los and ‘Lettes watchin’ from home are havin’ just as much fun as the Ninjas parked in front of the stage!

          When you order the Hatchet Attacks internet pay-per-view from, you are going to be getting a fuckin’ PRESENTATION! You are going to be getting so much dope flavor and behind the scenes freshness that your living room walls are about to be painted with grey matter when we blow your minds with everything we have in store for you!

          Psychopathic Records has been working on their internet pay-per-view game for a while now, the last year to be exact! It was around this time last year that Psychopathic Records had their VERY FIRST internet pay-per-view in Milwaukee for the 2011 Hatchet Attacks! That was only the first step. Since then they have been takin’ in as much information about internet pay-per-views as possible and totally schoolin’ themselves in the game!

          All of the wrestling shows, concerts, and the like have been a testing ground building up to this… the next step in internet pay-per-views for Psychopathic Records! This is the largest production of this size that we are puttin’ on with our own hands! And we gotta say, we’re pretty fuckin’ stoked about what y’all are going to see. There has been a lot of blood, sweat, and heart poured into the upcoming internet pay-per-view to get it on par with some shit you would see on your television.

          But this is an underground production! It’s just another example of how no boundaries are goin’ to hold us back. Sure, we’re a record label, but as per usual we want to stretch our legs and step over into somethin’ totally new! And we’re going to do it up right!

          Psychopathic Records believes wholeheartedly in and the IPPV’s we’re plannin’ on puttin’ on. Juggalos and Juggalettes are worldwide and we

    feel this is the best way that we can have our homies from all over the planet get together in one spot to simmer and watch some straight Juggalo entertainment. YEP! You read that right! This shit is FOR JUGGALOS, BY JUGGALOS!!

          When you tune into the Hatchet Attacks internet pay-per-view on you will get to see all of the performances and wrestling matches just like anyone would see them at McGee Park! There will be a shit ton of cameras to make sure you don’t miss a moment of the action! That applies both to the shows on stage as well as the shows that’ll be goin’ on in the ring when JCW puts in work! You’ll also get commentary about all of the skull crackin’ wrestling wreckage that’ll be goin’ down!

          BUT THAT’S JUST THE BEGINNING! Our special Psychopathic hosts will be takin’ you all over the buildin’, from the main stage to the back stage and everywhere in between! Sugar Slam, Chop, and many more will act as your guides as they take you around McGee Park for interviews, backstage footage and more!

          One moment they’ll be in the balcony chattin’ up ‘Los and ‘Lettes after a performance! Next they’ll be in the fuckin’ parking lot kickin’ it with the Ninjas who couldn’t even get inside because the turnout was so massive that tickets sold out (yes, the way ticket sales are going this is an absolute possibility!).

          In addition to all the live footage you’ll also get to peep DOPE pre-made packages that will be debuting for the first time ever during! Straight up, when you watch the internet pay-per-view you’ll be gettin’ exclusives that people live at the show won’t even be seein’! This might just be the best seat in the house!

          The Hatchet Attacks internet pay-per-view is available for purchase NOW on! We gotta admit, y’all, the only reason we gotta get some chedder for it is because it does cost a lil’ somethin’ somethin’ for all of the cameras, crew, and so on. But we can guarantee that this show is worth every single penny! Invite all your homies over, split the cost, toss it up on the television, and enjoy! Our shit is so fly now that there is no need to worry about laggin’ or technical issues. NO GLITCHES, BITCHES!

          Hit up for even more info about the Hatchet Attacks internet pay-per-view then get on the action by ordering yours now!


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    Nick Gaskill: Gonna get hammered, chill wit some of my boys, and watch this shit live on BAM!

    Napi Nate: Traveling from H-town 18 hours. farther than the fuckin gathering. Gonna get hella wasted and puke on someone hahaha

    Jon Enrico: I’m going to the ABK party the day b4 and chill wit my homiez and crack some cold ones! Fook yeah itz going down in my home town and state 2 whoops fam!!1 stay wicked and middle fInger in the air fo them haters HATCHETZ UP!!!

    Danielle Keene: Unfortunately we aren't able to make it to be there in person but we are planning on having a party at our crib to watch it on PPV. BBQ, alcohol, music, PPV and surrounded by all our good homies is all we need to whoop it up on the big day! Thanks so much to psychopathic for putting it out on PPV so those of us who can't make it can still see it and feel involved in the excitement. Whoop Whoop!

    Jobe Davies: I will be watchin that shit through stream at like 3am, 'cause im in the UK, on my own, got no fam near... oh and some budweiser and vodka! MCL

    Tesla Duran: Me, my lo, and some homies are drivin down 9hrs from Wyoming on Friday night! Got a two bedroom suite!! Cant fuckin wait! Us hatchetgirlz will be there too keep a look out!!! Whoop Whoop!

    Courtney Harpole: Imma be at tha clown show, smoking, drinking, chillin with all tha ninjas that come out and enjoying myself a good ol live show!!! Jcw and tha entire psychopathic family, in my hometown?? Doesn't get any fresher than that!

    Wilted Lotus: well, since i'm a broke homeless ninja, i cant make it to Farmington. BUT, i plan on getting a bunch ov my juggalo homiez

    together, to watch az we shower in Faygo!

    Lia Sanchez: I'm going to load my car up with as many ninjas aw can fit in it, then were going to smoke the entire way up there. And get down like a wicket clown.

    Matthew Douglas: road trippin with some people who have never been to an icp concert before. gonna split their wigs with flavor when we get there.

    Ricky Casados: Im gonna drive 6 hours with the homies, to watch the wickedness with all my lo's and lette's. Get down with the clown, and then drive back home all in one muthafuckin day! My kids are sad that I cant spend the first day of summer with them but they are happy for their daddy, cuz they know what it means to me. Toast to the fam!! MMFWCL!!! See u there juggalos! Peace.

    Hatchet HeraldCLASSIFIEDSMay 18, 2012

    May 16,2012

    BOONDOX leaving Psychopathic?Sounds like he's thinking bout it.Fuck it if he does ya know,I'll still bump that TURNCOAT Dirty ,but alotta shit has happened,I'm not even gonna get into the Twitter shit that happened,Long story short,It got hacked,But on anothr note the Uncontrollable Tour with Miss Kisa was pretty good,had a good time,Thanks to Georgia Street-Team for inviting me out,should have pics n videos soon

    Insane Clown Posse fan sues over injury



    Concertgoers ride a shuttle around the grounds Thursday, August 11, 2011 during the first day of the annual Gathering of the Juggalos in Cave-In-Rock. (ALAN ROGERS / THE SOUTHERN)

    BENTON — A fan of the Insane Clown Posse filed a lawsuit in federal court last week alleging he was injured at the 2010 Gathering of the Juggalos in rural Hardin County.

    James Ford Jr. of Delaware claims he suffered permanent injuries during a gathering promotion called “Faygo Armageddon,” ac-cording to the suit filed Thursday in U.S. District Court in Benton.

    Ford was among 60 to 75 audience members allowed on the stage during the Armageddon promotion to “assist the lead singer of Insane Clown Posse in shooting Faygo beverages into the crowd,” the lawsuit alleges.

    While onstage, Ford fell back against sheet metal used on a modified trampoline, causing “his leg to sustain serious and perma-nent injury,” according to the lawsuit.

    The lawsuit alleges negligence by the defendants: promoters Psychopathic Records Inc., Juggalo Gathering LLC, Insane Clown Posse LLC, Hogrock Inc., the Hardin County venue where the event is hosted, and Faygo Beverages Inc., which supplied Faygo beverages to the defendants and for use in Faygo Armageddon.

    Ford is seeking in excess of $75,000 plus costs associated with the suit.

    Attempts to reach defendants for comment on the lawsuit were unsuccessful.

    The multi-day gathering draws thousands of fans to the region but is not without controversy: Three concertgoers have died at or near the festival since the event moved to Hardin County in 2007.


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    May 04, 2012

          With the release of The Mighty Death Pop infomercial, a lot of questions about the Insane Clown Posse’s upcoming release have been answered! But at the same time, a lot of questions have been raised as well! Because of this The Duke of the Wicked himself, Violent J, decided that he was going to answer YOUR QUESTIONS in a special edition Hatchet Herald Axe The Question!

          Hundreds of questions were sent into the web ninjas, they randomly picked some straight from you, and passed them onto Violent J! He shot back with the answers and now we’re hand delivering them! He cleared up A LOT of shit that you guys sent in and questions that have been flyin’ around for a minute now!

          Here’s the kick! There were so many questions, he couldn’t answer them all right now! So, this is just part one! Peep the interview with Violent J below

    conducted by YOU and look out for PART TWO in the near future!

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    QUESTION: We know the Mighty Death Pop translates to “sudden death”, but what is his role in the Dark Carnival story?

    VJ: As you probably know, each Joker’s Card serves as kind of a life lesson for those who were somehow meant to hear its message through the Dark Carnival. My interpretation is that The Death Pop teaches us to respect the life we’ve been given and do our best to avoid an early death.

    Some people play games with their own mortality. They try and impress their friends by doing outrageous stunts and taking stupid chances with death. They Gamble. Playing with your life certainly can be attractive because of all the attention, the pats on your back, and everybody saying how brave and fuckin’ crazy you are! Almost seductive in some ways. That’s why the colors of TMDP are white, pink and yellow, as if there’s no danger to it at all. But in reality it’s among the deadliest of the Joker Cards yet.

    When you take big chances with your life you’re obviously not considering the very real possibility of The Death Pop enough. It’s all good and exciting until POP! Then the fun instantly dies. SHUT OFF. The Sudden Black Out. The Death Pop doesn’t torture these reckless souls; he just suddenly pulls their plug out. Weather they rise or drop from there I guess is up to who they were when they got popped. And just like he can be avoided in life, he can easily be provoked as well. He loves to pop big shots. I’d say his role in The Dark Carnival is to teach us to respect our lives to the fullest and don’t even fuckin’ play. Ride this bitch as long as you can and live your legacy out to its fullest.

    QUESTION: Will ICP be doing any songs from the Mighty Death Pop at this year’s Gathering?

    VJ: Of course, the Mighty Death Pop is being born that weekend.

    QUESTION: Are Tech N9ne and Hopsin on the same track and are those the only guests on the main album or is there more?

    VJ: Tech N9ne and Hopsin are both on the same track with us. We put them on the main album because we know mad Juggalos love them like crazy. We respect the fuck out of Tech N9ne. His shit is so fuckin’ dope and he works so hard that he motivates us to make our best even better. Strange Music motivates all of us on the independent grind. And then you got Hopsin who is fuckin’ making huge noise doing his thing his own way. He tours all the time, he has an impeccable flow, and his lyrics are fuckin’ witty and clever.

    We knew we wanted a guest on this Joker’s Card. Maybe even two. We thought about how on the 5th Jokers Card of the 1st Hand - The Amazing Jeckel Brothers back in ‘99 we did a song with Snoop Dogg and another with Old Dirty Bastard. Here we are today, and we wanted to do something similar for this Joker’s Card. Tech N9ne and Hopsin were among our first choices. The way we see it, it features 3 big players, from 3 different Indy labels, all respected in the same underground scene, together on a dope Mike E. Clark track? That my ninas, is dope.

    QUESTION: Is The Main Album any different with each version?

    VJ: No. The main album is exactly the same in all three versions. The main album truly is the Mighty Death Pop. You could even look at it like this… The Mighty Death Pop really comes free, what you’re actually paying for is the bonus album. It’s just a matter of which of the 3 bonus albums interest you the most? For the ninjas who want all three bonus albums, they just gotta buy each one. Then they got two extra Death Pop CD’s to do whatever they fuckin’ want with. Wear them as earrings if your neck is long enough.

    QUESTION: How the fuck are you gonna make a Christina Aguilera and a Yo Gabba Gabba song BAD ASS?

    VJ: Because we’re BAD ASS! Look, I just wanna say again that these bonus albums are not the 2nd Jokers Card of the 2nd Hand. These are bonus materials. We are having fun with this shit, while doing our best to entertain Juggalo ninjas. All the immense pressure and heavy concentration went into the making of the main album. Because that main album is really the only thing that matters about the Mighty Death Pop in our eyes. That one main album from start to finish, which is the official Joker’s Card. That’s what ICP should be judged on. That’s really almost the only time ICP is ever fully committed to the Dark Carnival musically. Aside from the Joker’s Cards, we really don’t have any rules or guidelines to follow. Especially with bonus material.

    We’ve never been afraid to get emotional. We tried to show this was who we are way back on our very first recordings. We are hardcore wicked all day, but we ain’t afraid to show a soft side whenever we want to. ICP has been like that forever. We’ve done deep shit from “Life at Risk” and “Joke Ya Mind” all the way up to “Miracles”. If we wanna make music from the heart and soul, and show some sensitivity sometimes, we will damn sure do it. We are the ones leaving our legacy behind us and it’s up to us to tell our story how we see fit.

    If we make music, then it’s ICP music and if we made it, then its 9 times outta 10, BAD ASS. There are no expectations that we absolutely have to live by. We don’t have to make sure and cuss or kill on each and every song. That’s not how we operate. Fuck that. We keep it real by being ourselves, and showing all sides of our soul’s emotions.

    QUESTION: How did you become close with Fred Durst?

    VJ: Well, we wouldn’t say we are close to Fred Durst, but we’re defiantly cool with him, I guess. When we first started touring, Limp Bizkit was doing it fuckin’ BIG. As BIG as possible. They we’re defiantly MAINSTREAM to the fullest. But a lot of the music and their shows were just that dope. Back then we liked some of what we heard of course, but we left it alone, I won’t lie. It was way too popular for us. But as you know, there’s a time limit when you’re on top like that. When that time runs out, then you gotta scoot the fuck down over.

    Here we are a full decade later or so and Shaggy and me are sittin’ there thinking of who we could get for these crazy collabos? Who would people never expect to hear on a track with ICP? And who would be down to do it? BANG! Nobody would ever expect an ICP / Fred Durst collabo! We reached out and turns out, and I can’t lie, he was cool as fuck. We got him on the phone and kicked it for days. He defiantly has mad respect for ICP. He said he’s always dug our shit but figured we would hate on him if he ever said anything about it. He said just last year he posted our gathering doc “A Family Underground” on his website” He was cool as hell about everything. We was shocked, it was cool.

    I sent him two songs to choose from and he chose the remake of AMG’s “Bitch Better Have My Money”. He knocked it out, and he didn’t want shit for it. He was just happy and surprised that we wanted him on it. Then as I’m watching Limp Bizkit play for 150,000 people last year all over Europe on YouTube, I’m thinking about how bands and rappers are so much cooler when there not so cool to America’s mainstream. It’s crazy but that’s how it is for us. When everybody’s jockin’ them, we just can’t seem to hear it. But 10 years later, it’s like we suddenly rediscover it and now it’s ok for us to bump it. Like with Vanilla Ice, Slash, Color Me Badd, MC Hammer, Bobby Brown, and so many others who we‘ve worked with and who’s turned it out at the Gathering.

    Now, in my opinion, this seems to be happening with Limp Bizkit. Next thing you know we’re talking about them about playin’ the Gathering and Fred Durst asked “Do you think the Juggalos would have us?”... You know, that’s a damn good question. We honestly don’t know. We even posted a poll on the internet that answered some questions for us to some degree. As for Limp Bizkit, we put them in a line up with 4 other huge bands and asked who would ninjas rather see. Limp Bizkit came in 3rd behind Korn and Rob Zombie, just ahead of Puddle Of Mudd.

    We think it would be fuckin’ awesome if they played the Gathering. They’re the underdogs now. Their concerts are mother fuckin epically hype and now that they ain’t the mainstream darlings of the day they just seem way fresher to me. Now that all the fake ass part time sellout fans don’t want them anymore, I kinda wanna bump that shit. These days everybody kind of tears into them and criticizes them. As far as the Gathering though we respect the Juggalos opinions more than anything. It’s their fuckin’ house and they say who can come in. And I’m with whatever their opinion is, whatever it is. So what is it? Would y’all wanna see Limp Bizkit rock the Gathering or fuck that?

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    QUESTION: Is there going to be a 3 Pack box set that contains all 3 Bonus Albums and The Mighty Death Pop?

    VJ: Maybe next year or down the road sometime. But yeah, no doubt. When you least expect that shit. We’re gonna wait to include a DVD of some Death Pop videos and concert footage

    QUESTION: In October of last year, the F.B.I listed Juggalos as a hybrid gang on their National Gang Threat Assessment List. We are right up there with the Bloods, Crips, and Mexican Cartel now. We have created a group on Face Book called “Juggalos Against Discrimination” but, we need your help! How do you feel about the fam getting locked up and harassed for their beliefs? Is there anything you will do to help us?

    VJ: Excuse my dumb ass here but honestly, what can ICP do about that? It fuckin’ sucks man. It’s an attempt to kill us all off. That is by far the most skantless thing ever done to us, our company, and most importantly our fans. It’s a direct attack on us. People now think our shows are gang rallies. Our merch is gang apparel. What stores are gonna carry gang apparel? What places are gonna let you rock gang apparel at? How the fuck could they do that to us? We’re in the same boat as you! It’s completely fuckin’ ridicules! It’s the fuckin’ stupidest shit ever. Even if there are ninjas out there who call themselves Juggalos and commit mad crimes. They’re not doing it in the name of or for Juggalos. There doing that shit on their own. You might as well blame Halo, Al Pacino, and everything else the ninja is into. We are a mother fuckin’ family if anything.

    Listen, as young kids in school, we tend to think idiots, bullies, and morons will eventually grow up into reasonable adults. But the scary thing is that doesn’t always happen. There are fuckin’ idiot adults out there and some of them are powerful. Officially labeling Juggalos a gang is the craziest, scariest, most ruthless thing that has ever been done to us. Any real gang member out there that would harass a Juggalo because of the FBI’s gang list thing is equally as fuckin’ stupid.

    It’s incredible to me that this is not worldwide news! It should be everywhere on NBC every night! It’s a travesty! A public lynching of our name. It’s a fuckin’ crime of the FBI to even make such an unfair and fuckin’ idiotic call like that. What can ICP do about it? We’re talking about the fuckin’ F.B.I. But if there’s anything we can do, we will do it. I can’t lie though, we’re so used to being picked on, mistreated and fucked with all our lives and even throughout our rap career that it makes me wanna say, Fuck you then! We are a gang bitch! And do a drive by on all these bitches.

    QUESTION: My question for ICP is what the fuck happened man? Y’all were underground and now you’re doing fuckin’ MTV shit. What happened to FUCK MAINSTREAM? Why are you selling the fuck out when you are known worldwide without radio or video play?

    VJ: Amazing. We’re not even on MTV. What the fuck video of ours have you seen on MTV lately? What the fuck radio station lately? We ain’t got no fuckin’ hits. But even if we were all on MTV and radio, nobody said nothing about us sellin’ out when we got radio play in some places with Milenko and Jeckel Brothers. And MTV did play “Lets Go All The Way” from Bizzar Bizaar late night at like 3am quite a few times. We used to watch it in our tour bus. Nobody cried sellout then.

    First off let me be honest. In our opinion, and this is true to life, ICP should be judged by one thing and one thing only… the official Joker’s Card Albums. That is truly what we focus all of our heart and soul on. That Dark Carnival music will never let you down. Everything else, the tours, the shows, the infomercials, the videos, Joe and Joey, Psychopathic, JCW, the Gathering, movies, merch, and all that surrounds us is always going to keep changing as time goes on because life is like that.

    2nd. How in the blue hell has ICP sold out? And since when is Hell blue? Which of our morals have we ditched to get more success? ICP never changed. ICP‘s music never changed. Period. The world HAS changed and with it came new ways of promoting and advertising our shit. There was barley a fuckin’ internet when we started in the 90’s, man. Today you got YouTube. YouTube is a fuckin’ powerful thing for the underground and for an Indy label like ours. Ninjas blow up off You Tube! YouTube don’t have any program directors. They accept everything. It’s a great way to promote for free. So with that people start to see new sides of Psychopathic Records and Insane Clown Posse. Maybe too much for some. Some Juggalos don’t like our infomercials. Or how we talk. But the truth is, that is who WE are. That’s what we find funny and entertaining. Before YouTube, our music did all our talking for us. Now you’re seeing some of the faces behind Psychopathic.

    I think a lot of Old School Juggalos liked us more when we was unseen. More mysterious and lurking just outside of the game. Only real Juggalos had seen our videos and shit. Now anybody and everybody can see our videos, our infomercials. Nowadays technology has made it so everybody in the world can see each other. New people are discovering our Juggalo shit, and love it or hate it, the shit is fascinating. ICP ourselves never changed though. I can proudly say that. ICPs Joker’s Cards have never changed. We got a little older, I got fatter, voices changed a bit from years of touring, we might not stage dive as much, but I can guarantee you we put every last stitch of effort into creating them Joker’s cards as we ever have in our entire lives.

    As far the ninjas who want us to sound like we did on Riddle Box and Milenko? Believe it or not, but there are also ninjas out there that wish we would sound like we did on Shangri-La and Hell’s Pit. Some wish we would bring back that Ringmaster sound. We’ve been dropping albums for 20 years now and I can tell you this… You can only be new one time. As a fan, you can only fall in love with something and become part of it once. After that, it can still be awesome, but naturally you’ll start to compare it to itself. Does this make me feel like the old days? Nothing we drop will ever measure up when we were brand new to you.

    Look at our shows. There are ninjas of all ages . To some of them Bang! Pow! Boom! is there Riddlebox! Don’t hate because you were new to this shit at one time too. When we drop a new album these days we try our hardest to make a new classic that will be a respected favorite many, many years from now. I also believe that in a lot of cases when long time fans are lookin’ back at our old shit, it’s that whole time period of their life that they’re reflecting upon, not just the music. They’re lookin’ back at the good old days, and that’s always hard to live up to.

    QUESTION: Now the first set of Jokers Cards had a countdown of six, till the end consumed us… this second hand is more random in appearance and expectation, so what is the plan to be expected of the final message?

    VJ: We left off the graphic showing the 6 boxes with Bang! Pow! Boom! in the first box and question marks in the other 5 because if you look at Carnival of Carnage (the 1st Jokers Card of the 1st Hand), you see that we left it off there as well. We tried to make the 1st Joker’s Card of each hand more of an introduction to the Dark Carnival itself. I think with Death Pop it will all become clearer and the countdown graphic will defiantly be on there.

    As for what can you expect for the final outcome, it can only be one thing really. Hell’s Pit again and Shangri-La again. I think the ending to the story will once again be death. The end of your time. Then it’s off to Heaven or Hell. We will release another Shangri-La and Another Hell’s pit album, only this time it will be a new guide taking you there instead of the Wraith. It will be all new music of course but with the 6th Joker’s Card of the 2nd hand. I hope this shit makes since and is as clear to ninjas interested as it is to us, because I can see it in my head clear as day.

    The Joker’s Cards are warnings about how to stay outta hell. The Joker’s Cards are really the heart and soul, the nucleus to all things ICP. That to us is the true definition of our band. That’s the only place the real, genuine magic is. It ain’t in who me and Joey are. It ain’t about Psychopathic, or Juggalos even. It’s about what started it all, that Dark Carnival music.

    Hatchet HeraldCLASSIFIEDSMay 04, 2012

    April 22,2012

    Check it out have released another fucking mixtape,check out the links below to ownload the mufuckaz

    Atlanta Juggalos Mixtape Vol#2

    and V2.5

    Also another Hatchet Herald,late on this one but its here now damnit



    Hatchet Herald
    April 20, 2012
    TMDP Infomercial available NOW

    ICP LIVE in concert

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          Although the news about this next step in the Mighty Death Pop era has been floatin’ around for a minute, it was only made absolutely official earlier this week on Monday over at

          That was when they confirmed that the highly anticipated Mighty Death Pop infomercial that had been mentioned previously on by Violent J would be dropping Friday, April 20th.

          THAT'S TODAY, MUTHA FACKOS!! Yep, that’s right! The Insane Clown Posse’s Mighty Death Pop is less than four months out for its release and they want to make sure that everyone is up to fuckin’ speed on what is goin’ to be happenin’ with this HUGE release!

          Because that’s how The Duke of the Wicked and The Southwest Strangla roll. They don’t just drop an album! THEY RELEASE AN ENTIRE MOVEMENT ON THE FUCKIN’ PLANET! Nothin’ is done half-assed and this album is no different.

          Honestly? The rumors are already flyin’ that this is the best release from The Wicked Clowns to date. They have put years worth of effort into this shit and it shines through on every single track!

          And now, as of today, the brand new infomercial will explain EVERYTHING you need to know about The Mighty Death Pop! Artwork will be revealed! Special guests will be listed! Track names will be given out! THIS SHIT IS NOT TO BE MISSED!

          You’re trying to figure out where to watch the infomercial at? THAT’S FUCKIN’ EASY! Either drag your ass over to or, EVEN EASIER, just click the fuckin’ banner below! That’ll take you directly to the infomercial so you can get your viewin’ on!

          Once you have all the down and dirty info about The Mighty Death Pop, your next step is one of the easiest as well as the hardest. YOU WAIT. The album drops on August 14th and unfortunately you’re just goin’ to have to marinate on the flavor until then.

          The plus side is that if you want the chance to get your Mighty Death Pop album before August 14th, YOU CAN DO THAT! The Insane Clown Posse’s Mighty Death Pop album will be available for purchase at The 2012 Gathering of the Juggalos which will be running from August 8th until August 12th in Cave-In-Rock, IL! That will be your very FIRST chance to get your hands on this album and listen to all of the flavor!

          Could you really imagine anything better? Listening to the latest Insane Clown Posse album at Shangri-La on Earth surrounded by your Juggalo family? WE CAN’T! But if The 13th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos isn’t in the cards for you (sorry, Homie) then you can still pick it up WORLDWIDE on August 14th! It will be available on as well as stores all over the nation!

          This is what it comes down to, ‘Los and ‘Lettes! Quit delayin’ and start clicking the banner below so you can check out the Insane Clown Posse’s Mighty Death Pop infomercial for yourself! We’re not going to release any of the details here, because that’s what the infomercial is for! We don’t want to ruin the surprise!

          And keep your eyes on for more details about The Mighty Death Pop being released as they become available!

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          There’s only a week and some change standing between you and the chance to see the Insane Clown Posse live in concert!

          It’s Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope in all of their stage destroyin’ glory when they hit up the Newport Music Hall in Columbus, OH on Saturday, April 28th! This is a full blown wicked clown show that will contain all of the thrills and kills that you would except to see from The Duke of the Wicked and The Southwest Strangla!

          Opening up this night of devastation for all the ‘Los and ‘Lettes present in the buildin’? It’s none other than the LIVING LEGEND! A man of EXTREME fuckin’ talent! It’s an absolute fuckin’ honor to get to publish that WILLIE D of the Geto Boys will be takin’ to the stage before the Insane Clown Posse!

          This show will have all the mind blowin’ madness of any ICP concert that you have come to know and luv. We’re talkin’ dancing monsters! Zombies draggin’ their decayin’ asses across the stage! Wicked clowns doin’ the

    bidding of the Insane Cown Posse. And FAYGO! FAYGO! FAYGO!

          Grab your tickets on! They’re flyin’ and we suggest you get them now before the show is sold the fuck out! For more details about this show and everything ICP make sure you check out!

    Hatchet HeraldPage 3April 20, 2012

    W/ BLAZE & BIG B

          Twiztid and the Kottonmouth Kings are cuttin’ their path across the nation on the Kaos & Kronik Tour and NO ONE is fuckin’ safe! The tour has been on the road for a week to the day and it’s already changin’ up the entire fuckin’ game! THIS SHIT IS NOT TO BE MISSED!

          In addition to Twiztid and the Kottonmouth Kings, you’ll also get to peep out their longtime homies… Blaze Ya Dead Homie and Big B! They’ll be openin’ up every single night makin’ it a quadruple threat on America from coast to coast!

          During the Kaos & Kronik Tour you’ll be able to get your hands on not one, but TWO tour exclusive albums from the Psychopathic family. Not only do Twiztid have the Kronik Kollection rollin’ out hard from the merch booth. But you’ll also get to pick up Blaze ‘N’ Bake from Blaze Ya Dead Homie!

          Both of these joints combined create the ultimate smoker soundtrack so we suggest you grab them ASAP! Supplies are limited and once they’re out? THAT’S IT! No more!

          Most importantly, make sure you don’t miss out on Twiztid’s Kaos & Kronik Tour VIP Package available for every date of the tour! They’re only available on and it’s a guaranteed way to take your show experience to the next fuckin’ level!

          For all the Kaos & Kronik tour dates check out in the tour section and get your tickets now! It’s The Demented Duo and the West Coast Weed Smokers bringin’ the KAOS (& the KRONIK) straight to your town!

    Hatchet HeraldPage 4April 20, 2012


          Summer time means a lot of things! It means hot days! It means hos in short shorts! It means sweaty balls (YUCK)! But most importantly it means SUMMER TOURS! And we’ve got news on one of the biggest tours this summer which is comin’ straight from The Hatchet Family!

          It was announced on earlier this week that Anybody Killa is going to be hittin’ the road with ABK'S UNDERGROUND SUMMER JAM TOUR beginnin’ on MAY 31st! So far there are thirty dates, YES, thirty dates listed in the tour section. But there it has been promised that there will be more on the way early next week!

          Joining ABK on this tour will be his own labelmate and Psychopathic homie, DJ CLAY! The official DJ of Psychopathic Records, he’s an absolute beast on the ones and twos and this will be your chance to see him cuttin’ it up on stage before ABK performs!

          Check out the dates below to peep the show closest to you and remember to keep peepin’ along with to find more dates as they’re

    May 31:
    Blind Pig
    208 South 1st Street
    Ann Arbor, MI 48104

    June 1:
    1620 Penn Avenue
    Pittsburgh, PA 15222

    June 2:
    The Vernon Club
    1575 Story Avenue
    Louisville, KY 40206

    June 4:
    401 Monsanto Ave
    Sauget, IL 62201

    June 7: 
    The Granada
    1020 Massachusetts St.
    Lawrence, KS 66044

    June 8: 
    The Black Sheep
    2106 East Platte Avenue
    Colorado Springs, CO 80909

    June 9: 
    The Roxy
    2549 Welton St.
    Denver, CO 80205

    June 12: 
    Studio 7
    110 S. Horton St.
    Seattle, WA 98134

    June 13: 
    Mt. Tabor Theatre
    4811 Southeast Hawthorne Boulevard
    Portland, OR 97215

    June 15: 
    Ventura Theatre
    26 South Chestnut St.
    Ventura, CA 93001

    June 16: 
    Chain Reaction
    1652 West Lincoln Avenue
    Anaheim, CA 92801

    June 17: 
    Aruba (21+ Show)
    1215 Las Vegas Blvd S
    Las Vegas, NV 89104

    June 19:
    Marquee Theatre
    730 N. Mill Avenue
    Tempe, AZ 85281

    June 21: 
    The Juggernaut
    412 N. 9th Street
    Gallup, NM 87301

    June 24: 
    Top Deck
    515 East Main Street
    Farmington, NM 87401


    June 26: 
    The White Rabbit
    2410 North Saint Mary's Street
    San Antonio, TX 78212

    June 27: 
    Jake's Backroom
    5025 50th St #A
    Lubbock, TX 79414

    June 28: 
    2709 Elm Street
    Dallas, TX 75226

    June 29: 
    Otherside Event Center
    6904 South Lewis Avenue
    Tulsa, OK 74136

    June 30: 
    Downtown Music
    211 West Capitol Avenue
    Little Rock, AR 72201

    July 1: 
    The Muse
    835 4th Avenue South
    Nashville, TN 37210

    July 2: 
    The Masquerade
    695 North Ave Northeast
    Atlanta, GA 30308

    July 10: 
    The New Daisy
    330 Beale Street
    Memphis, TN 38103

    July 12: 
    Tremont Music Hall
    400 West Tremont Avenue
    Charlotte, NC 28203

    July 13: 
    Brewster's Pub
    14003 Beach Boulevard
    Jacksonville, FL 32250

    July 15:
    The NorVa
    317 Monticello Avenue
    Norfolk, VA 23510

    July 17: 
    407 Saratoga St.
    Baltimore, MD 21202

    July 22: 
    Alrosa Villa
    5055 Sinclair Rd.
    Columbus, OH 43229

    July 24: 
    The Emerson Theatre
    4630 East 10th Street
    Indianpolis, IN 46201

    July 28th
    The Intersection
    133 Grandville Avenue SouthWest
    Grand Rapids, MI 49503

    Hatchet HeraldPage 5April 20, 2012


          We got what you’re lookin’ for, ‘Los and ‘Lettes! We’ve got the full May schedule for! Shit has absolutely been poppin’ off since the Psychopathic Radio revamp and it’s showing no signs of slowin’ down!

          Every single week the shows are gettin’ tighter! Our skills are gettin’ more advanced! And when it comes down to it? We’re just doin’ this to show y’all some love!

          That’s why we keep absolutely FREE! You can tune into the audio and visual flavor week after week every Tuesday and Thursday from 9:00PM – 1:00AM EST for FREE!!

          And if you happen to miss an episode because that ‘real life’ shit keeps gettin’ in the way? NO PROBLEM! Just

    Tuesday April 24th | 9PM-1AM EST
    Hosted by Shaggy 2 Dope & DJ Clay

    Thursday April 26th | 9PM – 11PM EST
    2 Raw 4 FM
    Hosted by Origix & D.C.

    Thursday April 26th | 11PM – 1AM EST
    Faygoluvers Anonymous
    Hosted by Big Ian

    Tuesday May 1st | 9PM-1AM EST
    Sugar Slams Demo Jam
    Hosted by Sugar Slam

    Thursday May 3rd | 9PM-1AM EST
    Horror Movie Massacre
    Hosted by Mad Man Pondo

    Tuesday May 8th | 9PM-11PM EST
    The Funhouse
    Hosted by Upchuck The Clown

    Tuesday May 8th | 11PM-1AM EST
    Sounds of the D
    Hosted by Doe Dubbla

    Thursday May 10th | 9PM-1AM EST
    Super Deluxe Fun Time Variety Show
    Hosted by Wolfpac

    check out the archives that are available 24/7 on the site! Hell, even if you watched that shit live you can peep out the archives to relive the devastation over and over again!

          Just check out the schedule below so you don’t miss a thing. We even added the shows playin’ in the last week of April so you have no excuses to not tune in! It’s the best in free underground streaming radio and it’s right at your fingertips at!

          Psychopathic Radio! The only radio station that matters!

    Tuesday May 15th | 9PM-11PM EST
    The Fixx
    Hosted by DJ Fillin

    Tuesday May 15th | 11PM-1AM EST
    The Money Shot
    Hosted by SativaDiva

    Thursday May 17th | 9PM-1AM EST
    The Main Event
    Hosted by Violent J, Corp, 2 Tuff Tony

    Tuesday May 22nd | 9PM-1AM EST
    Horror Movie Massacre
    Hosted by Mad Man Pondo

    Thursday May 24th | 9PM-1AM EST
    The FukEva
    Hosted by Shaggy 2 Dope & DJ Clay

    Tuesday May 29th | 9PM-1AM EST
    The Warpath
    Hosted by ABK

    Thursday May 31st | 9PM-11PM EST
    Hosted by Origix & D.C.

    Thursday May 31st | 11PM-1AM EST
    Faygoluvers Anonymous
    Hosted by Big Ian

    Hatchet HeraldPage 6April 20, 2012


          In case you haven’t noticed by our tweaked out Hatchet Herald in honor of the holiday, it’s the very special 4/20 edition! We know there’s a lot of family ‘round the world who enjoy partaking in that purple sticky icky and we figured we would join in on the festivities of forgetting!

          Mind you, we know not EVERYONE out there is down to smoke and we’re just fine with that. To each their own, we say! That’s what makes our family so fuckin’ fresh. Everyone is down with different shit!

          But that doesn’t change the fact that today is considered an unofficial holiday for some! To celebrate this, we took to and asked YOU to share your favorite stoner stories with us! Well, any that you could remember.

          As always, the response was massive and there isn’t enough room for us to publish all of the stories we received. But we picked out some of our favorites to share! Thank you to everyone who sent in your stories and ENJOY THE DAY, Y’ALL!

          Without further delay, here are YOUR favorite stoner stories!

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    Shaunna: At the gathering last year me and my fiancee at the time had no money and no weed, just a pipe. so we walked around asking people to fill our pipe, not even a 100 feet away a homie pulled us into his van and smoked us pretty much an oz, and then gave us a bunch of food.

    Amber: Well this year 4/20 is going to be the most special fucking shit in my life. I have waited 30 years for this 4/20 to come. I am getting married to the most wonderful juggalo in the world!!!Then we are going to party in this motha fucka like it's 1999!!!! whoop whoop!!!MMFCL

    Kyrstal: The first time that I got stoned, I was watching the first Resident Evil movie. The part where the dudes all get cut up by the laser, it was like I was RIGHT THERE. In the movie. I put my chocolate icing down that I was eating. Then later on, I was attempting to make chocolate milk, I had the milk in one hand, the chocolate syrup in the other, and the glass on the counter. Then, I'm like, "What the FUCK do I do now?" It was too fuckin funny!!!

    Jamie: It was my buddy's birthday and we smoked so much kron they thought I was dead. I forgot how to open my eyes. I could not walk or talk and they had to about carry me to the car. Yeah I was beyond baked!

    Tommy FunkVolume: On 420 in 2010 I was at a party in Cedar Rapids, and I smoked a whole blunt, blacked out, and walked into the neighbors house and got lost inside of it. That's according to the neighbors lol. Whoop whoop from Iowa City!

    Lovie:I was in a full leg cast and on crutches going to a youth group. A bunch of us went behind all the warehouse buildings by a junkyard and started to pass the pipe when we hear a male voice yelling from across the way "hey! are ya"ll smokin pot!?" We freaked

    out thinking it was the cops and everyone ran leaving me behind to hobble along the best i could. One of my homies finally turned back to help me get out faster .... turns out the "cop" was really sum homeless dude.

    Ashley: Me and my friend were smoking at my bros house, completely stoned stupid. This bitch gets off the couch and drops to the floor!! She swore up and down cops were surrounding the house and they were yelling at us to come out. In reality, there were no cops, she was just really stoned! My fave memory!

    Keith: I smoked a blunt to the face went to bed. Sleep walked to the store, bought 6 boxes of the 24 pack of little debbies and woke up with all of them eaten. I was fucked up! whoopwhoop

    Teazer: The first time I smoked would have to be the funniest cuz I remember waking up my homie saying lets smoke. He jumped up and fell out of bed in surprise I had said it. I laughed then we went down stairs lit one up that he had saved. His mom walked in and I thought she was gona get shitty. She took it from my homie and hit it harder than either of us. That's when I knew who my true family was and busted out laughing cuz how stupid I was for thinking she was gonna kill us.

    Michael: Shit, remember walkin down my street in royal oak, walkin by the police station, and I had an eighter and a blunt on me, and my boy had a quarter and a blunt. And the cops roll up on us, so I eat my blunt and eighter, and so does myboy. The cop walks up, and I'm fried, and when he says lemme search you, he put me against the car and gets too close to my crotch, so I say"bro, you gotta buy me dinner first." Hahah bomb ass cop ride to the station, could not stop laughing. Hahaha.

    Will Juggla: Two years ago on 4/20 all my connections were totally out of supply. In Oregon, that's seriously rare, because everyone and their little sister smokes bud down here. But after I hit up all my connections, and was about to give up, this ninja wearing a Twiztid hat walks up on me and is like "Sup fam, you looking for some bud?" He got me blazed as fuck, totally for free. But this is where shit gets crazy. As I'm walking home totally baked, a cop rolls up and stops infront of me. I've got a dub I bought off the dude for that night, so I'm obviously a little bothered. He asks me where I'm going, and tells me I smell like weed. But, I think I found the only cool cop in my entire town, because all he did after I told him I didn't have anything was say "Happy 4/20" and drove off. It's truly a magical kind of day, haha. MCL Fam.

    Kat: This isn't a smoking story, but it's one of those, oh shit i can't believe how stupid i was to do that stories. I was about 15 years old and my mom's boyfriend asked me if i wanted to go with him on his bike to go pick up something to smoke from his friend. We go into this dudes house, can barely see through the smoke, and I'm like what a pig! There's big ass garbage bags everywhere. I'm thinking, take out the damn trash lazy ass! So the guy says, I think you'll like this one. My mom's boyfriend walks to a garbage bag and opens it up. some heavenly light burst out through the smoke from the garbage bag. it was the biggest amount of weed i have ever seen. i was like, oh shit! jackpot! mom's bf breaks out a huge wad of cash, ties up the bag, and as he's handing it me says, you think you can hold on to this and me at the same time? so we drove through cincinnati to ky, me on the back of his motorcycle, holding on of to him with one hand, and a big ol' bag weed in the other.

    Kiki Da Oddball: I was like young at the time and it was mans myth tour. Well I was way too too high. First time I ever hit the vaporizor in my life. Well I thought I was big and bad ass and i could handle it...wrong. I was smokin in this blazer and I got out. I was completely done. This is in the back of bogarts and it was full of ninjas. She yelled hey man. I was so high i didnt realize i walked smack dead into a parked car. Well someone from the tour bus yelled, you got knocked the fuck out! I was so embarrassed, I crawled to the other side to hide...people still remember that shit..been about 7 years ago

    Colin: First time I ever smoked it was ouside a pizza shop. We went in and bought slushies and I dropped my phone in my slushie. Didn't realize it till it started ringing. Then I made an army of napkin holders. Took them all from the other tables just to clean off my phone. Phone still worked too. Smelled like blueraspberry faygo too.

    Roy: I got high and walked to 7-11, paid for all my shit and went to walk out the door and as I'm walkin' out I start to pass out. I walked into the locked door, knocked over a whole rack of newspapers, dropped my soda on'em, and said loud as a bitch "HOLY SHIT! I CAN"T SEE". Everyone in the store stops and now their watchin' me like, "what the fuck is this dude on?" Then I start to get my sight back and I go to pick up the mess I made and the lady behind the counter said, "I'll get it just get out."

    Erin: when I was younger me and my homegurl would go walk around our town high as shit...and when we would see our shadows we would make up these pretty rad stories about what they were doing in 'shadow world' lol...

    Chris Freekshow: I remember smokin a blunt with Blaze and a j with ABK at a mini gathering at Gandy Beach,St.Pete,FL back in '04. We were all gettin crunk as fuck bumpin the wicked shit. I also got Blaze smokin on some kush out of my Dark Lotus bowl at his seminar at GOTJ 2010..Good times!

    Luke: one mornin me and my dude had some stray ass deer follow us five miles into town. It was crazy like white castle, it was intense. And i mean come on! We got the deer a little blazed too.

    Jordan: Out in a remote Colorado boat launch, friends and I were getting drunk and high. We partied all night, and passed out 5 deep in my little white corolla. Got woken up by a flashlight tapping at my window. I let go of my topless girlfriend, and hopped out of my car. This sheriff had me dump out various bottles of liquor that sat on top of my car (which was heavily decked out in hatchet stickers). I had forgotten the fat ass ounce of weed was sitting in my console, in plain sight, next to a box of royal blunts. The officer said we were smart to party in the woods, and he was gonna let me sober up and drive home. "word", I thought. A few seconds after he drove off, we were discussing how lucky we were, seeing as that none of us were of legal drinking age, when the sheriff pulled back around and prompted me to roll down my window. "you get kmsa on your radio?" He said, "shit is jammin right now!". "what?" I said, feeling a little confused. "Well, its almost 4:20, so I better get outta here and let you do your thing" said the officer before cranking his stereo loud and speeding off. Needless to say, I rolled and smoked the fattest blunt ever.

    Rebecca: My husband swore he seen big foot he made me turn around he rolled the window down and yelled imma find you big foot I love my stoner hubby

    Hatchet HeraldPage 7April 20, 2012

          Yo, being a juggalo is the shit and all that but what i'd really like to know is why the hell I can't find and fucking FAYGO in St.Louis, Mo????!!!!??


          First up, FUCK YEAH being a Juggalo or a Juggalette is the shit. We couldn't agree with you more.

          As for your actual question, well, to answer that you have to look at the Faygo company themselves. There seems to be some confusion about this now and then, but for those who don't know we'll try to clear it up.

          The Insane Clown Posse and Psychopathic Records don't actually own the Faygo company. The Faygo company itself has actually been around since 1907! It was created by bakers who decided to turn their attention to pop and the original Faygo flavors, grape, strawberry, and fruit punch, were based off their cake frosting recipes. RANDOM KNOWLEDGE!

          But the tie between ICP and Faygo is so strong that people think ICP owns it. Not true! It's just that EVERYONE in Detroit grew up drinking Faygo. It's a Detroit based company which is why you have such a hard time finding it in other states. The plus side is that as Faygo steadily grows in popularity, it's becoming easier to find it in either states. We

    suggest keeping an eye out for it and if you ever get the chance to drink a Faygo? DO IT! It's the nectar of the Dark Carnival gods.

    - A Ninja who knows way too much about Faygo

          I need to know cuz i have heard many different things but what makes you a juggalo/jugalette?

    Adam Sardinha

          The answer to this question is so simple and yet at the same time it’s insanely complicated, but we’ll try to break it down for you. When it comes down to it, there are no absolute guidelines for being a Juggalo or Juggalette. You don’t have to be a certain height, weight, race, religion, age, rich, poor, you can smoke weed every single day like it’s goin’ out of style, you can be straight edge, it doesn’t matter! ANYONE can be a Juggalo or Juggalette.

          What makes you a Juggalo or a Juggalette is the fact that you just don’t give a fuck what people think about you. You know who you are and you stay true to that no matter what other people might think. You’re proud of who you are, what you’ve gone through, and what your future holds for you. It’s having love and respect for your hatchet family as well as those around you who deserve it.

          We could probably write countless Hatchet Heralds outlining the inner workings of being a Juggalo or Juggalette without ever scratching the surface. And everyone’s opinions could possibly vary compared to ours. In the end, do you feel you identify with Juggalos and Juggalettes? Do you hear stories about other self proclaimed Juggalos and Juggalettes and say to yourself ‘that sounds just like me’. WELL, more than likely you are a Juggalo/Juggalette.


    - A Juggalette

    Hatchet HeraldCLASSIFIEDSApril 20, 2012

    April 14,2012

    Fuck I only get to update on weekends cause of work but here are a few updates you may like...



    Prozak and Tech N9ne "Enemy" Music Video Premiere

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      Prozak and Tech N9ne just dropped a brand new music video for their song, "Enemy" exclusively They have a great interview with Prozak discussing the Enemy video, his album Paranormal and more! Check it out below on go to their website here. 

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      New Psychopathic Records Merchandise To Be Released At Hatchet Attacks

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        Psychopathic Records announced that the Juggalos in attendance for Hatchet Attacks will have the first chance to get the all new line of Hatchet Gear before it hits the website from the entire roster! If you plan on making it to Farmington New Mexico on May 26th bring some extra cash and up your Psychopathic merch game! Here is what had to say:


        We have brand new bombs to drop about the highly anticipated HATCHET ATTACKS coming to McGee Park in Farmington, NM on MAY 26th! You know the drill of what’s goin’ down. It’s going to be the entire Psychopathic roster hittin’ the stage in one fuckin’ night! We’re talking the Insane Clown Posse! Twiztid! Blaze Ya Dead Homie! ABK! Boondox! Mike E. Clark! DJ Clay! Cold 187 AKA Big Hutch! AND there will be wrestling from the JCW Superstars! PLUS MUCH MORE! But here’s what we just heard. There is going to be a MEGA SHIT TON of new merch debutin’ at Hatchet Attacks! Shit you ain’t never seen before for ALL THE ARTISTS! EVERY LAST ONE! You will be able to scoop this brand new merch even before you can get it on! We’re bringin’ luv to the West Coast with EXCLUSIVE freshness! To get in on this shit plus MUCH MORE, just grab your tickets now from! Considerin’ all the flavor we’re packin’ into one day, we aren’t surprised that tickets are absolutely flyin’! Don’t delay! Grab yours now!


        HATCHET ATTACKS! May 26th at McGee Park in Farmington, NM! BE THERE!

        Lil Wyte Confirms ICP For New Album "Still Doubted"

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          Lil Wyte released a behnd the scenes video of his photoshoot with photographer Patrick Covington for his 5th studio album "Still Doubted" due out une 12th 20012 from Wyte Music & Hypnotize Minds. You can see Lil Wyte submerged in a bathtub full of what appears to be blood during the shoot. Towards the end of the video a member of his entourage starts listing artists confirmed to appear on the album and Insane Clown Posse was one ofthe few named.

          Lil Wyte who performed at the Freakshow Tent at the 11th Annual Gathering Of The Juggalos is signed to the label best known for Three 6 Mafia Hypnotize Minds who has had a long standing relationship with Psychopathic Records. If anything this collaboration should be nothing short of amazing! The Memphis, TN announced early this year that Three 6 Mafia members DJ Pauland Juicy J have produced most of the tracks and Lex Luger also produced some songs and Big BOI Beats who produced the first single "Sike".

          Check out the video below:

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          Slipknot's Sid Wilson Reflects On Prozak & Strange Music

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            Slipknot's Sid Wilson shares his thoughts on Prozak and Strange Music. 

            "I got mad love for Strange Music. Strange Music came up and was like 'fuck you' to everybody."

            Check out the full video...

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            KMK Talk About The New Watch Out Video

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              The Kottonmouth Kings have released their new video for "Watch Out" featuring Twiztid online at The song was released online last week as a free download for fans to promote the Kottonmouth Kings upcoming co-headlining tour with Twiztid. The Kaos & Kronik Tour with special guests Blaze and Big B is set to kick off on April 13th in Kansas City.
              "We wanted to create a dope, dark underground video to accompany this collabo track. We came up with this twisted idea for the video that featured a fictitious serial killer character that tied into the song perfectly," commented The Dirtball. "Not only is the video itself sick, but it brings together two of the biggest forces in underground music today and gives fans a collaboration that they've been dying to see for years. I can't wait to kick off the Kaos & Kronik Tour and bring both group's together for one explosive show that will kill it every night!"
              California’s reigning rip-hop originators, Kottonmouth Kings have long been a cornerstone of one of today’s most radical music movements. Combining mind-bending sonics, and fusing hip-hop, punk rock, and classic soul, The Kings have innovated and pioneered a unique signature sound that has set them apart from the pack and has fueled the band’s longevity and enduring popularity with a diverse international fan base. Kottonmouth Kings have proved their lasting staying power, building on a powerful DIY ethos and redefining the meaning of a self-empowered group by running their own company, touring and releasing albums on their own terms. Kottonmouth Kings will unleash their thirteenth studio album, "Mile High Club" on August 14th via the group’s own Suburban Noize Records.
              TWIZTID & KOTTONMOUTH KINGS “Kaos & Kronik” TOUR DATES:

              Apr 13 - Kansas City @ Midland Theatre
              Apr 14 - Sauget, IL @ Pop’s
              Apr 15 - Omaha, NE @ Sokol Auditorium
              Apr 16 - St. Paul, MN @ Myth
              Apr 18 - Joliet, IL @ Mojoe’s
              Apr 19 - Grand Rapids, MI @ Intersection
              Apr 20 - Mount Clemens, MI @ Emerald Theatre
              Apr 21 - Columbus, OH @ LC Pavilion
              Apr 22 - Pittsburgh, PA @ Stage AE
              Apr 24 - Clifton Park, NY @ Northern Lights
              Apr 25 – Baltimore, MD @ Sonar
              Apr 27 - Philadelphia, PA @ Theater of Living Arts
              Apr 28 - Worcester, MA @ Palladium
              Apr 29 - New York, NY @ Irving Plaza
              Apr 30 - Norfolk, VA @ Norva Theatre
              May 02 - Jacksonville, NC @ Hooligans
              May 03 - Winston Salem, NC @ Ziggy's
              May 04 - Atlanta, GA @ Masquerade
              May 05 – St. Petersburg, FL @ Jannus Live
              May 06 – Ft Lauderdale, FL @ Revolution
              May 07 – Jacksonville, FL @ The Pit
              May 09 – Little Rock, AR @ Jaunita’s
              May 10 – Houston, TX @ Scout Bar
              May 11 – San Antonio, TX @ Backstage Live
              May 12 - Dallas, TX @ Tree's
              May 13 – El Paso, TX @ Buchanan’s Event Center
              May 15 - Denver, CO @ Ogden
              May 16 - Salt Lake City, UT @ In The Venue
              May 17 - Boise, ID @ Knitting Factory
              May 18 - Portland, OR @ Roseland Ballroom
              May 19 - Seattle, WA @ Studio Seven @ King Cat
              May 21 - Petaluma, CA @ Phoenix Theater
              May 22 - Los Angeles, CA @ Key Club
              May 23 - Anaheim, CA @ The Grove
              May 24 - Tucson, AZ @ Rialto (No Twiztid)

              Scott Hall Arrested For Domestic Violence

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                The Urban Daily Reports:

                Scott Hall Arrested For Domestic Violence

                Wrestling legend Scott Hall is in a world of trouble. Hall was arrested last Friday choking his girlfriend Lisa Howell. According to TMZ, police got a domestic disturbance call to a Florida residence around 5 pm. Upon arrival, Howell explained to law enforcement that Hall had wrapped his hands around her throat.

                Lisa Howell described the events leading up to the altercation to police. She says Scott Hall had been drinking for more than a day straight.  Howell and Hall got into an argument of some sort and when she got in her car to leave, he grabbed her by the throat and tried to pull her out of the driver’s seat. When police went to get Hall’s side of the story, he had some kind of white secretion spilling from both sides of his mouth. He did deny being violent.

                Despite Hall’s denial, Lisa Howell had visible red marks around her neck and other signs of physical violence. When Hall was placed under arrest, police had to put two sets of cuffs on him. After all, the guy is 6’8 weighing 287 pounds. The former wrestler was so wasted cops refused to book him and had to get medical clearance first. Once he was medically cleared, Hall was processed at the jail. Lisa Howell refused to press charges, so it’s unclear where the case will go from here.

                TMZ Reports:

                Scott Hall Arrested for Beating GF -- He'd Been 'Drinking for Days'

                Scott Hall mug shot
                Wrestling legend Scott Hall was arrested Friday after allegedly choking out his girlfriend in a drunken fit of rage -- this according to the arrest report, obtained by TMZ.

                According to the report, cops were called to Scott's Florida home over a domestic disturbance in progress around 5pm. When they arrived, Scott's GF Lisa Howell informed police he had attacked her.

                According to Lisa, Scott had been drinking for days and the two had gotten into some kind of argument. Lisa says she got into her car, and in a blind rage, Scott grabbed her by the throat and tried to pull her out of the driver's seat.

                According to the report, police confronted Scott -- who appeared heavily intoxicated with an "unknown white secretion flowing from both sides of his mouth" -- but he denied ever getting violent.

                Police observed several signs of physical injury on Lisa -- including red marks around her neck -- so they placed Scott under arrest for domestic battery.

                Scott -- billed at 6'7" and 287 pounds -- required TWO sets of handcuffs.

                But his problems didn't end there -- according to the report, Scott was so drunk ... the jail refused to book him ... so the arresting officer had to drag him to a nearby hospital to get medical clearance.

                The physicians gave their thumbs up and Scott was brought back to the correctional facility, where he was finally booked on the domestic violence charge.

                Lisa has refused to press charges. So far, it's unclear if the case will move forward.

                April 5,2012

                Hatchet Herald
                April 05, 2012
                IN THIS ISSUE: 
                13th Annual GotJ Tickets On Sale NOW

                See ICP Live

                See ABK Live

                Twizitd & KMK On The Road Next Week

                Family Focus

                Axe The Question

                2012 GATHERING
                OF THE JUGGALOS
                TICKETS ON SALE

                      It’s the most wonderful fuckin’ time of the year. NO! It ain’t some X-Mas bullshit! It’s all about THE GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS. August 8th – 12th in Cave-in-Rock, IL! The 2012 Juggalo Gathering season has officially started because as of right now, tickets are on sale!!

                      This is your first step to having the fuckin’ time of your life, y’all! If you head over to you can get on purchasing your tickets, combo packs, Big Balla campsites, RV/Trailer passes, ticket deals, and MORE! Confused? Need a break down? Shit, we got you covered, Homie.

                      There is the usual shit. Tickets. You gotta have yourself a ticket to get onto the ground of the Juggalo Gathering. That one ticket is your key to getting into the Hatchet Landings and having a good fuckin’ time! One ticket gets you access to all of the concerts! All the late night parties! All the seminars! autograph signings! Competitions! Contests! Free tent camping! And plenty more!

                      You can also pick up your 2012 Combo pack which will not only include your fresh fuckin’ ticket that will get you into all the Juggalo Gathering flavor and more! But you will also receive a dope fuckin’ exclusive t-shirt to commemorate your time at The 13th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos!

                      If you’re not down for tent camping, there is always the option of Big Balla camping or snagging yourself an RV/Trailer pass! That way you can camp out in mutha fuckin’ style if you so choose!

                      Last but certainly not least is the massive FIVE TICKET DEAL for Juggalo Gathering tickets! Do you and your homies make a habit of rollin’ deep to the Gathering of the Juggalos every year? Is this the first time you and your fellow ninjas are comin’ through the Hatchet Landings? Well, if you have five people attending the Juggalo Gathering, you’re going to want to pick up the five ticket deal. This gets you FIVE

                TICKETS at a discounted price! Save yourself some chedder, y’all! While guaranteeing that you and your homies will be at the biggest Psychopathic event of the year!

                      And let us tell you, this is a good fuckin’ year to be comin’ to The Gathering of the Juggalos! It’s the 13th annual and so far? It’s all diamond rain!

                      There are already two massive changes that have rolled through! First off, there is an extra day added to the event! From August 8th to the 12th. That five full days of fresh fun and there will be shit poppin’ off every single day!

                      The second big bit of news we got goin’ on? The Insane Clown Posse will be puttin’ on their grand finale performance on the main stage on SATURDAY instead of SUNDAY! ICP will still be the last performance goin’ down at The Gathering of the Juggalos, no one can follow up the wicked clowns! But the benefit of them performing on Saturday instead of Sunday is that no one has to miss it!

                      We know some of y’all have to roll out early on Sunday to drag your asses back into work on Monday. Some people have been to The Juggalo Gathering without seeing ICP perform! That shit ain’t right! So we took it upon ourselves to tweak it!

                      So, you ask, what’s goin’ down on Sunday night if ICP is the last performance on the main stage? Sunday will still have a ton of competitions, shows, contests, and flavor. But in the end, it’s all about WRESTLING! Sunday will be all about JCW’s BLOODYMANIA!

                      We’re takin’ our own script and flippin’ the shit out of it, y’all! This year’s Gathering of the Juggalos is going to be unlike anything you’ve ever witnessed before! Every year gets bigger, better, and brighter and 2012 will be no different!

                      There is no excuse to miss this shit, ‘Los and ‘Lettes! August 8th – 12th! Mark it on your calendars and be there at The Hatchet Landings, Hog Rock, in Cave-in-Rock, IL! Hit up for details and tickets!

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                      If you want a chance to witness the Insane Clown Posse live (and why the fuck wouldn’t you?) then FUCKIN’ LISTEN UP!

                      Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope are going to be hittin’ the stage at the Newport Music Hall in Columbus, OH for a show simply titled “ICP LIVE IN CONCERT” on April 28th! How’s that for bein’ straight to the point!?

                      It’s a one off show, but that doesn’t mean anything is goin’ to be held back at all for this shit! It’s going to be ICP, their army of wicked clowns, dancing zombies, and mutated monsters all takin’ the stage! And, of course, you can’t forget that sweet, sweet nectar of the Dark Carnival gods. FAAAAYGOOOO!

                      This show is all ages, to make it a true family affair. And tickets are on sale… NOW! RIGHT FUCKIN’ NOW! And considerin’ this isn’t a full blown tour, we recommend you scoop your tickets with a quickness! People will be traveling from all over the nation to peep The Duke of the Wicked and The Southwest Strangla!

                      Remember, Saturday, April 28th at the Newport Music Hall in Columbus, OH! All ages and doors are at 7:00PM! You can grab your tickets on! Or hit up for more details and tickets! The wicked clowns are comin’ to your town, Columbus! BE THERE!

                Hatchet HeraldPage 3April 05, 2012

                TWO CHANCES TO SEE
                ABK'S WAKE 'N' BAKE

                      Everyone’s favorite holiday is comin’ up with a quickness! Nah, we’re not talkin’ about Easter this time. We’re talkin’ about the OTHER holiday that takes place in april! 4/20 Y’ALL!

                      And since there is waaay too much funky fresh flavor to pack into one 4/20 concert, ABK is playin’ TWO! That’s right, TWO chances to see ABK’s Wake N’ Bake in two different states! We’re spreadin’ that smokey luv all ‘round.

                      The first show is April 19th at Shooter’s in Centralia, IL!

                The second one is April 20th at American Legion in Frankfort, IN! Both shows are all ages! Everyone and their Mama are invited! Also, opening for ABK on both nights will be the Smokehouse Junkiez and Str8Jaket!

                      To really kick your Wake N’ Bake experience up a notch, make sure you peep out to get your Warrior Tribal Packs! They include two stickers, a bandana, an ABK flat, a poster, a VIP laminate, a weekend warrior DVD, a personal meet & greet before the show, a warrior keychain, AND a warrior tattoo! That’s a lotta shit for a little chedder!

                      For more info and to get your Warrior Tribal Pack just click the flyer below or peep!

                Hatchet HeraldPage 4April 05, 2012

                TWIZTID & KMK TOUR
                BEGINS NEXT FRIDAY

                      Time is tickin’ down, ‘Los and ‘Lettes! The highly anticipated Twiztid and Kottonmouth Kings KAOS & KRONIK TOUR is going to be on the road next week for their first show on April 13th in Kansas City, MO! From there they will be criss-crossin’ the country to bring their special blend of stoner wicked shit to their Ninjas nationwide!

                      In addition to Twiztid and the Kottonmouth Kings you’ll also get to see Blaze Ya Dead Homie of Psychopathic Records and Big B of Suburban Noize! It’s all about fuckin’ fam, y’all!

                      And Twiztid has a shit ton of flavor planned for everyone in attendance! You’ll have the chance to purchase the tour exclusive album, Chronic Collection, which features every single weed anthem from Twiztid’s career! And you can also get yourself a Kaos & Kronik Tour VIP Package to take your experience to a whole new level!

                      Hit for details and ticket links! It’s The Demented Duo and The West Coast Weed Smokers! Twiztid and Kottonmouth Kings! DON’T MISS IT!

                Hatchet HeraldPage 5April 05, 2012


                      Here in the good ol’ U.S. this weekend marks Easter for majority of the nation. We have to admit, we have never fuckin’ got it. We know there’s some shit about zombies, bunnies, and eggs, but after that? We’re totally fuckin’ lost.

                      At we asked the Juggalos and Juggalettes for their rundown on Easter! And the results? Well, they were more than interesting. We had hundreds of replies and appreciate everyone who submitted, but these are some of our hands down favorites! Also, props to Carlos Mal for the inspiriation to our article title!

                      Without delay, here are Juggalos and Juggalettes giving their take on Easter.

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                Abbey Abnormal Zombies: Well there's this Bunny who comes once a year at night and he poops the eggs in secret places for the little kids to find them. And the next day they go on the easter egg hunt where they find them and put them into a basket full of plastic grass. Funny thing is the rabbits poo tastes like chocolate. But I wouldn't go eating the real stuff cause that's just Nasty!

                John Dontgiveashit Petroski: Easter is the day a messed up bunny goes around taking craps of jelly beans all over your house and craps of chocolate. He leaves rotten eggs round your house to fuck with you.

                Jimmy Dinger: Easter is when you get together with your fam and smoke some grass, eat chocolate bunnies, and throw colorful eggs at passing traffic.

                Joey Starz: The Easter Conspiracy is a evil plot to make the humans spend their money to the italian mafia (Who may own the church) to fund an evil alien race of man-eating chocolate bunnies, that descend from egg-shaped spaceships, cus the juggalos are descendants of a painted faced- race from the further reaches of the cosmos who were once at war with the bunnies, but escaped to earth for search of faygo and good weed XD

                Rxb Maxamillion Alexander: I'm just in it for the chocolate yo! WHOOP!

                Kaylee Brinson: It started with my family, bitches! My mom was a stripper. We was on WIC, but the eggs was bout to go bad so she boiled em, but the

                cheap ass walmart pan turned the eggs all borwny-green. The stupid cunt tried to hide em from us so she didnt look like such a... well, stupid cunt. But when we went outside to throw our hatchets around, there were fucking eggs scattered all over the damn yard like bodies. Oh and as for the bunny costume, I told u stupid fucks.... my mom was a stripper, so this bitch is out in the yard, dumb as she was lookin all sexy and whatnot in her stage costume... a fuckin bunny. guess she wouldn't have had all of us if she wasnt humpin like 1... the end.

                Incog Neato: It is when most people celebrate Jesus's return as a zombie. But I just celebrate cadbury eggs. omg yumi ^_^

                Bryan Maddox: Simple, really. It's the celebration where a rabbit comes out of his hole and if he stays out every one gets candy. If he jumps back in real quick, everyone has to fuck someone ASAP. That's why those horny guys on Easter Island made those big ass statue heads, to scare the bunny, so they could get some ass.

                Gilbert Camarillo: Forgetting where we hide the eggs and a week later finding one by stepping on it. Not a plesent smell n feel.

                Harley Michel: A holiday where parents buy their children pretty baskets with chocolate bunnies and jelly beans inside and the children get to play a game of finding prettily decorated boiled eggs outside hidden in the new spring grasses. I think it is worth it just for that because that's just something fun to do once a year.

                Tommy For Real: Easter is the opposite side of Wester

                Paulie da Juggalizil: Yea, I'm an athiest so the whole Easter crap is dumb to me, but I like gettin my lil 'los and feedin them a shit ton of candy and senndin them back to they mamaz hyper as all get out. lol And when she asks if I fed them candy I say 'yea just a few things'. ha ha ha Just some sweet revenage when I can get it.

                Kat Guseman: When parents force poor kids to sit on a creepy 6 ft tall bunnies lap for pictures then procced to dress them up and look for eggs. And as if thats not enough the parents give baskets with plastic grass filled with candy out the ass.

                Justin Holloway: An old pagan holiday that represented spring, new beginnings. That's the true meaning behind Easter my fam. Mmfcl.

                Alton Kulika Knight: Boom. Check this out. The Easter bunny is actually Val Kilmer's Batman trying to investigate the illicit events occuring on Cinco de Mayo. He knows The Joker has something to do with it, he just can't figure out how. Because he can't figure it out, he knows The Riddler has a hand in it as well.

                He can't investigate too close to Cinco de Mayo, and he can't investigate as Bruce Wayne OR Batman because he's not Adam West OR Jamie Madrox; people would

                think he's an IMPOSTER. So to solve both issues, he Batmanned the REAL Easter bunny and assumed his role. Now he can investigate The Joker's estate in Mexico City, planting "eggs" (CRAZY PURPLE KNOCKOUT GAS!) in his yard.

                Let's recap and conclude - Val Kilmer still thinks he's the real Batman.....what the fuck is he thinking?

                Dustin Hem: Easter's an excuse for stoner parents to buy a shit load of candy and forget what the fuck they did with it.

                Rich Simonis: There was a bunny that followed Violent J down the yellow brick alley way. The bunny hopped along to the purple mushroom field. Now after eating all them shrooms it permanently shits out colored eggs.

                Mike Rusk: Capitalism at its finest... a method to GET people to spend their hard earned money on something that has absolutely no value to the human race.... MONEY GRABS FTW!!!

                Noe Barboza: Well, me as a latino we grab real eggs and eggs with flour and confetti inside then break on top of peoples heads. Then we eat then we get drunk out of our mind. It is real crazy.

                Katy Amanda Bancroft Hayes:Chocolate...and sex.

                Chanee Potter: It's the zombie Jesus holiday. I believe zombie Jesus feasted on cute lil white bunnies. Why they lay eggs is beyond me... Maybe that's what's happens when they turn?

                Bobby Chehar: The whole reason behind Easter and why a 6 foot tall talking rabbit lays eggs is easy. The rabbit hides eggs cause he doesn't want anyone to know he's been fucking chickens. Whose goin chicken huntin? That fucking horndog, perverted rabbit, that's who.

                Hyde Donovan: Oh, it's easy. I can sum it up in one quote. "He died for our sins, have a marshmellow peep."

                Anna Whysocki: Jesus zombie is so over-rated. Everybody knows easter is when the big bad bunny comes into town with a mosberg, hatchet & mind altering colored eggs and starts burning the town to the ground. Duh. whoop whoop

                Luke McArdle: for Some People its About Jesus, For Some people its about a Huge Bunnies, and Some People Believe they are the same thing haha, For Some people its about Easter eggs and shit, but for me its another time to party and Celebrate with the family!!!! WHOOP WHOOP!

                Michael James: And I stil dont know what easter is.

                Hatchet HeraldPage 6April 05, 2012

                      Will Twiztid and Blaze's tour exclusive albums be available on


                      Afraid not, homie! The Twiztid and Blaze tour albums will be available exclusively during the Kaos & Kronik Tour. If you want to scoop them albums then your best bet is going to be hittin’ up a show. Check for tour dates.

                - A Hatchetgear Ninja

                      Yo! What up ninjas! I've been a Juggalo for a long ass time, and for the life of me I've never been able to figure this out! What's the lyrics in the chorus part of Blaze's "Thug 4 Life", (The digital voice part). I've looked it up on the internet while listening to the song, and it doesn't even match. LoL...Either I'm tone deaf and what i've found is correct, or the people that submitted are wrong also. I just figured I'd go directly to the source and find out for myself. Thanks Fam! MMFWCL!!!

                Whoop Whoop!

                Killas and hos
                Bitches ain’t shit
                And all y’all haters can get this dick
                It’s what’s it’s like to be a thug for life
                It’s what’s it’s like to be a thug for life
                It’s what’s it’s like to be a thug for life

                - Blaze Ya Dead Homie

                Hatchet HeraldCLASSIFIEDSApril 05, 2012

                April 4,2012

                Great news  Kottonmouth Kings and Twiztid have a download out called  WATCH OUT 
                Don't be the last one to get your FREE new single by the Kottonmouth Kings and Twiztid, called "WATCH OUT"! You can cop your download by clicking HERE or on the CD artwork! 

                The music video premier for "Watch Out" will be April 10th!! Tune in for the latest!

                Above from

                Long Ling The Kings mutha fuckaz

                March 24,2012

                What it do fam,Ive been busy as hell the past few months with work and tattoos lined up but im gonna try to stop naglecting this site,Got a few shows coming up so check them out

                March 18,2012

                What up ninjas,got my shit back online so ill be updating some more shite i the next few days



                JAN 7 ,2012

                Fuck my new laptop is showin this shit different than the last one I used


                Posted by The Keeper

                Canonize Productions artists MINDSHOT are releasing their all new album February 25th entitled "Run with the Murderous"! And to kick off the release they are having a huge CD RELEASE PARTY that day! not only that, but OTIS a.k.a. Young Wicked will be hosting the event. Its all goin down at Phaze in Loveland, Colorado at 8pm! Peep the flyer for details.

                Also, AMB has some big news coming up soon so stay tunedright here at & to all the websites, facebook & twitters for updates from the Axe Murder Boyz.

                JCW 12.31.11 Results; New Tag Champs; Debuts



                A jam packed, white hot crowd of 1,674 and musical guests created a mind blowing JCW ‘New Year’s Ninja Party’!

                Juggalo Championship Wrestling results from ‘New Year’s Ninja Party’ on 12.31.11:

                * Jimmy Jacobs beat Bull Pain (with Isabella Smothers) and Kawabata

                * The Scrub Club (Madman Pondo, Necro Butcher, & Balls Mahoney) defeated The Bumpin' Uglies #'s 1, 2, and 3

                * The Weedman beat Officer Colt Cabana

                * The Ring Rydas (Ryda Red & Ryda Blue) became the new JCW Tag champions against Sexy Slim Goodie & Raven. After the match Raven tried to bully Slim Goodie, but Goodie laid Raven out!

                * Rhino defeated the Samoan Warrior

                * 2 Tuff Tony & Shockwave the Robot beat The Headbangers (Mosh & Thrasher)

                To close out the night, Insane Clown Posse did an unannounced 30 minute set in the JCW ring that brought down the house! Sugarslam also brought her sexy Santa’s Little Helpers that gave prizes to the crowd!

                JCW will return to action on i-Pay-Per-View in early 2012. For the latest, visit

                Starting January 3, 2012, gives you new content from Psychopathic Records, ICP, and JCW, including ‘The Main Event’ featuring 2 Tuff Tony and ICP’s Violent J!

                You can also follow us on Twitter @RealJCW.

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                Dec 30,2011

                This is prolly my last update of 2011

                stole from gajuggalos facebook by me lmao

                Damn we been absent minded lately,I havent Updated GaJuggalos.Net in a lil bit.Been working my ass off and had lack of a computer but everything is about to change,been brain farting on shit to do that is NEW,alot of other peeps have came up with a few of my ideas too though {not stole}but TwennyTwelve is a new year and We got lots of shit to blow your fuckin wigs back,Stay tuned mufuckaz
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                But all in all it has been a great year.
                Kinda gonna miss TwennyLuvin
                But all good things have to come to an end
                Heres a few vids
                See yall in TwennyTwelve

                Much Love to all those that support


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                Dec 12,2011

                Police release more details on Amanda Taylor’s death

                Amanda Taylor

                Ronald Weems (Source: Colbert County Sheriff Department)Matthew Fox (Source: Colbert County Sheriff Department)Laurel Ann Pruett (Source: Colbert County Sheriff Department)
                MUSCLE SHOALS, AL (WAFF) -

                WAFF 48 News is uncovering new details about the murder of Amanda Taylor.

                We obtained police documents outlining how Taylor was killed and the roles played by the three suspects.

                Muscle Shoals Police charged three people after searching a home earlier in the week.

                Investigators confirm remains found near Muscle Shoals over the weekend are Taylor.

                The documents contain gruesome details on how they killed Amanda Taylor.

                Some of this information may be disturbing, but here's a breakdown as to exactly how each of the suspects played a role in her death according to investigators.

                According to a statement given to the ABI, Ronald Weems admitted to strangling Taylor in the basement of his home.

                Police believe he used a nylon strap to commit the crime.

                Matthew Fox is accused of suggesting that Weems cut off Taylor's fingers and toes in an effort to keep police from identifying her body.

                And the third suspect, Laurel Pruett, is accused of helping Weems create an alibi and dispose of her belongings.

                Investigators believe the murder took place in the basement of the house on Moss Avenue in Muscle Shoals.

                It's the same home where Weems lived with his mother, his kids and off and on with Laurel Pruett.

                We spoke with Weems' mother about her son's involvement in Amanda Taylor's death.

                She said she had no idea anything happened at the home and is still in shock that her only son is to blame.

                "It's just really hard. I never in my life thought my son could do something like this. He's the most gentle person with animals and with kids," said Laguania Weems.

                Ronald's mother also said her son is a self-proclaimed "Juggalo" a member of what's known as ICP, or the "Insane Clown Posse".

                We took a closer look at the ICP.

                Officials said it's the newest group that poses a serious threat to communities, and they say it ranks right along next to more familiar gangs like the Crips and Bloods.

                Officials said members of the group call themselves "Juggalos" or "Juggalettes."

                They paint their faces to resemble clowns and engage in violence, often times criminal activity depicting songs by the hip-hop group the Insane Clown Posse.

                They said members will often have stage names and wear the hatchet man logo.

                Officials said they buy into the music that talks about things like beating their girlfriends, using axes to kill, and other topics too graphic for TV.

                We spoke with gang investigator LaCell Sherman on the phone about the specifics of the group.

                "It started as a cultic rock band, a rock-rap combination and basically kids doing raunchy, rambunctious stuff, and it grew and evolved into violence and has become more prevalent," said Sherman.

                It's unclear at this time whether or not their actions were in fact a result of their involvement in the ICP, but officials said there's a good chance it did play a role.

                that is some fucked up shit,js

                Michael Vick Questions the Laws of Energy

                Grantland (blog) - 3 days ago
                Perhaps Michael Vick is a juggalo. Even the most fervent members of the electricity-denial community will have to admit that Vick's explanation is crummy at ...

                Instant Syfy

                Salt Lake City Weekly - 3 days ago
                ... civilization is wiped out and the female star is forced to reproduce with Insane Clown Posse, setting up the sequel Fear of a Juggalo Planet.

                A Painted Parkway

                Twin Falls Times-News - 21 hours ago
                DREW NASH ¥ TIMES-NEWS Juggalo among other things are tagged on the outside ... “Juggalo” — a reference to devotees of hip-hop group Insane Clown Posse — is ...

                Dec 8,2011

                prolly a lil late but fuck it lol

                Some updates from icpdotcom

                The Juggalo Express Is Back!!

                Heads up, NY Ninjas! You probably remember the Juggalo Express from the2011 Gathering of the Juggalos when it made your trip to Juggalo Paradisemad easy by drivin’ you to where you need to go in STYLE! Well, the Juggalo Express is back and it’s making not one, but TWO TRIPS to get your to where you gotta go!

                First up the Juggalo Express is goin’ to be bouncin’ from NY and headin’ to The Asylum Arena previously known as The ECW Arena for the legendary JCW Wake The Dead show goin’ down on December 30th in Philadelphia, PA! Sure, you can see the internet pay-per-view live on but nothin’ beats actually bein’ there for the show to see the madness go down in person! And to make sure it’s a good night from start to finish the bus is BYOB! The Juggalo Express will be running to and from the Hammerstein Ballroom on 34th St and 8th Ave. Boarding begins at 3:45pm, and the bus will leave at 4:00pm PROMPTLY! Then at the end of the night the bus will be leaving a half hour after the show ends!  The plus side is, you will find yourself back inNYC afterwards with plenty of time to get a decent night’s sleep before doing it all again the next night!

                That’s right! The very next night on December 31st The Juggalo Express will be headin’ out to Worcester, MA for the first annual Insane Clown Posse New Year’s Eve Ninja Party! It’s goin’ to be a HUGE fuckin’ party like nothin’ you’ve ever seen before, so why not go the extra step to make sure you’re takin’ your night the the fuckin’ extreme side of a good fuckin’ time!? Once again the bus will be BYOB so make sure you’re comin’ prepared! The bus will run to and from the Hammerstein Ballroom on 34th St and 8th Ave.  Boarding begins at 1:45pm, and the bus will leave at 2:00pm! A half hour the show ends the entireJuggalo Express crew will be hittin’ the road again so make sure you don’t get stranded in Worcester, no matter how badass it is there!

                For full details about the Juggalo Express bus headin’ out to The Asylum Arena in Philadelphia, PA on December 30th JUST CLICK HERE!

                For full details about the Juggalo Express bus hittin’ up The Palladium Worcester, MA on December 31st JUST CLICK HERE!

                Breaking news on Twitter!

                Breaking news, exclusive pics, and one on one artist interaction! That’s what you’re goin’ to find when you follow the fam on Twitter! You wouldn’t believe how often news gets cracked right there on in 140 characters or less! Just peep the full list below and make sure you’re following everyone in the Psychopathic fam!

                Insane Clown Posse
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                Dec 1,2011

                ABK Show in Atlanta CANCELED
                Facebook comments on the situation
                John Chastain No but Boondox in tha COV..wht happend in atl was the masqurades bookings fault not psychopathic or native worc incs ima ga juggalo and wad pretty dissapointed but we carry on so COV here we cme

                Abk/amb is cancled in atlanta. Icp didnt come to atl for their tour. Wtf did we do? These shows are our lives. All most of us have to look forward to.

                I really, really hate to inform you guys and gals of this, but the ABK show is cancelled. I will need to meet up with the folks that have already bought their tickets to the show so that I can reimburse them. Boondox is playing December 6th in Covtington, GA. (A Day before the ABK show was set) so if you guys still want to see a show, come to Covington. We've got Boondox, Mars, Cousin Cleetus, The D.R.P., Bloodtooth REcords, IIFace and Miss Kisa. Tickets are only ten bucks for this event and it is going to be off the chain!

                For those of you attending the ABK's Holiday Blast tour, do not come, as it has been cancelled. For those of you needing ticket reimbursements, please contact me asap, as I can come to you and reimburse you. IF YOU ARE STILL LOOKING FOR A SHOW TO GO TO, Boondox is having his Low Down and Dirty tour a DAY BEFORE the scheduled ABK show. It is Boondox, Mars, Cousin Cleetus, The D.R.P., Bloodtooth Records, IIFace and Miss Kisa. Tickets are ten bucks and it is at the Ozone In Covington. Covington is about 30 minutes away from Atlanta, so it is not that far.

                Phillip Campos I think someone shit in the urinal.

                ABK is cancelled, who am I gonna see at Boondox?

                ABK is mutha fuckin cancelled. . . WTF!!!!

                Abk on Dec 7th is officially cancelled

                April Shuman the Masquerade over booked. thats coming from Fat Boy.

                gonna add more facebook comments in a few

                Yeah a few peeps mad but fuck the Masquerade
                Boondox is still gonna be playing Featuring Bloodtooth Records,IIFace and Miss Kisa and if I can get off work in time and fight the Chattanooga traffic to make it to the COV yours trully

                in other news

                -- Juggalo Championship Wrestling is heading to the east coast to spend the holidays with thousands of the JCW family Philadelphia and Massachusetts. On Friday, December 30, JCW heads to Philadelphia, PA and, for the first time, the masses will see JCW at the legendary former ECW (now Asylum) Arena for 'Wake The Dead' LIVE on iPay-Per-View for just $5. Then on New Year's Eve, The Insane Clown Posse host 'The New Years Ninja Party'. This live event is only for eyes and ears of the audience in attendance at the world famous Palladium in Worcester, MA featuring Mike E. Clark, DJ Clay, The Dayton Family, JCW, and more! For all the latest news, information, and tickets for JCW's ECW Arena debut at 'Wake The Dead' at the former ECW Arena in Philadelphia, PA on Friday, December 30 LIVE on iPay-Per-View at and 'The New Years Ninja Party' in Worcester, MA on Saturday, December 31, visit

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                INTERVIEWMick Foley

                By Phil Brown December 1, 2011

                It’s hard to imagine a more unlikely stand-up comedian than Mick Foley. Most famous for his time in the WWE (formerly the WWF) where he played the character Mankind, Foley was the wrestler who seemingly cared the least about his physical wellbeing. Hiding behind a decaying leather mask and squealing his way into wrestling immortality as a deranged psychopath who often spoke through a sock puppet, he would typically come out of his matches drenched in blood. The acclaimed behind-the-scenes documentary Beyond The Mat earned Foley fame both inside and outside of the wrestling community by revealing him to be a relatively normal guy who just happened to put himself in absurd danger every week to both the shock and support of his family.

                Fortunately, now that he’s doing comedy, Foley can finally expect at most minimal emotional injures at his performances and leave behind the physical turmoil. Though still involved with wrestling, acting, and writing books, performing live comedy is Foley’s foremost passion these days.

                With an appearance Dec. 2 at the Toronto Underground Cinemacoming up as part of the Canadian stretch of his Hardcore Comedy Tour,The A.V. Club got a chance to chat with the surprisingly soft-spoken Foley about his wrestling background, new career path, and an upcoming appearance on 30 Rock.

                The A.V. Club: How did this new comedy career come about? Was it inspired by your regular appearances on The Opie & Anthony Show at all?

                MF: No. As a matter of fact, those guys were surprised when they first heard I was doing comedy, and that was my answer to them, “Haven’t I been kind of funny on your show for a long time?” It seemed like a big leap, but actually it was kind of a natural extension from some of the speaking I’ve done at colleges over the years. The difference, and it is a big one, is that there was no emphasis on me being funny at those shows, but I found that I really enjoyed telling humorous stories in front of audiences.

                AVC: Do you feel comfortable onstage at this point?

                MF: Yeah. Well, it’s always a little bit nerve-racking, but I’m feeling comfortable enough to do bad jokes on purpose now. That was one of the gifts I have from wrestling: I used to go out there and willingly do things that I knew would be bad.

                AVC: How do you find people react to you in public? You’ve got that odd level of celebrity where a certain percentage of the population would shit their pants to see you, but to everyone else you’d just be a normal toothless guy.

                MF: [Laughs.] Well, I think fans feel like they have a closer relationship with me than the other wrestlers because I’ve written books that have been very conversational and personal. So, there millions of people out there who aren’t fazed when they see me, but the ones who do recognize me feel like they know me, which can be a little odd at times. Fortunately, it’s more positive than not.

                AVC: How’s the body holding up from your extreme wrestling days?

                MF: Oh yeah, I would not advise anybody to do the things that I did during my career. I’ve tried not to be reckless, although I’m sure people could find many clips where I was. But I think the most lasting effects were just from being very physical and high-impact for a long time. I may have avoided too many knee surgeries, but my knees are shot. They’re worn down and arthritic from landing on them for so many years.

                AVC: Was it tough to find ways of topping yourself at a certain point? You set a pretty insane personal standard during the peak of the Mankind days.

                MF: Yeah, I think once the Hell In The Cell match took place the bar was ridiculously high, and I never attempted to reach it again. I specifically asked not to after I did it, which was probably the best thing that could have happened with me. 

                AVC: Did you find that the documentary Beyond The Mat changed how people saw you? It seemed to really open things up for you in terms of being able to be yourself publicly and not hide behind a character.

                MF: Yeah, I think it let people appreciate my career and what I’d been through a little bit more, and it helped them appreciate me as a person and not just a wrestler. It’s interesting that quite a few people who enjoyed Beyond The Mat weren’t wrestling fans. I can always tell when it’s been rerun on cable because a whole new group of people will come up and say hello to me, who never actually watched wrestling but were captivated by the documentary. It was surreal to actually watch that movie on the big screen during its limited run. When we started shooting that, I really thought it would be my lasting legacy in the wrestling business. I had no idea that things were going to turn out as well as they did.

                AVC: Do you ever get into trouble for speaking so candidly about the industry?

                MF: Not really. My book in 1999 was the first major book that talked about what went on behind the scenes in professional wrestling. There had been others, but not with a major publisher or that reached that large of an audience. But I always felt that what goes on behind the scenes is at least as fascinating as what you see on television. And I also thought that if I wrote honestly about pro wrestling, people would have a greater respect for it. I’ve always felt that I should leave the wrestling business at least a little better off than it was when I joined, and I think by writing and speaking about it, I’m actually helping, not hurting, the business.

                AVC: How did you feel about The Wrestler? Did that movie nail a certain aspect of that world for you?

                MF: Yeah, oh yeah. I enjoyed the movie. I thought it was a great depiction of one guy’s journey in pro wrestling. By no means is that every guy’s journey, but I’ve certainly known people like that. I’ve known people who ended up better than that and people who actually had a worse journey. I thought [the film] did an extraordinary job of getting inside a wrestler’s shoes and soul, and again I think it led to a lot more respect for pro-wrestling.

                AVC: Have you ever found yourself at one of those truck-stop wrestling conventions from the movie?

                MF: Oh sure. I don’t know if I’ve ever been to one quite that bad, but it’s been close. I’ve done a comedy show in front of 16 people where I was billed as the headliner. Everybody has had one of those appearances, and it’s not really indicative of the guys who are in it, as much as it is as the guys who are running the show. You know, I can pull over to a rest stop for a designated meet and greet, and it doesn’t mean that anyone will be there. 

                AVC: You were at the Insane Clown Posse’s Gathering Of The Juggalos this year. What was that like? Any bottles flung your way?

                MF: I was dumb enough to watch some of the clips where fans were bombarding the stage with debris. So I came prepared. I picked up a goalie stick for the first time in 30 years to stop some really unpleasant materials coming my way. But I didn’t end up having a problem. It was almost like a love-in. You know, doing comedy at 4:30 in the morning for guys who have been sitting on hay bales and waiting for hours is maybe not the best condition for a show, but it was fun. I think everyone involved with wrestling should venture out to the Gathering at least once, simply because there’s really nothing else like it. Part of what I’ve enjoyed about doing this comedy tour is that I can look at my list of dates and see that I was at The Gathering, then at the Leicester Square Theatre in London, and then I was in Sinners And Saints Tattoo in Marshfield, Massachusetts, and then the Polar Theater in Santa’s Village in New Hampshire. It’s pretty surreal. I’ll go from telling G-rated family stories in Santa’s Village to not-so-G-rated material when I come up to Canada.

                AVC: Is it true that you’re going to be on an episode of 30 Rock?

                MF: Yeah, yeah. 30 Rock is probably my favorite show on network television. Judah Friedlander is a buddy of mine. Judah presented me as one of Jenna’s cool new friends. I’m not only on the show, but I’m on as 1997 Mankind, and I do have a kissing scene, so it was a win-win. I’ll also be showing up onCelebrity Wife Swap in a couple of months. [Laughs.]

                Nov 30,2011

                From ICP on twitter

                Violent J & 2 Dope
                @icpViolent J & 2 Dope 
                New ICP video "Its All Over" drops this week. This video is the nutron bomb. Ninjas worked hard for many many moons. Hope you dig!


                It’s the most wonderful time of the year, Juggalos and Juggalettes! We ain’t talkin’ about that holly jolly ho-ho-ho feelin’ floatin’ around in the air right now. We’re talkin’ about that time of the year when you get FREE SHIT ONHATCHETGEAR.COM! Starting at the stroke of midnightDECEMBER 1st, it begins the annual tradition of getting FREE SHIT with every single orderplaced on! Any and all orders, no matter how big or smallwill be gettin’ somethin’! If you want a breakdown of what you can get just peep the list below. Keep in mind that these price ranges are BEFORE any taxes and shipping!

                $.01 – $49.99: Exclusive Holiday Sticker
                $50.00 – $99.99: Exclusive Holiday Sticker + Mystery Media
                $100.00 & UP: Exclusive Holiday Sticker + Mystery Media + Exclusive Holiday Shirt
                Every additional $100 earns you an extra Mystery T-shirt

                The free shit giveaway will be running all throughout the holidays up until December 25th at 11:59pm EST! That gives you plenty of time to get your Axe-mas shopping in right up until Christmas Day! Don’t delay, Ninjas! Hit up starting December 1st and get your free shit!


                Time is tickin’ down, ‘Los and ‘Lettes! As of right now you can still hit and get 20% off every single item in the store but that deal is goin’ to be up at 11:59pm EST on November 30th! That means there’s still time for you to get your Axe-mas shopping in! No codes, coupons, or hoops to jump through! Just hit up and get your shoppin’ on! It’s that easy!

                Psychopathic Radio Debuts January 3rd, 2012!

                This is the official date you’ve been waitin’ on, ‘Los and ‘Lettes! There’s been plenty of talk of all the changes goin’ on with WFuckOff Radio and now we got a light at the end of he mutha fuckin’ tunnel! Mark the date on your calendars, because this is when everything you know gets flipped the fuck upside down! On Tuesday, January 3rd, 2012  beginning at 9:00pm EST WFuckOff Radio will come back with a vengeance but it’s gettin’ a big fuckin’ facelift!

                First off, it’s getting a new name. WFuckOff Radio will now be known at PSYCHOPATHIC RADIO! It’s straight to the point, this is Psychopathic Radio for everyone out there who runs with the hatchet and forever supports the hardest label that runs the underground! Along with the new name you’ll be gettin’ a new website, new facebook, a new twitter, and more importantly… a whole new format!

                Psychopathic Radio will be back to broadcasting on Tuesdays and Thursdays from 9:00pm – 1:00am EST. We asked, you, the Juggalos and Juggalettes when you liked bumpin’ the radio through your speakers and that was the resoundin’ results. You demanded it! We did it!

                To up our broadcasting game to a whole new level while we set our targets on taking over airwaves everywhere we have designed a brand new, completely decked out radio studio. The old WFuckOff Radio studio might hold a whole lotta memories, but we’re lookin’ to the future with this brand new flavor! This studio has a whole new look to it! And we know you’re sayin’, what do I care what it looks like if it’s on the radio? Because that’s the best part! The new Psychopathic Radio studio is decked out with a slew of cameras to share the visual flavor while you tune in! You don’t just listen in, you watch the broadcast! You get to see your favorite hosts doin’ crazy shit on air with your own two eyes!

                Also along with all this newnew comes brand new shows! We’ll still have all of your longtime favorites like The Main Event with Violent J and Corporal Robinson! ThaFukEva with Shaggy 2 Dope and DJ Clay! Ashtrays & Action Figures with Twiztid! The Coffin with Blaze Ya Dead Homie! And all the other shows that you know and love! But we’ll be pullin’ in brand new hosts! Brand new shows! And a whole new feel!

                It’s gonna be all that and more, Ninjas! So stay tuned for more details as they come but make sure you mark the date.

                JANUARY 3rd, 2012! PSYCHOPATHIC RADIO LIVES!

                2011 BIG BALLAS X-MAS PARTY!



                Have you ever wondered about the inner-workings of Psychopathic Records? Have you ever wanted to be part of the best team puttin’ in the grind for the underground? Do you have the heart to give Psychopathic Records your all? Then this is the opportunity for you!

                Psychopathic Records is looking for dedicated, talented, and organized individuals to work behind the scenes of the label as we stride towards the next level of excellence! All positions are available! Anything and everything! Just put together your impressive resume and email it right over to! If we like what we see we’ll be contacting you! Just remember that this is for an in-house internship so you’re going to want to be local to the Metro-Detroit area or you’re in for one hell of a commute!

                Don’t delay! Send in your resume now and join the Psychopathic Records team!

                2011 BIG BALLAS X-MAS PARTY

                It’s official, Homies! The Hatchet Holidays have begun because we’ve got the downlow info on one of the biggest annual events from Psychopathic Records. Hatchet Attacks tore down Milwaukee! The Gathering is in the books! Hallowicked left Detroit tilted! Now it’s time to get your holly jolly ass hoppin’ for the next big event goin’ down! BIG BALLAS X-MAS PARTY!

                It ain’t quite Axe-mas without this shit poppin’ off and now we’re makin’ it all sorts of fuckin’ official by droppin’ the info that you want to know! This is how it’s happenin’ this year! The Big Ballas X-Mas Party will be happenin’ on Saturday, December 17th in Detroit, Murderous at St. Andew’s Hall for all the 18+ Juggalos and Juggalettes! Yep, you read that right! It’s goin’ down on a Saturday to make sure that everyone and their Momma can be in attendence!

                The Big Ballas X-Mas Party is just that, a HUGE fuckin’ party so that the entire Hatchet Family can get together and celebrate the holidays! Shit is going to be so crazy that even Santa will be fallin’ down drunk off his ass! There will be music thumpin’ all night long! The Legendary Deadly Medley of all Psychopathic artists! JCW wrestling! Tons of surprises! Ho-ho-hos galore! Presents for every Ninja in the buildin’!

                Everyone from the Psychopathic Records and Hatchet House crew will be rollin’ up in full force to hang out with all of the ‘Los and ‘Lettes! Everyone in Detroit that night will be feelin’ the mad fuckin’ luv comin’ out of St. Andrews! There is no way you’re goin’ to want to miss this shit! We know Thanksgiving hasn’t even hit yet, but it’s never too early to mark that date off on your calendar! We’ll drop it again! Saturday, December 17th at St. Andrew’s Hall in Detrioit, MI!

                This has been one of the biggest years to date for everyone at Psychopathic Records and we want to celebrate with y’all anyway we can! What better way then during a holiday that focuses on fam and good fuckin’ times!? You know as the date gets closer we’ll have more details about performers, entertainment, special guests, and tickets links for that ass! Until then just make sure you keep your eyes on!

                Nov 24,2011

                Happy Thanksgiving Ninjas from GaJuggalos

                From a Blog from Nick Cannon;
                On his blog, Cannon muses that inviting Insane Clown Posse over for dinner wouldn't be that bad, but having the Juggalo gathering on Grandma's front lawn might cause problems.

                BLACK FRIDAY: Psychopathic Records HATCHETGEAR blowout sale!
                BLACK FRIDAY: Psychopathic Records HATCHETGEAR blowout sale!

                Kik Axe Music & Entertainment™ is bringing you the best shopping deals for Black Friday 2011. We've searched off the beaten path for gift ideas for the music and media lover in your life!


                Those Faygo connoisseurs up in Detroit sent Kik Axe Music™ word that EVERYTHING (including new items) over at Psychopathic Records' is 20% Off as a part of their 2011 blowout sale. Now, the deals just started about 7 minutes ago, but they didn't send us an ''end time'' - so if you want to stock up on gifts for your Juggalo or Juggalette friends, now is the time to do it.

                Items from INSANE CLOWN POSSE, TWIZTID, ABK, BOONDOX, BLAZE, MIKE E. CLARK, DJ CLAY, DARK LOTUS, and more... they're all on sale. No promo code needed, the 20% Off prices are shown on the site.


                Nov 23,2011

                From Action Bronson to Yelawolf: A Field Guide to Today's White Rappers

                Posted Wednesday, November 23, 2011 1:00 PM Amos BarshadAstrid Stawiarz/Getty Images

                Eminem, what advice do you offer [Yelawolf], if any, on being scrutinized for being a white rapper?
                Eminem: We make jokes about it, but I don’t think we talk about it in depth. As I was listening to his music, I am not even thinking about any of that shit. It’s just the music.
                Yelawolf: We do poke fun of it. Like, he calls me White Dog.
                Eminem: Yeah, or Beige Sheep. [Laughs]
                Yelawolf: Cracker Nuts.

                Patiently explaining to interviewers that a rapper's race should not be an issue is the cross every white emcee has to bear. But with all due respect to Eminem and Yelawolf — the 31-year-old Alabama rapper who released his debut, Radioactive, via Em’s Shady Records this week — we here at Grantland can't be the only ones still “thinking about any of that shit.” These past few years, with so many rising Cracker Nuts and Beige Sheep emcees, it's been nearly impossible not to think about. Herewith a field guide to today’s white rappers.

                Fratty White Rappers
                Arguably no subgenre of hip hop has ever been so thoroughly dominated by white people as frat rap, which makes sense. The stereotypical frat bro, he of the impeccable shotgun technique and the extensive flip-flop collection, is, of course, a white dude. To recap: Asher Roth invented the subgenre in 2009 with his single “I Love College” (Sample lyrics: “keg stand / keg stand”), then watched it develop and mutate at a freakish rate. Its most successful practitioner would be Mac Miller, the Pittsburgh rapper who just saw his debut, Blue Slide Park, top the Billboard 200 earlier this month. Miller possesses the basic fundamentals of the frat-rapper — a penchant for soft beats, a flow somewhere between lazy and weak, a deep appreciation for snapbacks — but he’s not actually all that collegiately minded. Someone like Sam Adams, who was the captain of the soccer team at Trinity and likes to rap about stuff like how he’s partying so hard he’s always late for class, probably best embodies the vibe. There’s also guys like Hoodie Allen, a former Google employee, Chris Webby, OnCue, and Cam Meekins, who sample the likes of La Roux, Jason Mraz, and Red Hot Chili Peppers. Frat rap is a large umbrella, but most of its stars share an affinity for usubtle pop sounds, an inability to rap on the beat, and a willingness to piss off millions. (For more, consult the essential FratRap Tumblr).

                Novelty White Rappers
                This is a realm both of shame and glory. The greatest musical comedians of our time, the Lonely Island, belong here. Also, though, Kreayshawn, the diminutive Bay Area MC whose internet hit “Gucci Gucci” landed her loads of attention, a big fat record deal with Columbia — and, very quickly, as people realized she maybe wasn’t that much better at rapping than, say, a grapefruit, a mountain of mean-spirited derision. Even more hate has been directed at V-Nasty, who's been criticized for using the N-word in her music. Meanwhile, public opinion on Iggy Azalea, the Australian female best known for a song called “Pu$$y,” is still undecided. And while their loyal face-painted fans would vehemently disagree, most of the country would slot Insane Clown Posse — along with their Psycophatic Records signees like Boondox, Twiztid, and Blaze Ya Dead Homie — here as well.

                Redneck White Rappers.
                OK, this one’s a bit of a reach, as not many dudes, white or otherwise, actually fit in the category. But, as evidenced by Yelawolf, it’s a promising field for expansion. Eminem, of course, was a pioneer of white-trash rap, and Yelawolf brings it down South as a guy talking honestly about the gnarly details of his ‘Bama upbringing. Here’s Yela, on “Pop the Trunk,” expertly sketching out a scene: “Meth lab in the back and the crack smoke peels through the streets like an early morning fog / Momma's in the slaughter house with a hatchet helping daddy chop early morning hog.” There’s also Rittz, an MC signed to Yelawolf’s Slumerican Records, who pours his Georgia drawl into a slick double-time flow. And, a bit more on the nose, is Colt Ford, a cowboy-hat-wearing “300-pound redneck rebel,” a “God-fearing man whose had to dance with the devil.” If Jesse Pinkman ever made a rap album, he’d fit in nicely here.

                British White Rappers
                Mike Skinner, a.k.a. The Streets, is the best known example, but he retired with this year’sComputers and Blues. K. Koke, a street-rap bloke right off the estate, has gotten enough attention to land a Roc Nation deal. Cher Lloyd, who rapped her way to a fourth-place finish on The X Factor, has now gone so far as to release music videos in which she carries a giant boom box around.

                Famous Veteran White Rappers
                Hey, look who’s still around and beloved! Both Eminem, whose pair of post-pill-addiction comeback albums (2009’s Relapse and 2010’s Recovery) have made him as commercially successful as ever, and the Beastie Boys, who landed some of their best reviews in over a decade with this year’s Hot Sauce Committee Part Two. Also still around, if not quite as beloved: Paul Wall, who got some attention a few months back for losing a creepy amount of weight. And barring any late-breaking news updates, I’ll have to assume Bubba Sparxxx is currently night-managing a Bennigan’s

                Indie-Famous Veteran White Rappers
                In the nineties, a guy like Yelawolf probably would have been destined for a different kind of fame: that of the backpack rapper. Back then, labels like Def Jux and Rawkus churned out dense records by hyper-lyrical MCs. And those guys are now … still around, mostly, if not quite as active. El-P, who founded Def Jux, has officially shut down the label, but has appeared on tracks by Internet-age whiz kids like Das Racist and Mr. Muthafuckin’ eXquire. Aesop Rock has formed a new group, Hail Mary Mallon. Cage now pals around with Kid Cudi and Shia LaBeouf while speaking French. If it wasn’t for these guys — alongside Atmosphere, Necro, R.A. the Rugged Man, Non Phixion, Jedi Mind Tricks, Ugly Duckling, The High & Mighty, Young Black Teenagers, the various signees of Anticon, and many more white people — the ease with which new white rappers can vie for mainstream acceptance might have never happened. Mac Miller! You owe some people some money!

                New Indie-Famous White Rappers
                Earlier this year, the New York Times argued that “a recent crop of albums and mixtapes by white rappers shows a new strategy. Where in the past, the way to avoid ruffling feathers was to lay no claim to hip-hop’s center, now it’s by looking backward, studying up and making unimpeachable choices.” Specifically mentioned was Machine Gun Kelley, the Diddy-signed rapper, for sounding like previously fast-rapping folks like Twista and Bone Thugs n’ Harmony, and Action Bronson, who excellently, proudly upholds mid-nineties East Coast rap. (One other thing he does excellently and proudly: include separate songs called “Brunch,” “Jerk Chicken,” and “Shiraz” all on one mix tape). There’s also no shortage of guys happy to sound either like the emo-ier (Grieves, Macklemore) or denser (Thee Tom Hardy) sides of the nineties indie set. And in a notable development, Asher Roth — the man who single-handledy made it “cool” to rap about beer pong — has recently eschewed frat rap in favor of retro social consciousness. Blasphemy, bro.

                White Rappers Who Are Justin Bieber
                As the undisputed greatest white rapper alive, Justin Bieber gets a category all to himself.

                Juggalo Championship Wrestling Returns To iPPV On 12/30

                Juggalo Championship Wrestling

       reader Andy Pellegrini sent along the following ...

                JCW Superstars to Reunite for iPPV Event “Wake the Dead” Where it will Broadcast Live from The Asylum Arena in Philadelphia!"

                Juggalo Championship Wrestling (JCW) has been on a short hiatus since all of the devastatingly awesome matches that took place at the Gathering of the Juggalos back in August. The JCW Superstars will be back this December to “Wake the Dead” in an action packed way! The Asylum Arena, formerly known as the ECW Arena, is where all of the head smashing, back busting action of the JCW will occur next month! The details that we have, thus far, are below:

                Title: JCW’s “Wake the Dead”

                Date: December 30, 2011

                Location: The Asylum Arena

                7 West Ritner Street

                Philadelphia, PA 19148

                Door Time: 6:30 PM

                Bell Time: 8:00 PM

                Match details will be sent as soon as we get them, so expect to hear back from us very soon!

                For more information, such as press viewing codes, interview requests, and/or passes to the show, please contact the following websites: and

                Nov 18,2011

                A New

                Hatchet Herald
                November 18, 2011
                IN THIS ISSUE:
                2011 Big Ballas
                2011 Grand Finale
                ABK Shows
                Family Focus
                Axe The Question

                2011 BIG BALLAS

                      It’s official, Homies! The Hatchet Holidays have begun because we’ve got the downlow info on one of the biggest annual events from Psychopathic Records.

                      Hatchet Attacks tore down Milwaukee! The Gathering is in the books! Hallowicked left Detroit tilted! Now it’s time to get your holly jolly ass hoppin’ for the next big event goin' down! BIG BALLAS X-MAS PARTY!

                      It ain’t quite Axe-mas without this shit poppin' off and now we’re makin’ it all sorts of fuckin’ official by droppin’ the info that you want to know! This is how it’s happenin' this year!

                      The Big Ballas X-Mas Party will be happenin’ on Saturday, December 17th in Detroit, Murderous at St. Andew’s Hall for all the 18+ Juggalos and Juggalettes! Yep, you read that right! It's goin' down on a Saturday to make sure that everyone and their Momma can be in attendence!

                      The Big Ballas X-Mas Party is just that, a HUGE fuckin’ party so that the entire Hatchet Family can get together and celebrate the holidays! Shit is going to be so crazy that even Santa will be fallin' down drunk off his ass!

                      There will be music thumpin’ all night long! The Legendary Deadly Medley of all Psychopathic artists! JCW wrestling! Tons of surprises! Ho-ho-hos galore! Presents for every Ninja in the buildin'!

                      Everyone from the Psychopathic Records and Hatchet House crew will be rollin' up in full force to hang out with all of the 'Los and 'Lettes! Everyone in Detroit that night will be feelin' the mad fuckin' luv comin' out of St. Andrews! There is no way you’re goin’ to want to miss this shit!

                      We know Thanksgiving hasn't even hit yet, but it's never too early to mark that date off on your calendar! We'll drop it again! Saturday, December 17th at St. Andrew's Hall in Detrioit, MI!

                      This has been one of the biggest years to date for everyone at Psychopathic Records and we want to celebrate with y'all anyway we can! What better way then during a holiday that focuses on fam and good fuckin' times!?

                      You know as the date gets closer we'll have more details about performers, entertainment, special guests, and tickets links for that ass! Until then just make sure you keep your eyes on and here on the Hatchet Herald! The top spot for everything Psychopathic!

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                Hatchet HeraldPage 2November 18, 2011

                2 BIG SHOWS
                TO FINISH
                OUT 2011

                      2011 has been a huge fuckin’ year for the Insane Clown Posse and Psychopathic Records and we ain’t close to bein’ done yet! We’re endin’ out the year with two huge shows that are going to singe your eyeball meat right into your sight sockets!

                JCW’s Wake The Dead:

                      First up on December 30th keep an eye out for the next highly anticipated Juggalo Championship Wrestling show! It’s JCW’s Wake The Dead! It’ll all be goin’ down in Philadelphia, PA at the Asylum Arena! You might know that better at the former ECW Arena!

                      That right off the bat should tell you this shit is going to be huge! And for anyone who says they can’t be in Philly on December 30th, don’t fuckin’ worry! The internet pay-per-view of JCW’s Wake The Dead will be available LIVE on!

                      That means that no matter where you are, if you have a fuckin’ internet connection you’ll be able to get down with the madness of JCW! Gather up your homies! Get all the 'Los and ‘Lettes in town together! Settle in and get ready

                to watch it go down!

                      Best of all, we’ve heard that the ninjas of have been bustin’ their asses to up the product they’re puttin’ out! That means no buffering and better quality for everyone! You asked for it and they were listenin’!

                      At JCW’s Wake The Dead you’ll be able to see the staples of JCW! All of the superstars will be out in full fuckin’ effect! But that even the half of it! JCW is also bringin’ in the biggest names from ECW back in the day! And as if that was enough they’re also going to be puttin’ big name legends from all over the world into the ring!

                      We’re talking about HUGE names of wrestling! BIG unbelievable cards! And absolute CHAOS that you have come to expect from JCW! JCW VS. JCW! ECW VS. ECW! JCW VS. ECW! Everyone has got some hefty violence built up inside them and all that blood, guts, and gore is gettin’ left on the mat!

                      Because JCW’s events are always so well rounded, in addition to your eyeholes gettin’ manhandled with devastation from the ring your earholes will also be gettin’ straight sucker punched by beats from DJ Clay and a live set by Blaze Ya Dead Homie!

                      It’s goin’ to be a fully packed night and not one you’re goin’ to want to miss! Tickets will be on sale SOON through as well as the internet pay-per-view on!

                ICP’s New Year’s Eve Ninja Party:

                      This is another one of those events that the fam worldwide have been askin’ for and now it’s time to

                put it into play! For the first time EVER the Insane Clown Posse will be puttin’ on a New Year’s Eve show. ICP’s New Year’s Eve Ninja Party to be exact!

                      This will be goin’ down in Hatchet History as the first time ever that Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope have decided to toss a massive New Year’s Eve party for the Juggalos and Juggalettes and you know they don’t do anything half assed! They will be goin’ all out!

                      It’s goin’ down, of course, on December 31st in Worcester, MA right at The Paladium! The Insane Clown Posse will be takin’ on hosting duties all night long and they’re bringin’ the fam!

                      DJ Clay and Mike E. Clark will keep the party pumpin’ late into the night! There will be performances by Blaze Ya Dead Homie! The Dayton Family! Ill E. Gal! And MORE!

                      You know it wouldn’t be a straight up party without the battered and bloody bodies of the boys from JCW gettin’ thrashed and smashed around the ring!

                      And even with all of that we’ve heard the ICP has promised some massive surprises to be dropped throughout the night! If you’re trying to figure out how to ring in 2012 then this is your answer!

                      Tickets will be available Saturday, Novemeber 19th on!

                Hatchet HeraldPage 3November 18, 2011

                Free ABK Thanksgiving
                Show & Holiday Blast
                East Coast Dates

                      For anyone who is lookin’ for somethin’ to do on Thanksgiving day, look no further! We got some action from The Hatchet comin’ at you!

                      On Thursday, November 24th after you’ve had your fill of fuckin’ turkey and stuffin’ head the fuck down to the Emerald Theatre in Mt. Clemens, MI for the 4th Annual Thanksgiving Show! It won’t cost you a damn dollar because it’s totally free and it’s open to all ages! There ain’t no excuse to not be there!

                      ABK is goin’ to be on the line-up along with Critical Bill, Mic Lordz & Sauce Funky, Dirty Americans, and Odayin! What better way to celebrate than to get the fuck down at a FREE show?!

                      And if that’s too far out for you then you can always wait for ABK to come to your town when he begins the second leg of ABK’s Holiday Blast! He’s out on the road

                Emerald Theatre
                Free Thanksgiving Show w/Critical Bill
                31 N. Walnut St.
                Mt. Clemens, MI 48043
                Doors: 7:00PM

                The Palladium
                261 Main St.
                Worcester, MA 01608
                Doors: 6:30PM

                Blaze's Billiards
                1229 Main St.
                WestWarwick, RI 02893
                Doors: 7:00PM

                Crocodile Rock Cafe
                520 W. Hamilton St.
                Allentown, PA 18101
                Doors: 6:30PM

                407 E Saratoga St.
                Baltimore, MD 21202
                Doors: 8:00PM

                right now for the first leg of the tour, but during the second leg it’s all about showin’ luv to the East coast! There are eight dates from you to pick from for your chance to see The Hatchet Warrior live in concert!

                      On the second leg of ABK’s Holiday Blast he’ll also once again be offering The Warrior Tribal Packs from! Included with the Warrior Tribal Pack is a personal meet and greet with ABK before the show, two stickers (1 ABK, 1 Warrior), a warrior bandana, an ABK flat, an ABK poster, an exclusive VIP laminate, and the Weekend Warrior DVD!

                      Just peep the dates below and hit up for tickets!

                2014 Atlantic Ave
                Virginia Beach, VA 23456
                Doors: 7:00PM

                The 321 Local
                333 King Street
                Cocoa, FL 32922
                Doors: 6:00PM

                The Local 662
                662 Central Ave.
                St. Petersburg, FL 33701
                Doors: 7:00PM

                Brewster's Pit
                14003 Beach Blvd.
                Jacksonville, FL 32250
                Doors: 7:00PM

                Tremont Music Hall
                400 West Tremont Avenue.
                Charlotte, NC 28203
                Doors: 7:00PM

                Hatchet HeraldPage 4November 18, 2011

                FAMILY FOCUS:
                GIVING THANKS
                & GOOD KARMA

                      We’re back with a holiday themed edition of Family Focus, ‘Los and ‘Lettes! Next week the Ninjas in the states will be celebratin’ Thanksgiving. It’s a time for taking a moment and thinking about what you’re really thankful for in your life. And then you stuff your face full of delicious food.

                      We reached out to the ‘Los and ‘Lettes and asked y’all to send us in YOUR STORIES about the upcoming festivities. We wanted to know what your plans were for the day! If you were donatin’ to those in need! And how you planned on spreadin’ around some good karma in general!

                      We got a lot of responses and while we didn’t have enough room to print all of them, we love the massive response we got! There were so many Juggalos and Juggalettes that are planning on workin’ their asses off to make this Thanksgiving a good one!

                      Don’t take our word for it, though. Just peep the stories below! And from everyone at the Hatchet Herald and Psychopathic Records, much Hatchet Holiday luv out to you and yours!

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                      I got dropped for some other dude by this bitch i thought i loved for years.. Less than a month later I found myself my very own Juggalette,. She's beautiful, smart, caring, loves to cook and buffs one hell of a pickle! everything I ever wanted! I'm thankful that the FAMILY gave the two of us a chance to meet. THANK YOU! Have a great turkey day fam, MCl

                ur homie

                      To celebrate Thanksgiving this yr we will be doing several things. The Boys (ages 10 and 4) will help me gather food to donate to our local salvation army. We are also making two shoe boxes (one for a boy and one for a girl) filled with necessities and treats that our church will send to needy children. Then we will have lunch with my husband’s family and finish off the evening with a dinner with my father, husband, kids , and my juggalo family.

                Layla Mayfield

                      Dear Fam, This year, I have more to be thankful for than ever. My son was born in January, and over the past ten months, him and I have bonded so much. I never knew I could love someone as much as I love him. I'm thankful, cause my dad left when I was 6. I always vowed I'd be a good dad to my kids, but was always worried I wouldn't. I didn't really have a strong male influence in my life, and when it comes to things most guys learned from their dad, my list is pretty short. I'm trying my best to learn about football, mechanics, and life so that I will have something to pass on to him. I'm thankful for my family, both psychopathic, and blood. Without you, I wouldn't get to be thankful today. I honestly don't think I'd be alive to write this email. So many thanks to you all especially, for waking me up. You got me to snap out of the chaos that was overwhelming me. That was 13 years ago, when I was 9. If my brothers friend hadn't been wearing a Carnival of Carnage shirt, and bumping your jams in his car, who knows when I would have connected with you all through your music. It was the greatest

                therapy I could have imagined.

                Thank you,

                      Los, Lettes, and Family love is what I have to be thankful for, not just in November but all year long. A good beer and a bowl go a long way, as well as the company of my wife. Most Thanksgivings were small and cheap as i grew but never knew any differant. Didn't matter at all. I was young and now that I have my own family i realize that those are the moments to be thankful for. Homies that get you stoned when your broke or just down on our luck. Random ninjas that offer you a ride in the cold and old dudes that buy beer for minors. I'm Thankful for neden and the condoms that kept the kids from being mine. But most of all I'm thankful for life created for our enjoyment and the right to praise the lord in a free country. Whoop whoop!

                purplErock The Creeper

                      Dear Family, On the 21st and 22nd before Thanksgiving I have decided to donate my time with some fellow ninja's at the Palomino Elementary School located in the "Square" in Phoenix, Arizona. This elementary school has over 300 kindergarten students all of whom their families lives in poverty. There is a small group of us donating our time in teaching these children how they can get healthy and stay safe. We are also helping out donating food and time in the school's kitchen to help ensure that as many mouths that are hungry; they will be feed in these evening. We give our thanks to all of those who are willing to sacrifice their time to help our community and families.

                Ninjette Raquel

                      I live in ghetto flour bluff (corpus christi, TX) which is methhead/homeless central, this year like every year, I cook, bake a shitload of pies, feed my family, ma, pops, close friends that have no family to be with and I invite all the homeless peeps I see a few weeks before to swing by my house for food and homemade pies. Usually I get a few that think I'm full of shit until they swing by, i hook em up with a plate, some pie and usually if we got any left a beer. Happy thanksgiving ninjas!


                      My story is... I plan to volunteer next week to help those in need. Then I am going to eat dinner with my fam. I have already donated food. I am always thankful. I volunteer all the damn time. WHOOP WHOOP!

                Ryan Hawley

                      I am a proud Canadian. When we have Turkey day at my place; WE all give thanks to the simple things in our lives. Family, food, friends, love, our jobs and most of all…being at the table together as one. We always have a bomb ass dinner. Talking about a turkey that feeds 8 of us and then some, stuffed with stuffing…DUH, mashed potatoes, peas, corn, cranberries, sweet potatoes (Yams), turnip, squash. And deserts consists of Lemon meringue pie, pumpkin pie, homemade apple pie and strawberry rhubarb pie. At the end of the diner we all indulge into great conversations. Happy Thanksgiving to the 'los and 'lettes south of the Canadian border. MMFWCL.


                      What up ninja's. This is going to be my first thanksgiving home from deployment from Afghanistan. I left for deployment May of 2010 and came home for my mid tour leave two months after to see the birth of my second child, but i missed it by a

                few days, i went back when she was 2 weeks old. This thanksgiving i am going to be focusing mostly on my 4 year old Trinity Sue and my 1 year old Kenzie Ann. My wife and i are going to be inviting some single soldiers from the barracks and have them over with us seeing as they can’t spend it with their families. I am thankful to have survived a year in Afghanistan and to be home with my family and be able to get the freshness of being home. I am also thankful to my homies Stephen and Ashley Brock, Marcus Brock, Jeremy and Cheri Lappin, Daniel (DEENO) Southworth for the contiuned support i recived from them while deployed, and my wife Brandy Erp for her suporrt while deployed

                Skyler Erp

                      For the first time in many years, we will be having guests for Thanksgiving, over our neighbors who we have adopted as family. We have lost family and friends not only this year but within the last three years so it is important to us to have this gathering. I have learned that the family you have is not just by blood, its those who stand by you through all of it. They have definitely done that. I hope all of you are able to do the same, this year. I will keep every one of my extended Juggalo family in my thoughts and hope for better things for all of us.

                Much Clown Love to the Fam,
                Tony Carter

                      sooo wat im doin for thanksgiving,really,isnt much. This chick that i love is coming over to my crib, with some bomb ass thanksgiving food and me n her are just gonna post up,toke up,get fucked up,and go fuck like some wild monkeys in the amazon jungle,fuck ya,one love fam


                      This year in the Dirty Duval (Jacksonville, FL) we are throwing our 1st annual Juggalo Family Thanksgiving. It is something we have talked about for a long time and are finally able to commit to this year. Everyone is contributing something and we are going to get stoned and get fat! I'm always so thankful for my family =D


                      My name is Beci n I am 31 yrs old. I use thanksgiving to show those who matter most to me what they mean to me. I aint talking about my blood family, they get all the other holidays. No, Thanksgiving is for my homies. I like to cook a big ass meal with all the fixings. Like big enough to feed ALOT of people. Thhen I invite everyone over. Everyone who cant stand their family, everyone who dont have a family, anyone who cant get to their family. I make everything from scratch, and it usually takes a couple days to get everything done. There have been years where pickings were slim, but I still did the best I could. There have been years where all I had was some small ghetto kitchen, years where I was so sick i was delirious (but still cooked up some good ass food), years where I can say I literally put blood sweat and tears into the food. Thanksgiving is a special time for me, a time i set aside for the family i choose to have. Not my blood family, who seem to love to piss me off n ruin every holiday, but my real fam, my true friends, the people who I kno will have my back, no matter what. Aint that what Thanksgiving is all about?

                Beci Mongeau

                Hatchet HeraldPage 5November 18, 2011

                      Yo i got a question for anyone in the hatchet family. How would a ninja go about sending in a tape to ya'll? I know you guys probably arent lookin hard for new meat, but a ninja's gotta follow his dream. WHOOP WHOOP! MMFWCL

                Scott baker
                San Diego, CA

                      We love getting demos from Juggalos and Juggalettes! There are so many insanely talented artists out there and it makes us fuckin’ geeked to know we’re hearin’ some flavor that so few people have.

                      And we’re always on the lookout for new artists. We never really stop. So if you’re an artist who thinks you have what it takes you can send your demo into the following address:

                P.O. Box 620
                Farmington, MI 48332

                      Just keep in mind that we get a lot of demos daily. Make sure you set yourself apart from the pack!

                - Psychopathic Records Ninja

                      Dear ICP, Are You Guys Fans Of Marilyn Manson And Have Yous thought Working With Him a ICP song with Marilyn Manson are a Marilyn Manson with ICP and how about asking him to perform at the gathering?

                Barstow, CA

                      Marilyn Manson wants way more money than we can afford to perform at the Gathering. We have no real interest in doing anything with Marilyn Manson, however if he asked us to spit a hot sixteen on his album we wouldn’t refuse.

                - Violent J

                      Wat up my question is for DJ Clay before you Started performing at psychopathic records parties, events, wrestling, and shit how did this all started

                Boston MA

                I was DJing clubs and house parties. Renting out studio time and delivering pizzas.

                - DJ Clay

                Hatchet HeraldCLASSIFIEDSNovember 18, 2011

                Nov 17,2011

                Every Mutha fuckin Time I get a successful Fucking Social network,So Bitch Ass hater Hacks it or some Bitch site closes it down.I;m bout to fucking snap.WELL guess its back to the drawing boards and a pawn shop to get my gun out.

                Nov 15,2011

                Support your local Underground

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                What up Juggalos n Juggalettes.Man this month n next month is filled with show,NOVEMBER to DISMEMBER 11-26-2001
                My homies Bloodtooth Records will be on that on and BOONDOX/MARS show in Covington,Ga on 12-06-2011 and also BTR will; be on ABK's show in Atlanta on 12-07-2011.Busy schedule for them.Bankrupt Records will also be on the ABK show and Nov to Dismember.Them On Dec 31.2012 its the 2012 Mini gathering at run around sues,check the Flyers out for further details on all the shows.
                I'm gonna start adding videos everytime i update,til next time WHOOP WHOOP n MMFWGJCL


                The Big Hurt: November Juggalo update

                Persecuted, sued, and snitched on
                By DAVID THORPE  |  November 15, 2011
                Much clown love, my ninjas! While most Juggalo coverage nowadays centers on the annual Gathering, I feel it's important to make periodic off-season check-ups on the state of the clown nation. Not least of all because, as you've no doubt heard from every single person on earth by now, the FBI recently characterized the Juggalos as a gang — whether or not we agree with the assessment, it underscores the importance of keeping an eye on this vibrant subculture.

                (Personally, I think it's absurd. Clowned-up teens have perpetrated the occasional food court beatdown or machete murder over the years, but the vast majority of Juggalo crimes are cultural ones. To classify every Juggalo, Juggalette, and whoop-whooping sufferer of Insane Clown's Palsy as a violent gangster is too broad a stroke; most of them are just peaceful, low-wattage outcasts looking for a place to belong.)

                The big news this week: Psychopathic Records is being sued for ripping off spooky Halloween tunes! According to, horror-music purveyors Midnight Syndicate are suing ICP's label for more than $2 million for the unlicensed sampling of several of their terrifying recordings, including "The Haunted Nursery," "Halls of Insurrection," and "Raven's Hollow." But will the Juggalo Nation shrink before this threat? Never! AllHipHop commenter Whoozat Juggaloz lays it out: "Whoop Whoop! No FN way! Our Fathers jacked beats and made amazing creations to feed us kids? Hey we GANGSTA yo . . . JRB and our Fathers gotta do whatever it takes to keep the Family happy and not hungry. You all know what happens when millions of psychopathic wicked clowns don't get fed, right?"

                In another devastating blow to the extended Juggalo family, TMZ recently broke the news that Psychopathic Records acts Twisted and Blaze were arrested in Tampa, Florida, for felony marijuana possession. For the full story, I turned to venerable Insane Clown journalism source, which raised disturbing allegations:

                Eye wittnesses [sic] who have asked to remain anonymous say that former Blaze's formerhypeman J-10 and Tampa, FL resident was confronted by JCW's [Juggalo Championship Wrestling] Corperal [sic] Robinson about threats of violence twoards [sic] Psychopathic Records artists and staff as well as gossip and rants being posted via social networking websites when he ran to his car and sped off while being approached the wrestling star [sic].An hour later officers made the arrests.

                J-10. . . . boasted of his accomplishment of "ruining the show" on his Facebook page before retracting his statements and deleting his status updates. His Twitter account was marked private moments later.

                In an hourlong interview posted to YouTube, J-10 laid out his beef with Psychopathic Records, but vehemently denied being a snitch. "As for the snitching, hell no," J-10 said. "This is a modern-day witch hunt." He even went so far as to track down the official police report, which seems to indicate that cops were called in by a hotel employee who witnessed some Juggalo drug use. Will we ever know the real story? Will we ever care?

                Also arrested in the affair was hardworking Psychopathic Records compatriot Picklez.

                Perhaps in response to all this mayhem, Insane Clown Posse's official Twitter has been filled this week with the classic tears of a clown: "What is it about us? Why am I so picked on? Fucked with?," they ask. "Even in a sucsessful [sic] band, our fans are then picked on. They make FBI gang list." Furthermore: "Why all the negitive [sic] heat around my whole life? Even in this lil paradise world of Juggalos, theres [sic] a bigger world around it, which hates us."

                However, a true Juggalo always triumphs over adversity: "Its [sic] always been there and always will. So those with this curse, we bond togeather [sic] and we fight it. We freak it and we shine hard regardless."

                For more Juggalo info, check out the latest Hatchet Herald dispatch, or listen to the twice-weekly WFuckOffRadio broadcast; you can find it by visiting and clicking the picture of a radio with big-ass nutz.

                Read more:

                Nov 9,2011

                CP’s Featuring Freshness – AVAILABLE NOW!



                It’s finally here, Juggalos and Juggalettes! The latest release from the Insane Clown PosseFeaturing Freshness, is now available for purchase on the newly revamped as well as in stores nationwide!!

                This release contains two discs absolutely packed to the edges with the best features from the Insane Clown Posse’s career! The best fuckin’ part? They’re all handpicked by Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope themselves! These are the joints that they felt were the best of the most badass!

                Disc one is called “Family” and features the Insane Clown Posse along with their homies and labelmates of Psychopathic Records! We’re talkin’ aboutTwiztidBlazeABKBoondoxDJ Clay! And AMB!

                And on disco two, “Homies”, are all of the features and collabos between ICPand artists who were welcomed as honorary members into wicked shit fold!Three 6 MafiaCapital E! O.D.B.Mack 10Kid RockSnoop DoggBryan AbramsTech N9neBushwick BillFresh Kid IceFish N GritsMC Breed!Tone ToneVanilla Ice!

                As an added bonus Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope also stepped into the Lotus Pod with three artists to record brand new, never been heard before collabos made especially for this album! We’re talkin’ about Paris! Big Hutch! And Afro Man!

                Don’t delay, Ninjas! Get your Insane Clown Posse fix now by headin’ to your nearest retail store or go straight to to order your very own copy of Featuring Freshness!


                Not really Georgia news but fuck it.

                Mt. Hope High Settled Down After Violence, Threats

                BRISTOL — Routine has returned to Mt. Hope High School, days after taunts and a fight sent one student to the hospital and, overnight, escalated into an online war of words that included threats of violence.

                #Principal Donald Rebello came over the school’s PA at 8 a.m. Friday to implore students to remain peaceful, and he warned them that threats — either made in person or on social networking sites such as Facebook — will be taken seriously.

                #“There will be a strong police presence throughout the day,” he told students during his speech. Two officers stood just outside his office, and two more stood just outside the school’s side door.

                #“We’ll have an extra presence all day,” said Bristol Police Lt. Steven Contente.

                #The trouble began with a verbal exchange between two students on the bus ride home Wednesday afternoon. One of those involved was a member of the ‘Juggalos,’ a group made up of fans of the hardcore rap group Insane Clown Posse (ICP). Later that evening, a series of Facebook postings made by Mt. Hope students referred to the bullying the Juggalos receive at school.

                #On Thursday morning, five Juggalos arrived at school wearing face paint and makeup similar to that worn by ICP. District Superintendent Melinda Thies said Principal Donald Rebello believed the students’ physical appearance “created unrest” and the students were sent home.

                #All was relatively quiet until 2:30 p.m. when two boys, one 15, the other 16, exchanged words while waiting for the bus outside the high school. According to eyewitnesses and footage from a video security camera at the school, the 15-year-old threw a punch at the 16-year-old, and the victim fell to the ground and hit his head. His assailant ran off, but was caught by the school’s resource officer soon after.

                #Police and rescue were called and took the victim to the hospital, where he was treated and released. The assailant was taken into custody and charged with assault.

                #The victim, although not involved in the morning incident with the students wearing clown makeup, is believed to be a member of the Juggalos group. After the assault, additional social media posts raised concerns that the group may retaliate, prompting further police investigation.

                #“Lyrics from a song were taken and posted on Facebook,” Lt. Contente said. “There was a comment in the lyrics about mass murder that we took very seriously,” he said.

                #Five students, accompanied by their parents, were taken to the police station Friday, where the students gave statements regarding the incidents. Based on the perceived threat, one student’s home was searched for weapons.

                #“Parents were very cooperative and concerned,” Lt. Contente said. “Students were very cooperative and remorseful.”

                #Word spread through social media quickly on Thursday. Ms. Thies said that absenteeism on Friday was high in response to the fear of violence that could have been carried out during the school day.

                #“This is not a violent group,” Lt. Contente said. “They’re not a tightly organized group that we know of. To say there’s a violent group at the school is not true. They’ve never done anything in the past. We’ve never heard of them before. This was a first.”

                #However, two components made the incident a serious concern, Lt. Contente said. First, the seriousness of the assault, with the solid punch in the face, apparently committed with the intent to cause serious injury. Whether or not the assailant was verbally provoked is still under investigation.

                #The second concern was the threats posted through social media.

                #“If there’s any threat on social media, we’ll follow up on it. We have to determine if there’s a threat. We look at postings as a warning,” he said.

                #After Thursday’s assault, Ms. Thies said her office received two phone calls from parents who were aware of the messages posted through social media, but were not contacted by the school department of any precautions that would be in place.

                #“We didn’t have enough in the way of details,” Ms. Thies said of the school’s decision not to use the telephone messaging system to inform parents of the situation. While the investigation was still developing, school officials didn’t want to relay incomplete or incorrect information.

                #As a precaution, police presence was heightened inside and outside the school on Friday. Additional police were present for Monday’s arrival; however, it appeared that normal activity had resumed.

                #“Certainly, violence is not tolerated,” Ms. Thies said on Monday. “This has not been part of the high school culture at all.” While police are still investigating the incident, Ms. Thies sees the need to reinforce the message of tolerance among students, particularly at the middle school and high school levels.

                #The students involved in the incidents were not in school on Monday due to the disciplinary action imposed by the school for their role in inciting unrest. They are expected to return this week.

                Odd Future: why do fans cheer for abusive performers?

                Earlier this week, photographer Amy Harris filed a report with NOPD pressing simple battery charges against Odd Future MC Left Brain, whom she says slapped her in the face while she was shooting the group’s set at the 2011 Voodoo Experience.

                Odd-Future-AP-2011-Voodoo-Fest.jpg.jpgAdrienne Battistella/PictureGroup/ AP IMAGESRapper-Producer Left Brain of the hip hop collective Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All shouts profanities and assaults female photographer in photo pit during the 2011 Voodoo Music Experience festival at City Park on October 30, 2011 in New Orleans

                The incident had been much in the news in ten days or so since the show;Rolling StoneMTV, the LA Times, and others all picked up the story. The band’s reps issued a statement denying Harris was slapped, and Voodoo sent out an email apologizing for the band’s behavior.

                New Orleans photographer Erika Goldring was in the pit during Odd Future’s set, shooting for Getty Images. (So was Offbeat contributing photographer Skip Bolen: read his account of what happened on the magazine’s website.)

                Bolen and Goldring both pointed out that festivals and big-venue gigs offer a tidy solution for artists who dislike being photographed: close the pit. Odd Future’s public statement about the incident claimed they told “the photographers to clear out multiple times.” But they didn’t have to; Voodoo would happily have done it for them, if asked.

                ““I thought the banter was just theatrics,” Goldring said in an e-mail. “I mean, if they really hate photographers, why not just ban them from the pit? There is no reason to be nasty. It's really sad that the band thinks their behavior is acceptable.”

                Offbeat reported yesterday that though Left Brain was back in New Orleans to attend a performance by Odd Future-affiliated artist Frank Ocean on November 5, NOPD could not make an arrest because the report was as yet incomplete.

                Whether Left Brain actually intended to hit Harris or not, consensus is that the group of MCs were being horrible jerks onstage. Their worst invective was reserved for the photographers in the pit (and their swats and kicks did connect with some equipment) but plenty of insults, if more playful ones, were sent out to the moderate afternoon crowd that was hooting, cheering them on and rapping right along even as the performers sneered at them and threw water bottles.

                Lots of artists – Eminem, Odd Future themselves, and Insane Clown Posse, whose Juggalo fan base was recently federally classified as a gang, to name a few - use language and lyrical content that’s totally repellent, replete with misogyny and violence and other unpleasant things. (The Village Voice published an essay pegged to the Odd Future phenom, pondering why we love music filled with hate and what, if any, our moral responsibility is as an audience, about a year ago.)

                Some performers, like Varg Vikernes of the Norwegian metal band Burzum and Virginia horrorcore rapper Syko Sam, actually burn down houses and kill people. Let’s place Odd Future’s smack talk, and camera-smacking, somewhere in between. They’re not without precedent. Sex Pistols fans picked up on “gobbing,” or spitting wads of phlegm at the band and one another, because lead singer Johnny Rotten did it to them (though in his autobiography, he claims he just had sinus problems.) G.G. Allin physically assaulted audience members – and also threw his own feces at them. Fans of Lil B have a strange catchphrase in which they ask the rapper to, in less polite language, have sex with their female partners. Then, of course, there’s the famous “insult comic” tradition, in which audience members hope to be the one singled out for abuse.

                Obviously, there’s a difference between Odd Future whacking and swearing at photographers, who are there because it’s their job, and yelling rudely at fans, who one assumes are there because they want to be yelled rudely at.

                So what’s going on there with the latter group? Is the weird identity transference that happens when watching a performance so strong that the fan identifies with the artist, even when he or she is the victim of abuse coming from the stage? Is attention from a famous person such a fabulous thing that it doesn’t matter if it’s negative? Is the energy that comes from genuine transgression really exciting – like a “Fight Club” thing? Or are people just crazy?

                What do you think?

                Nov 4,2011

                Hatchet Herald
                November 04, 2011
                IN THIS ISSUE:
                SEE ABK LIVE

                MORE TO COME


                RADIO REVAMP

                AXE THE QUESTION

                SEE IT NOW: ABK'S
                HOLIDAY BLAST

                      The Hatchet Warrior is hittin’ the road, ‘Los and ‘Lettes! As of the printing of this article ABK is on tour and bringin’ his Holiday Blast NATIONWIDE!

                      There is no fuckin’ show like an ABK show and these dates are not to be missed! When you hear the beat of those wicked Native drums and then he starts droppin’ fiery lyrics left and right? It has to be witnessed live to fully grasp the magnitude of what a fuckin’ BADASS he is!

                      ABK is also bringin’ out some brand new funky fuckin’ flavor for this latest show! He’s callin’ them the Warrior Tribal Packs! This is your chance to take your ABK show experience and bump it up to the next fuckin’ level!

                      This is the break down. Once you have your ticket for the ABK show closest to you, just head over to! There you’ll be able to grab your very own Warrior Tribal Pack!

                      Included with the Warrior Tribal Pack is a personal meet and greet with ABK before the show, two stickers (1 ABK, 1 Warrior), a warrior bandana, an ABK flat,

                The House of Bricks
                3010 SE Grant St.
                Des Moines, IA 50315
                Doors: 4:00PM

                The Roxy
                2549 Welton St.
                Denver, CO 80205
                Doors: 5:30PM

                The Union Station
                2419 N Union Blvd.
                Colorado Springs, CO 80909
                Doors: 7:00PM

                Club Sound
                579 West 200 South
                Salt Lake City, UT 84101
                Doors: 6:30PM

                Amped Performance Center
                415 Central Ave
                Albuquerque, NM 87102
                Doors: 5:00pm

                The Juggernaut
                412 N. 9th St.
                Gallup, NM 87301
                Doors: 6:00PM

                The Ft. Defiance Chapter House
                Corner of Navajo Rd. Rt. 112
                & Navajo Rt. 110
                Ft. Defiance, AZ 86504
                Doors: 7:00PM

                an ABK poster, an exclusive VIP laminate, and the Weekend Warrior DVD!

                      That’s a whole lotta flavor comin’ your way in the Warrior Tribal Packs, but that’s just how ABK rolls for the Psychopathic Fam!

                      Also joinin’ ABK for this tour will be none other than the homies of Psychopathic, Michigan’s very own Smokehouse Junkiez! They held it down on stage during ABK's Orange/Black Shows and now they’re back to do it all over again!

                      Just peep the dates below to find the ABK show closest to you! Hit up for more details and don’t forget for your very own Warrior Tribal Pack!

                      And for anyone who is peepin’ out the dates and says “but he ain’t comin’ to my town”, just WAIT! This is only the first leg of the tour! In December ABK will be hittin’ the road again for part TWO of ABK’s Holiday Blast! There just isn’t an excuse to miss this, ‘Los and ‘Lettes! Be there!

                Top Deck
                515 E. Main St.
                Farmington, NM 87401
                Doors: 6:00PM

                5851 E Speedway Blvd #D
                Tucson, AZ 85712
                Doors: 6:00PM

                Club House
                1320 East Broadway
                Tempe, AZ 85282
                Doors: 6:30PM

                House of Rock
                511 Starr St.
                Corpus, TX 78401
                Doors: 7:00PM

                Stereo Live
                6400 Richmond Ave
                Houston, TX 77057
                Doors: 7:00PM

                Curtain Club
                2800 Main St.
                Dallas, TX 75226
                Doors: 7:00PM

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                Hatchet HeraldPage 2November 04, 2011

                AMERICAN PSYCHO
                TOUR WRAPPED – BIG 
                PLANS LEFT FOR 2011!

                      It’s one for the Hatchet History books, Ninjas! The American Psycho Tour took over the nation!

                Photo by: Nik Walzak –

                      With an absolutely jaw dropping line-up! Tons of dates with minimum days off! Mind blowing stage sets! V.ery I.mportant P.sychos! A shit ton of big surprises! And most importantly, with the help of the JUGGALO ARMY!

                      We knew straight off the bat when it was the Insane Clown Posse and Twiztid hittin’ the road together that we were going to be witnessing somethin’ fuckin’ legendary. Add in their special guests of Blaze as well as Wolfpac? Well, fuck yeah! That’s just how the American Psychos roll!


                      While Halloween night marked the end of the American Psycho Tour, we know that this will be an event you’ll be hearin’ about for years to fuckin’ come. This will be the tour that tops everyone’s list of favorites, it’s just inevitable!

                      But you know when it comes to Psychopathic Records there ain’t no time to just chill out and bask in the glory of what just went down. That’s not how we do! There are still two months left in 2011 and everyone here at Psychopathic Records is dead set on endin’ this year as big as it has began and been since January to now!

                      While the details are still in the works, you know the Hatchet Holidays are comin’ up mighty fuckin’ quick and the Psychopathic Family constantly goes all out for that shit! You never know what shows will be comin’ up! What events the fam will be puttin’ on! Or what surprises are in store for the Juggalos and Juggalettes!

                      Without a doubt, 2011 has been one of the biggest fuckin’ years for the roster of Psychopathic Records, but there’s no rest for the wicked.

                      And the best part about 2011 drawin’ to a quick close, Ninjas? It means we get to do it all over again in 2012! But we’ll make it fuckin’ BIGGER! BADDER! And BETTER than anything you’ve ever seen before!

                      But let’s not get ahead of ourselves, Homie. Just keep an eye out on for more big things comin’ your way!

                Hatchet HeraldPage 3November 04, 2011

                HAS BEEN OVERHAULED

                      Your top spot for official Psychopathic Records merchandise has been givin’ a big fuckin’ facelift, Homies! Everything has been broken down into easy to navigate sections to make sure no matter what you’re lookin’ for, or even if you’re just browsin’, you’ll be able to find flavor fast and easy!

                      But we’re talkin’ about more than just a brand new look! There are a shitload of new features goin’ on behind the scenes that are goin’ to make your experience that much easier and fresher!

                      The first brand new feature is somethin’ y’all have been askin’ for and we were able to add into this new version of! You now have the ability to make a personal login account for! This will make your checkout process even faster by allowing you to store multiple shipping addresses, view and track your orders, as well as much more!

                      And the best part is that signin’ up for an account is FAST. Really fuckin’ fast! In a matter of seconds you can be hooked up with your own login that gives you access to even more features of the site!

                      Speaking of more features, there is now also a wishlist feature! With the Hatchet Holidays comin’ up this is the perfect way for you to share what you want from with others, or tell your homies to send their wishlists your way!

                      It’s really fuckin’ simple. Every single item has an “add to wishlist” option. Just click that shit! That’s it! Add as few or many items to your wishlist as you want and when

                it’s all said and done you can go right into your account, to the “my wishlist” section, and you can share that bitch! It’s as simple as typin’ in someone e-mail address and then BAM! They know exactly what you’re lookin’ for!

                      Can’t figure out what to add to your wishlist or what you want to buy for yourself? NO PROBLEM! now offers the “compare” feature. On every item it says “add to compare”. Once again, you can add as few or many items as you want. They get added to a list right on the left side of the site.

                      When you’ve got everything added you’re lookin’ into, just hit COMPARE! Then a brand new window will pop up that will give you a side by side rundown of everything on your compare list! It breaks down details from the biggest to the smallest so that you can make an educated decision about what you want to spend your hard earned cheddah on!

                      We could go on and on about the new flavor of but the best way for you to find out what’s goin’ on is to just hit up the site yourself and check it the fuck out! And to really stay in the loop for all things give the brand new a follow for up to the minute news, contests, and more!

                      It’s all goin’ down at!!

                Hatchet HeraldPage 4November 04, 2011

                COMING SOON:
                RADIO REVAMP

                      This has been in the works for a minute, Juggalos and Juggalettes, but the light at the end of the tunnel is in sight! We’re taken the beloved WFuckOff Radio of Psychopathic Records and completely reworking this shit into something extraordinary!

                      Wait a second, you don’t know what WFuckOff Radio is? Alright, you’re about to get schooled! WFuckOff Radio is Psychopathic Records very own internet based radio station. It broadcasts two nights a week from 9:00 – 1:00am EST and it’s absolutely free to tune in! All you have to do is hit up the site during broadcast hours to hear your favorite artists hosting their very own shows LIVE! You can even call in and get on the air with them!

                      Have to work? Have some other fuckin’ bone gettin’ in the way of you tunin’ in? NO PROBLEM! Every

                single episode is archived and ready for you to either stream on your computer or download and stick on your favorite MP3 player! That way you’ve got WFuckOff Radio with you wherever you go!

                      Now, let’s get into the NEW SHIT! As of right now WFuckOff Radio is on a brief hiatus while we get all of our gear broken down and moved into the NEW radio studio! This studio has been decked out with state of the art equipment and it looks cool as hell.

                      Want to see for yourself? You’re going to be able to! This brand new

                studio is comin’ equipped with multiple cameras so you won’t just be able to hear what’s goin’ down during the show, but you’ll also get a look into the madness while the hosts are live on air!

                      Also comin’ into this new radio mix will be a slew of brand new shows! We’ll still have all of your old favorites hosted by Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, Twiztid, Blaze, ABK, Boondox, and everyone else who has been down since the very beginnin’! But there will be new formats! New names! And new faces comin’ your way to livin’ up the airwaves!

                      And in all of this revamping we’re putting the final touches on a brand new site to contain all of this flavor and new features! And we figured, what better way to welcome this new aged era of radio than by giving WFuckOff Radio a whole new tag!? Something all encompassing that let’s everyone know what it’s about! Well, be on the lookout, Ninjas...

                JUGGALO RADIO is coming soon!

                Hatchet HeraldPage 5November 04, 2011

                I was just curious is Twiztid goin to continue wit there Terrible Tales of the TWIZTID comic?

                Sand Lake, MI

                      We have considered it. I was really unhappy with the artwork as I'm a Super Comic Book Head but if we do it again I'm not gonna rest till we have someone from the comic world participate in some way. Even if it's a "Fuck You Excelsior" from Stan Lee inscribed in the liner notes.

                - MADROX

                Yo, what up? This is a question for Violent J. So, I read Behind The Paint, and I was wondering, did you ever cross paths with the evil Wool family later on? And if so, did you kick their asses?


                      No, I never crossed paths with them, thank god. Because if I did, I wouldn’t be here answering this question. I would probably instead be locked up in Jackson state penitentiary.

                - Violent J

                I didn't get to see the american psycho tour, but will icp or anyone else do vip packs in the future?

                killa kris

                      The VIP packs offered during the American Psycho Tour were something Ninjas had been wantin' for a minute and we feel they turned out DOPE! ABK is on tour offering Warrior Tribal Packs and we're sure they're always possible for more artists in the future.

                Hatchet HeraldCLASSIFIEDSNovember 04, 2011

                October 28, 2011

                Reading through the latest National Gang Threat Assessment from the Justice Department's National Gang Intelligence Center, Wired's Spencer Ackermancame to a section that surprised him.

                From the federal report.
                Enlarge National Gang Intelligence Center

                From the federal report.

                National Gang Intelligence Center

                From the federal report.

                It seems that along with the Crips, Bloods, MS-13 and other gangs causing problems across the nation, there's also the Juggalos.


                They would be, "fans of the shticky rap group Insane Clown Posse," as Ackerman says.

                Or, as the center's report says rather dryly in a footnote: "traditionally fans of the musical group the Insane Clown Posse."

                According to the center, Juggalos are a "loosely-organized hybrid gang [that is] rapidly expanding into many U.S. communities."


                And, "although recognized as a gang in only four states, many Juggalos subsets exhibit gang-like behavior and engage in criminal activity and violence. Law enforcement officials in at least 21 states have identified criminal Juggalo sub-sets, according to NGIC reporting."

                What have they reportedly done?

                "Crimes committed by Juggalos are sporadic, disorganized, individualistic, and often involve simple assault, personal drug use and possession, petty theft, and vandalism. However, open source reporting suggests that a small number of Juggalos are forming more organized subsets and engaging in more gang-like criminal activity, such as felony assaults, thefts, robberies, and drug sales. Social networking websites are a popular conveyance for Juggalo sub-culture to communicate and expand."

                That analysis doesn't quite line up with some of Wired's other reporting about ICP and the Juggalos.

                Last year, the magazine looked at how ICP has built a large following and wrote about the group's "pop-culture sleeper cell of fans, who call themselves the Juggalos (so named for a 1992 ICP song, The Juggla)." And it reported that:

                "Despite a sizable population of female fans (dubbed Juggalettes), ICP's following is made up mostly of young white men from working-class backgrounds. They tend to feel that they've been misunderstood outsiders their whole lives, whether for being overweight, looking weird, being poor, or even for just liking ICP in the first place. It's a world where man boobs are on proud display, where long-hairs and pink-hairs mingle, where nobody makes fun of the fat kid toweling off."

                Newser) – If rappers Insane Clown Posse have a show in your town, lock your windows and bolt your door: Their fans, who call themselves Juggalos, are officially a “gang threat,” according to the FBI. Their inclusion in the 2011 National Gang Threat Assessment apparently puts them in a league with the Bloods and Crips, notes Spencer Ackerman at Wired. The agency says the “loosely-organized hybrid gang” is “forming more organized subsets and engaging in more gang-like criminal activity.”

                “Although recognized as a gang in only four states,” the FBI says, “many Juggalos subsets exhibit gang-like behavior and engage in criminal activity and violence.” The Feds cite thefts, drugs, and felony assaults among the Juggalos’ crimes, noting that it can be “difficult to classify them and identify their members.” The agency points out the Insane Clown Posse connection only in a footnote.

                FBI report warns of growing Juggalo threat

                Published: 11:18 PM 10/28/2011

                The FBI has included the devotees of campy ‘horrorcore’ rap group Insane Clown Posse on a list of major gang threats, alongside Crips, Bloods, MS-13 and the Hells Angels.

                Presumably, that makes the platinum-selling duo Joseph “Violent J” Bruce and Joseph “Shaggy 2 Dope” Utsler the kingpins of a vast criminal army in clown make-up.

                Juggalos, as the rabidly enthusiastic fans are known, “are rapidly expanding into many US communities,” the report warns. “Although recognized as a gang in only four states, many Juggalos subsets exhibit gang-like behavior and engage in criminal activity and violence.”

                First reported by Wired’s Spencer Ackerman, the FBI report makes the bizarre allegation that the Juggalo threat is expanding in New Mexico in particular because of their affinity for Native American culture, mentioning their connection to the rap group only in a footnote.

                “They are attracted to the tribal and cultural traditions of the Native Americans residing nearby,” says the report, based on National Gang Intelligence Center data-gathering.

                The group is expanding, thanks to social networking, which is “a popular conveyance for Juggalo sub-culture.”

                The report adds, “transient, criminal Juggalo groups pose a threat to communities due to the potential for violence, drug use/sales, and their general destructive and violent nature.”

                They have a large gathering in Illinois each year, a four-day Woodstock for their odd, often violent counterculture. At last year’s gathering, Tila Tequila was pelted with rocks and feces. This year’s festival brought Lil John, Flavor Flav, Busta Rhymes, George Clinton and Charlie Sheen. There was one casualty.

                Oct 24,2011

                ICP, Twiztid, Blaze, Big Hutch, Legz Diamond, Mike E. Clark “Where Do We Go From Here?” Music Video Premiere! 
                Peep the promised world wide premiere of the latest joint from the Psychopathic Records family! It’s called “Where Do We Go From Here?” The song was written in one night, then recorded the next morning, and the music video was filmed down and dirty style that afternoon! It’s got some raw behind the scenes flavor of the 2011 American Psycho Tour as well as cameos from Psychopathic homies and the Juggalos! Watch it now!

                Oct 23,2011

                You can watch Insane Clown Posse's HALLOWICKED show on pay-per-view

                Insane Clown Posse, the face-painted rap duo who rap lyrical horror stories, spray massive amounts of Faygo on attendees at their concerts, have their own fan base following called the Juggalos, and are self proclaimed as “The Most Hated Band in the World”. 

                If you are looking for entertainment this coming Halloween night, then you must attend, or at least watch the live broadcast of Hallowicked and witness the Wicked Clowns perform at their most anticipated show of the year.

                ICP has been celebrating Halloween night for the past 17 years by throwing a massive party in Detroit called Hallowicked. This coming October 31 marks the duo’s 18th Annual Hallowicked show, which will feature performances by ICP and their label mates Twiztid and Blaze Ya Dead Homie.

                This is how the band's publicist describes the night:

                Dancing Zombies + Insane Clowns + Musical Horror Stories Rapped Over Catchy Beats + Face Painted Juggalos Covered in Faygo + Most Entertaining Event on Halloween night = HALLOWICKED!!!!

                The official Hallowicked after party will immediately follow at St. Andrews Hall, which will feature JCW matches and a performance by Wolfpac. But, iif you are not able to attend due to location the show will be broadcasted live via internet pay-per-view at All pertinent information for the events may be found below:

                Hallowicked After Party
                St. Andrews Hall
                431 East Congress St
                Detroit, MI 48226
                Doors 10 p.m.

                Internet Pay-Per-View
                Starts 6 p.m.

                Twiztid and Blaze get mug shots....

                The rap duo Twiztid, along with rapper Blaze, all three of whom are currently on tour with the Insane Clown Posse, were arrested in Tampa, Florida yesterday. Theywere charged with felony possession of marijuana and misdemeanor possession of marijuana.

                In the picture below, from left to right are Jamie Spaniolo and Paul Methric (Twiztid) and Chris Rouleau (Blaze). They were all released this morning on a $2,500 bond. 

                Cops arrested them after smelling the marijuana from outside and promptly searching their bus. They found marijuana in a sandwich bag, as well as some being prepared for rolling. They confiscated 110.6 grams of marijuana in total.,,,,,,,,,,,,(What I heard was some lil bitch narced them out,,,,Chrisco)


                Oct 21,2011

                Hatchet Herald
                October 21, 2011
                IN THIS ISSUE:

                AMERICAN PSYCHO TOUR



                FAMILY FOCUS

                AXE THE QUESTION


                      As of today there is only a little over a week left for you to get your fix of The American Psycho Tour. This massive traveling show has been on the road since late last month and it shows no signs of slowing down!

                      Countless stories have been pouring in from Ninjas all over the nation (some can be read on page 2!) but there is one similarity between all the tales of ‘Los and ‘Lettes lucky enough to hit up the American Psycho Tour… They had the time of their fuckin’ lives!

                      The first thing that let everyone and their mutha know this tour was going to be unlike anything we’ve ever seen before was because of the line-up! Any Insane Clown Posse concert that you go to is goin’ to be pure adrenaline and Faygo. Any Twiztid show you hit up is going to have all the serial killaz in the house rockin’ wit the dead.

                      But when you take those two absolute powerhouses of entertainment and combine them together on the road!? The world just ain’t fuckin’ ready for that sort of devastation but the Psychopathic Family don’t give a fuck!

                      And as if the wicked clowns and the demented duo weren’t enough to make you get out the fuckin’ house and go see this show, they brought along two very special guests! The first is their labelmate and long time homie, Blaze! And the second are staples of the wicked and wild side of music, Wolfpac!

                      When are you ever going to be able to see a lineup this massive!? Is has been fuckin’ years since the insane clown posse, Twiztid, and Blaze have hit the road together! So, who knows how long it will be again for the stars, moon, fuckin’ planets, and alien UFOs to align so this happens again!? We have no idea so that’s why missin’ this tour just ain’t a fuckin’ option!

                      Now, while that concert alone is massive enough, the American Psychos pulled out all the stops for this tour. They have added so much extra flavor and

                Photo by: Nik Walzak –

                freshness that they have left a trail of flipped wigs in the wake of their tourbus!

                      One of the biggest and best things that have been goin’ on with this tour is the VIP packages. Now, these ain’t just any VIP packages. This ain’t for very important people. These are for the Juggalos and the Juggalettes! The V.ery I.mportant P.sychos!

                      For every single American Psycho show, including Hallowicked, you can head over to to purchase this wicked ass package which contains a shit ton of flavor. A SHIT TON, Y’ALL! You get let into the venue an hour early so that you can meet & greet with ICP, Twiztid, and Blaze! You get an American Psycho Tour shirt! The American Psycho Tour EP! A souvenir lanyard! And it lets your participate in the historical Faygo Armageddon that goes down at the end of the show on stage with your Juggalo family! Like we said, that can be picked up on and is not something to miss out on! We’re tellin’ you now!

                      There have also been a few underground supergroups lurkin’ around this tour. The first one is Dark Lotus! They have been runnin’ their own tour dates alongside the American Psycho dates. The five petals of the Lotus are alive and strong and comin’ to your city!

                      The other group has been causin’ nothin’ but havoc on the road. It’s the Psychopathic Rydas! They have been hittin’ up the American Psycho after-parties makin’ their bandana clad brothers and sisters fuckin’ jump to their down and dirty (and ganked) beats!

                      The reasons to witness this tour are just pilin’ up, ‘Los and ‘Lettes! But the days to see it are runnin’ out! If you don’t have your tickets for the American Psycho Tour yet, what are you waitin’ for!? Head to to peep the dates. The Very Important Psycho package for all dates as well as Hallowicked can be found on! Dark Lotus tour dates as well as after-party info can also be found at!

                      You have the info you need, Ninjas! We’ll see you there!

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                      The American Psycho Tour is goin’ strong and we’ve been hearin’ non-stop stories from ‘Los and ‘Lettes about how off the hook this tour has been! Really, there have been so many dope stories that we wanted y’all to send them into us so we could share them with the fam!

                      We put out the call and in absolute homie fashion the Juggalo Nation answered! We got countless emails from Juggalos and Juggalettes sharin’ their tales of the American Psycho Tour. We read through each and every single one of them and, honestly, we wish we could post them all. Some of them made us laugh our asses off. Some of them touched us. Some of them left us a little fuckin’ confused, but y’all had a good fuckin’ time through the madness so what more can you ask for!?

                      While there isn’t enough room for us to post all of the stories, we picked out a handful of them to pass along. This is the reason for shows. It’s not just about the music at an ICP and Twiztid concert. It’s about the family and the memories you make with them!

                      Enough from us. Peep YOUR STORIES from the American Psycho Tour below!

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                      This was my first icp show fucking amazing was right up front for a bit but before twiztid came out i had given up my spot for two lettes and now im with my babe that i met at that show fucking amazing WHOOP WHOOP!!!!!! MMFCL

                Colbe – Ontairo, CA

                      Last year i was celebrating my 19th birthday with a bunch of my close friends. Around 4am this kid and a couple of his friends showed up and started creating problems with everyone there, all of sudden the kid cracked me in the head with a 2x4 and knocked me out cold. I had a seizure and was unconscious and without breathing for 3+ minutes. I awoke in the hospital and i couldn't speak or feel the right side of my upper body, the doctors told me i probably wouldn't speak again and there would be drastic changes to my everyday life. I laughed and (kind of) said I'll be back to normal in a month. Two months later i was in Worcester, MA front row for the Happy Daze Tour, screaming every word at the top of my lungs! Then Shaggy walked to the front of the stage and played Birthday Bitches, as if he knew, as if he was giving me the birthday that I wasn't able to have. One year and 5 months later I once again am in Worcester, MA and front and center for the American Psycho Tour this time, the entire show was explosive from start to finish and the Worcester family is always off the chain. But the truly special moment for me was getting to sing happy birthday back to Shaggy with the rest of the family. To me it’s just another small example of the magic that is The Dark Carnival and how it brings us all together. All and all, it was and absolutely amazing night that I will never forget.

                Aj - Shithole, CT

                      I went to the show in Philly on October 16th 2011. Best time of my life. Well anyway i have been going to ICP shows for 16 years now. Well I can say that this was the best one yet. I tried to come up with a crazy? For Jay that would stand out.. Well i think it worked. I asked Jay what he did with his shoes after every show? How does he get them dry every night b4 the next show. or does he were wet faygo fill Well he told me that he wore them for 5 shows and washed and dried them in between each show... SoOoOo,, i looked down and said can i have them.. He looked at me like WtF, and said "What Do You Have A Thing For Feet?" well no i dont but to own something of jays would be awesome and i dont think anyone else has sneakers right off his feet. Any Way after the night went on and they Rocked that place. we went on stage at the end. We all went crazy with the faygo and i walked to the back of the stage with him and told Jay Ummm I still want your Shoes.. lol He popped them off and said there ya go. I said HOLY SHIT THANK YOU! and ran back on the stage holding his Sneakers Up. Showing them off like I just won a million dollars ..Rofl. I had them outside showing them to people and no one be leaved me untill people started looking at their pics of that night and saw them on his feet.. Well then i had lettes kissing them and people were flippin out that Jay Gave me His Kicks.... I am So geeked to have them. I will be getting them put in a case until ICP comes back to Philly where i will bring them with me to have him Tag them up for me! hint so yeah all them were cool as shit. and Jay made my life! Love all Of you and cant wait to see all of you agen for another 16,32,48 plus years,,rofl.. Thank You Jay For Your Faygo Filled Sneakers...

                      pS they are still covered in Faygo confettii and feathers, and still tied toads the insides just how he tied them.


                      My boyfriend and I attended the Philly show on October 16th and we got the VIP passes since my birthday was the 17th. When we were lined up in the VIP line and we were a little worried because there was so many people doing VIP. We went into the room where ICP, Blaze and Twiztid were and the room was fucking fresh. It had some really cool lights and the piano was awesome. Despite our worries the meet and greet was amazing. I didn't feel rushed or like I just had to get my signature and go. Everyone was just mad respectful and would hold a conversation with you. Than we were told to line up on the side before 11pm to get ready for faygo Armageddon. We were all amped up for faygo Armageddon and as you stepped on the stage it was a fucking fresh feeling. At that moment it wasnt about ICP or anyone else for that matter, it was just about the you and the juggalos. It is totally indescribable. It was the best feeling ever to get off that stage and start my 23rd year covered in faygo and having such a epic night. Thank you Psychopathic records!

                Desaree - Old bridge NJ

                Photo: Nik Walzak –

                      Went October 15th for worcester mass. I had bought my homie one because she has been down for over 15 years and has never met any of the artists before. She cried when i told her i bought her a pass for the show. For a month i was telling everyone at work about how my goal was to get a picture with twizid but of course i got much more. i walked right over 2 blaze and got a hug and a picture and told him how i was happy he was back in worcester. After that i walked over to jamie madrox and got a hug from him also. Then i got my pic with him and proceded to paul. I mentioned how i saw them at the gotj and they said they would be in worcester once a week if they could and he said yup. i then got pics with shaggy and violent J and told Jay how they were the shit for doing this. Towards the end i waited and got on stage and was throwing faygo right next to jay and i looked over at him and he looked back and smiled at me and i couldnt stop smiling. its been almost a week and i still cant stop talking about this concert. Thank you all for making this the best day of my life.And makin this my homies best night also.

                Amie G

                      Me and my ninja went to see the American psycho tour in Pittsburgh pa, it was one of the best show I have ever been to, and I have been going to shows and gatherings since 2004. I am a stay at home mom of a 20 month old and I never get time off, and this being one of my only times was MIND BLOWING! i was up front the whole time having the TIME of my life, the sets were amazing, I saw shit I’ve never seen them do before. I hope there is more shows like this to come :) thank you psychopathic for making a moms night out EPIC!


                      The Amercian Psycho Tour was wicked. We ended up buy 5 tickets so we could look out for our homies turns out only half of them were true homies so we had to hit the fam to get rid the rest of the tickets... then we didnt have a ride then we found one but we wouldnt of been able to go to the after party ...last minute we got our own wip so we got to go to both Whoop Whoop.... When we got there meet true fam. Who happend to have two extra VIP tickets so we got to go backstage meet the FAM get autographs,pictures, tee shirt, cd's, and got to throw faygo off stage for the second time (old shit tour). What started off as a bad day turned out to be the greatest day of our lives Were some lucky ass juggalos Whoop Whoop MMFWCL

                The ones and only Juggalotus N Shaggalette

                      It started off with a drive from Kentucky to Grand Rapids Michigan. Once I got to the venue, hung out with the family, including Poppy, whom I meet this year at the Gathering. With plenty of time to kill, I also spent some time around the side entrance talking to crew, venue workers and the Hotties with Wolfpac. The main reason for the trip was to do the "VIP" experience. A chance to meet and hang with J, Shaggy, Madrox, Monoxide and Blaze, A dream of a lifetime. After kicking it with everyone, some pictures and autographs, I asked J about getting on stage for Faygo Armageddon, and he said "Let’s make that happen. On the way back our, I ran into Mike E. Clark for a minute. Went back down to catch Wolfpac's set, then Blaze, Twiztid and last but not least ICP. At the arranged time, I was stage left, got to go hang back stage with everyone, then run up on stage and let loose with a shit load of Faygo......It was well worth the trip. So much that I'm going to the Columbus Show (VIP) and Hallowicked in Detroit (VIP again).......MMFCL

                TheKid Juggalo

                      Rammed where to start. Me and my best homie were geeked about the show all that day. It was at a new venue here in slc and we were excited to check that shit out. So we were

                waiting to go and I noticed that we could go VIP without having to have shit shipped to us, so in the blink of a eye we were flying down the freeway to get to a computer with a printer. We barily made it by the three o clock cut off. I glad we did. I've been to every icp show since the wicked wonka tour and this was the best show yet. VIP was crazy! Getting on stage with the fam was unforgettable. One minute violent j was standing next to me and the next I can't breath or see shit because three of my homies are emptying faygos on my head. It was the best day of my life! Whoop whoop!


                      I've been a fan of ICP and Twiztid for about 3 years now and was so nervous to go to this concert! I had been to other artists concerts before an had VIP passes before too, but the American Psycho Tour by far is the BEST CONCERT i've ever been to. I was nervous about getting to meet Violent J, Shaggy, and the whole Psycho Crew on tour because i hadn't been a fan as long as most of the people there. My experience started as soon as i got out of the car with the people in the parking lot chanting " FAMILY". Right then, i knew everything was going to be alllllll good. Violent J was amazing talking to my boyfriend and I about what music really is all about and he even liked my boyfriends Wallet so much HE TRADED HIM FOR HIS WALLET. Not to mention being on stage with ICP while throwing and getting drenched in Faygo was amazing.But the true story is that I will never forget the feeling of being with ICP, Twiztid, and Blaze and feeling like I belong, with the artists and with all the Juggalos & Lettes. My boyfriend always used to tell me i would never understand fully on what a Juggalo was until i went to one of the concerts and felt the love of the family. I can say now that i fully understand what it is to be a JUGGALETTE and am proud to consider myself one. WHOOP WHOOP!!!!


                      My uncle introduced me to the wicked shit several years back, and when we heard about this tour we bought our tickets fast. It was our first ICP show, so we were both geeked as hell. Of course we knew about Juggalo's strong family love, but we had never experienced it before. It was exactly how its described... it was AMAZING. The show was the best i have ever been to, i felt i had got my moneys worth before ICP even came on. All the bands were great, Blaze and Twiztid killed it, and ICP left us with our brains imploded. Youtube videos are NOTHING like the real deal, after that show i KNOW i will be down for life. Whoop whoop and MCL fam.


                      went to the pittsburgh show with my friend. it was her first show from them! was only three people away from the stage and was getting soaked in faygo. me and my friend got split up so i went outside to smoke a cigarette. meant a super cute guy and started talking to him. we went back inside and i grabbed his hand and we got as close as we could. we were dancing together and getting soaked and as soon as the lights came on i leftwithout saying goodbye. oh and i can't forget to add in all the black and blue marks i got from getting hit ;) but so worth it. the best night of my life.


                Photo: Nik Walzak –

                      i went to the show on oct 18th in raleigh nc. It was my first time. I went with my boyfriend of 1 year, and his brother and a few friends. When we got to the show i was amazed by the warmth from the family. I felt for the first time that i belonged. As the show started with blaze, i was floored. I have never seen so many people just being their selves. Once Twizted came on i was down in the homies by the stage. When ICP came on my boyfriend pulled me close and told me to get ready. I was clueless on what was going to happen... I got soaked to the bone by all the faygo. I screamed and chanted like there was no tommorrow. I loved trying to miss getting hit by the bottles. But it was a joy to get soaked. As the night ended, i was sad. I wanted the night to go on forever. I cant wait till the next tour and the gathering next year. I might see you there.

                Your Juggalette Brandi

                      Saw the 1st show of the tour in grand rapids, mi. 9/26/11 1st show ive ever seen from anyone at the hatchet and my wig was completetely blown off i still cant find it! Seen vids of concerts but it was 1000 X's better in real life! So much lo love, faygo showers outside b4 the show, it was cool as shit. My heart was racing when the inros started for each artist, so much intensity, when ICP came out the fucking crowd exploded! I freaked a lil lol twiztid and blaze fuckin rocked, when they were all on stage at the same time was like once in a lifetime opportunity to see that and it was dope, white t was brown after all the faygo, came home with 5 bottles lol and would like to thank shaggs for the 2 liter to the face lmao MMFWCL WHOOP WHOOP!


                Hatchet HeraldPage 3October 21, 2011


                      Just a little over a week separates you from greatness, Juggalos and Juggalettes. We’re talkin’ about the release of the highly anticipated album from the Insane Clown Posse, Featuring Freshness!

                      It’s available for pre-order right now on but it’ll be officially droppin’ all over the fuckin’ nation on November 1st! That’ll be the day you can get your digits on this compilation album handpicked and put together by the Insane Clown Posse themselves!

                      Not only did Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope go through their entire catalog of features to find the biggest and best bumps to put on this album, but they also dove into the studio with

                the likes of Paris, Big Hutch, and Afro Man to record brand new tracks to add into the classic flavor!

                      But there is a whole lot goin’ on with this album, two fuckin’ discs worth to keep your earholes entertained for a long ass minute!

                      The title says it all for disc one. Family! The Psychopathic Family to be exact! This disc contains songs of the Insane Clown Posse with features from their labelmates and homies for life. You’ve got Twiztid, Blaze, ABK, Boondox, DJ Clay, and AMB all roundin’ out this disc!

                      Disc two reaches out past the Psychopathic roster but doesn’t lose any of the fire, it’s all about Homies! On this disc you’ll be able to hear joints from ICP and Three 6 Mafia! Capital E! ODB! Mack 10! Kid Rock! Snoop Dogg! Bryan Abrams! Tech N9ne! Bushwick Bill! Fresh Kid Ice! Fish N Grits! MC Breed! Tone Tone! And Vanilla Ice! And like we said before, it had brand new tracks with Big Hutch! Afro Man! And Paris!

                      Make sure you have ICP’s Featuring Freshness right when it drops on November 1st by goin’ to now and pre-ordering your copy! Then it’ll be delivered straight to your door nice and easy like!

                      Or just wait until the day of, Tuesday November 1st, to head out to your local store and scoop the freshness for yourself. It’ll be available nationwide!

                      For more about Featuring Freshness and ICP hit up!

                Hatchet HeraldPage 4October 21, 2011

                FAMILY FOCUS:
                A WORD WITH
                WILD HANDZ

                Juggalos have a bad rap. It’s unfortunate and true. The mainstream wastes a lot of their time focusin’ on the negative aspects of the Insane Clown Posse as well at the Juggalo Nation without ever shinin’ light on the good that all you Ninjas do.

                There are Juggalos who have come up with great ways to not only support their fellow ‘Los and ‘Lettes, but they also work to help others in need. This could be through can drives, volunteering, and a ton of other ways.

                Well, we wanted to start takin’ a moment now and then to focus on the Juggalos and Juggalettes who are doing something inspiring. Who are lookin’ at what the world thinks they should be and sayin’ “Fuck that! Imma do my own thing!” Because we know just as much as y’all do that Juggalos and Juggalettes come in endless combinations and we want to spread that word.

                This first ‘Lo we want to focus on was found through YouTube. He has an entire channel dedicated to signing the lyrics of Insane Clown Posse and other underground songs. It was dope as hell to us because it was something we had never seen before and it was amazing to see someone who wouldn’t let anything get in their way of enjoyin’ ICP and spread the message to others who might be in the same boat as him.

                His name is Kirk and we caught up with him through his channel at He was cool enough to answer some of our questions. Check out the fresh interview below and make sure you peep his videos!

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                HH: There are a lot of people who have viewed your videos that keep coming back to the same question, so let’s clear it up right from the start. Are you hearing impaired or did you learn sign language because you know someone who is hearing impaired?

                Kirk: I am hearing impaired with 95% deafness, I was born deaf, I grew up deaf. My parents both are hearing impaired, my sister is hard of hearing, and I also have 2 aunts who are deaf too. All the rest are hearing.

                HH: When people generally think of someone who is hearing impaired they don’t naturally think of them as having a passion for music. Has music always had a heavy influence on your life?

                Kirk: My first music was Nightmare Before X-Mas. I was pressing my ear up to the TV and the first song was "This Is Halloween", I fell in love with the sound of the words and the beats. I also had my older sister whose hearing, she was always listening to music, so I was always listening to different kinds of music with my sister. A lot of deaf people I know aren’t really into the LYRICS, they just want to feel the beats. Myself, I love hearing the words and the beats. It just inspires me to live my life, because hearing people and deaf people aren't so different. 

                HH: How did you find out about the Insane Clown Posse and Psychopathic Records?

                Kirk: It was about when I was 19 or 20... I went over to one of my friend's house who I didn’t see for a long time, I met her boyfriend who's a Juggalo. And he's hard of hearing, we both had love for music. I was into Rap music such as Outkast, Old school Eminem, David Banner, TuPac, and to be honest with you, I didn’t know nothing about ICP before that. So my Homie started to sign some songs, showed me ICP music, and I totally fell in love with the beats, the words. The way they didn’t give a fuck what people was thinking about them, or what they was saying about them. They was being who they were, just like I am who I am.

                HH: What made you decide to start creating these YouTube videos of you signing the lyrics for all of these Psychopathic and underground songs?

                Kirk: I was looking around on Sign Language Music on YouTube. I noticed other deaf people were using ASL, American Sign Language, with random artists such as


                Nsync, Lady GaGa, Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, etc. And having learnt ICP music from my homie, I figured if other deaf people could make videos, why shouldn’t I? So, I picked the songs that I could hear the words so I could sign it to everyone who would enjoy it.  By the way, I use SEE, Signed Exact English, it’s where I would sign EVERY word for word. So people everywhere would understand every word that’s being said. And I think it’s harder doing songs in SEE than ASL, but that’s just my opinion.

                HH: And how long have you been doing it?

                Kirk: I have been signing music my whole life. But signing the Psychopathic Records, I been signing it since I fell in love, but as far as making videos, I would say about few years ago when I had my old YouTube account. I shut it down and made a new one, which is WildHandz.

                HH: What sort of feedback have you been receiving on your videos?

                Kirk: I've had some deaf people saying I should be using ASL, but hey, I'm gonna do my thing. HAHA. I don’t really get much haters, but I have gotten a lot of LOVE from Ya'll Juggalos! Oh yeah, sorry about the squeaky chair, I didn’t know!

                HH: How do you decide what songs to sign?

                Kirk: I had to look around for songs that I can hear the words, then I practice at it. 

                HH: Is it possible for people to request songs?

                Kirk: It depends, it has to be a song that I can hear the voices clearly. Which isn't easy with ICP or Twiztid or anybody in Psychopathic Records, but I still love their dope beats!

                HH: Did you come up with the sign for Juggalo or how did that come about?

                Kirk: Well, my homie Toby said Juggalos is same thing as clowns, so we decided that the sign for Juggalo would be same as the sign for Clown.

                HH: What do you want ‘Los and ‘Lettes to know about their hearing brothers and sisters of the Juggalo Family?

                Kirk: Did you mean DEAF? If that's the case, try to get involved with them, learn sign language. Don’t be leaving them out. Being left out in a hearing family aint a fun thing. I went through that shit. FAMILY is FAMILY, don’t matter if u can’t hear, can’t see, can’t walk... TREAT THEM WITH LOVE just like u would like to be treated.

                HH: Take the floor to give any shout outs and final thoughts to everyone reading!

                Kirk: First off, I would have to give my shout out to Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope for publishing my video. This wouldn't have been possible without them showing me some love. And I would like to thank my main homie, Toby for introducing me to the WICKED SHIT! A Shout Out Everybody working their asses off at Psychopathic Records to keep it wicked! A Shout Out to all YOU JUGGALOS all over the WORLD that’s keeping it wicked! A Shout Out to all YOU JUGGALOS showing me LOVE! A Shout Out to all YOU JUGGALOS that’s subscribed to me! A Shout Out to Mary J for keepin me BLAZED!

                But seriously, YOU are who YOU are. Live ur life the way YOU want it. I been doing this shit for long time, there were times when I wanted to give it up, quit at everything, but I got my homie, my family, everybody out there supporting me! Everybody out there working hard with their music, DONT GIVE UP!  If Justin Bieber made it with his crappy music, then YOU CAN TOO!! If you got a dream, try to live it!


                Hatchet HeraldPage 5October 21, 2011

                In the song "The Show Must Go On" by ICP on the Riddlebox there's a voice that describes an evil carnival. Who's voice is that? Is that an excerpt from a movie? If so, what is the name of the movie?

                Ape Boy Dallas,Tx

                It’s Violent J slightly slowed down and EQed to make him sound like some kind of creepy narrator.

                - Violent J

                Who does that bad ass scratching on "Wax Museum," Shaggy or Mike? Whoever it is give them phat proooooooooops and allow them to smash it in the other's face!


                Shaggy did the scratching and Mike came up with the incredible bass line to that song. Wax Museum is one of my all time favorite Dark Carnival-ish sounding songs of our entire career. I fuckin’ love Wax Museum.

                - Violent J

                What in the hell is Jamie saying in the beginning of Bussyoheadopen?

                Ruthless Ninjette

                "Turned 2 the Back"

                - Madrox

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                Oct 14,2011

                Tech N9ne And ¡MAYDAY! Discuss Controversial New Song "The Noose"

                Tech N9ne And ¡MAYDAY! Discuss Controversial New Song
                Exclusive: The Kansas City King and a former MTV battle-rap champ breakdown the meaning behind their U.S. troops-inspired controversial collabo from "Welcome to Strangeland." Save for a brouhaha instigated by parents, and inflamed by local media, this past April following the choice of a Kansas City high school as the backdrop for his and fellow K.C. artist The Popper’s “For The Mo” video, Tech N9ne has remained remarkably free from controversy in an otherwise celebratory 2011 for the king of independent Hip Hop (and star of Lil Wayne’s Tha Carter IV).

                But never one to hold his tongue, Tech will be closing out the most successful calendar of his 20-year career with a bit of controversy thanks to his daring new song, “The Noose” .

                In addition to the song serving as a platform for Tech to tackle a touchy topic, the second release from his forthcoming fourth “Collabos” album, Welcome to Strangeland (due on his 40th birthday, November 8th), following last month’s leak of album bonus track "Beautiful Music" , will also function as the formal introduction to the masses of Strange Music’s latest addition, the six-member Miami-based Hip Hop band¡MAYDAY! The sextuplet is comprised of co-lead emcees Bernz and 2003 “MTV Battle II” champion Wrekonize, along with producer/keyboardist/guitarist Plex Luthor, percussionist NonMS, drummer LT Hopkins and bassist Gianni Cash.   

                Yesterday (October 12th), Tech and Wrek took some time before the Tucson stop of the Lost Cities Tour to talk to HipHopDX for the world premiere of the Plex Luthor-produced, Wrekonize and Bernz featured “The Noose” and addressed the song’s controversial title, its suicidal subject matter, and its intended purpose to support the struggling rather than shock the easily offended.  

                HipHopDX: In 2010 there were nearly 300 suicides of U.S. service members, and I know from your lyrics that this song was meant to be a tribute to the troops, but I have to ask if you have any concerns about [Wrekonize’s] line, “I’m hangin’ up the noose now, waitin’ for the end,” being interpreted by struggling troops in a way you never intended? Tech N9ne: Man, I think for anybody going through that much hell, you [want to] predict your end and you don’t want nobody else [doing that for you]. I don’t condone suicide, but I’ve been around people that’s been in the war and was like, “Man, you kept me from killing myself [with that line from “Psycho Bitch II”], because I didn’t wanna go by the hands of another man.” I hear that every day on the tour. A lot of the troops that made it back come to me like, “Man, over there you just got me through it. A lot of days I just wanted to kill myself.” 

                And [Strange Music co-founder] Travis [O’Guin], when I did that song with ¡MAYDAY!, he said, “Hey man, you think you’d ever wanna go perform for the troops?” And I was like, “You crazy? I don’t care what’s going on over there, I’ll go to Afghanistan. I’ll go wherever!” I got a passport. I will go to show my appreciation, ‘cause I know it’s hard over there, man. I know it is, ‘cause I hear stories. 

                The fact that somebody would wanna take their life because it’s such hell over there, [that] touched me. And I had to speak on it. At first, I wasn’t sure if people would agree with what I said. I said, “For the young soldiers who, do exactly what they’re told to do / Damn, do exactly what they’re told to do / Defend their country and uphold the crew, but give my one and only soul for you? / Ese, that’s a hell of a job description / I don’t know if my God’s with this one / But I guess it’s the laws of sick men, send out youngn’s and they fall the victim / Of an evil clan’s plan / That’s why I be sayin’ blam !/ ’Cause on 9-11 I realized our fate is in another man’s hands.” I was speaking about George Bush. … It’s like, I had to touch on it, but when I first did it I was like, “I hope I don’t offend nobody.” But [then] I was like, “Fuck that! I don’t care if I offend anybody, that’s how I truly feel.” And I know that’s how a lot of these parents feel too. And I know it’s a lot of these young cats, and older cats, that go over there [that] feel the same way. So I just had to speak from a soldier’s point of view, because I’m out here with ‘em. They come to my shows, and they tell me stories. 

                I just did [a song] the other day with my group, K.A.B.O.S.H. It’s my Rock project. Our first song we ever did, it’s called “God of War,” and we speaking from a soldier’s point of view.  

                When I wear my soldier boots, it ain’t ‘cause I’m trying to be stylish, it’s because they over there fighting so we can fuck off on tour like this. I said [on “The Noose”], “While we chillin’ on tour, on the bus gettin’ sucked off / Know a family’s grieving ‘cause war is receiving their peeps and they’re crying their butts off / That’s why I give so much, when I flow bust / Why we got it so good? ‘Cause it’s so rough / For the young soldiers who, do exactly what they’re told to do.” 

                It’s crazy. And, I’m out here in it. I ain’t over in Afghanistan, but they are, and they come over and they say, “Tech, man, your music – ‘Riot Maker,’ ‘The Rain’ and all that – that really got me through over there. It’s just, being in that desert, it’s just horrible, man. It was so many days I wanted to take myself.” And I’m like, “Damn! Take yourself?” Ain’t that crazy?                            

                DX: Yeah. So you see “The Noose” more as a deterrent than any sort of encouragement? It shouldn’t be interpreted [that way]?

                Tech N9ne: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. When ¡MAYDAY! had that verse, and had that whole chorus, when I heard it I said, “Where is that going?” He said, “Nowhere.” I said, “I need it for my album.” 

                One of my homegirls was like, “I don’t know about naming it ‘The Noose.’ And you black,” and all of that. And I’m like, “No, to me it’s just saying I don’t wanna be taken by another man. I don’t want my fate to be in another man’s hands. So I’m hanging up the noose now, waiting for the end.” That’s how I looked at it. 

                I don’t condone suicide at all, because if you believe in The Bible [it says] that’s everlasting life in hell. So, I don’t condone it, but I understand …. Let me be the reason why I die. Not saying that I’m condoning suicide, but damn, some of these people think like that. 

                DX: Now, you mention in your verse that you visited wounded soldiers at Camp Pendleton. Tell me about what motivated that visit, and what happened during that visit.

                Tech N9ne: They asked for me. That’s how much my music touches the troops. And when they called, they said, “I know you guys are on tour, but during the morning of this day what will it take to get Tech and some of the guys to come visit some of the wounded soldiers?” And we said, “It don’t take nothin’. Let’s go. They’re the reason why we’re doing this … and being safe.” 

                So, they called for me, and I came. And what I saw, man … These cats are younger than me. Dude, I’m about to be 40 [on] November 8th. I might move on stage and look like I’m 23 or 26 or something, but no, I’m about to be 40-years-old, man. And when I saw these 22 [and older] cats, man … with no legs, and in wheelchairs … they left hand is like a big, skin boxing glove – it’s skin, but it looks like a boxing glove [because] his fingers are gone, blown off by bombs and shit – it just hit me like, “Oh my God. This is real like a muthafucka.” We already know it’s real, but when you there and you see it – and they was so nice: “Thank you, Tech. Thank you so much” – I’m like, “Damn, I was just writing music from my heart, I ain’t know it was gonna touch everybody like that.” 

                When I went to Camp Pendleton I left there … I was like pretty fucked up, man. Like, we cry about the littlest shit over here. “Man, my bus ain’t right.” “This bus is dirty.” “Aw man, y’all ain’t got no chicken? Y’all got all pork ….” We trippin’ on shit like that, and these muthafuckas are over there taking bullets, and losing limbs. It just made me see [that] we got it great. We got it great, and these young dudes over there fighting for our freedom, homie. Fighting for other folks freedom over there [too].

                It’s a controversial song. For one, it’s called “The Noose.” I had people say, “Maybe you should change the title.” It was already called “The Noose” before it got to me. And, I loved it. ¡MAYDAY! is – all of ‘em, they’re just wonderful artists. I’m so proud to have ‘em on my team because they brought that out of me. [Starts singing] “I’ve tried writing this letter now, several times before / When the party’s over and the liquor is no more.”

                DX: I can’t believe that’s former MTV battle-rap champ Wrekonize singing that.

                Tech N9ne: Yes! That’s him. He’s talented. Talented! Had that shit, played it for me on the last tour we were on, and I said, “I need it.” And when I sat down with it, that music, it just brought out Camp Pendleton. 

                DX: About the theme of “The Noose,” was your intention in what you were saying Wrek that you don’t want another man to take your life, you wanna be in control of that decision?

                Wrekonize: Yeah, it was that, and it was also – Initially, it was more about just that feeling you get when you’re so fed up with shit that you don’t really know what to do, you really don’t know how to face any more of the shit that’s going on in front of you.
                And then to take it into your own hands basically, to not get taken out by someone else. But it was definitely about a fed up feeling, and feeling like, “Damn,” when the negativity in the world gets the better of you. You’re overwhelmed with it and that’s the feeling you get. 

                DX: Do you have any concerns at all that your line, “I’m hangin’ up the noose now, waitin’ for the end,” along with Bernz’ final verse detailing an attempted suicide, might be interpreted by suicidal troops in a way y’all never intended?

                Wrekonize: Um … I didn’t think – Well, ‘cause what happened was I wrote the joint before we went on the road with Tech. And it was kind of open-ended, it just had the first verse on it and the hook. So we didn’t really know what we were gonna do with it. We didn’t know where we wanted to put it. And then, once we played it to Tech [N9ne], he was like, “I’d love this for [Welcome To] Strangeland.” So we’re like, “Cool.” And then once he wrote his verse, he was telling us that he had just gone to Camp Pendleton. So he was telling us that he really wanted to take it to that area, ‘cause he had felt so strongly about his visit there. So then once he added that – ‘Cause I already had some concerns about [the song]. It’s definitely morbid, and the suicide stuff is a very serious note to touch upon. [But] I didn’t really think about it too much until I heard his verse, and then … I didn’t want it to have a negative effect, but at the same time to know that – I have friends that are in the military that have that feeling when they’re [depressed]. 

                So I feel like in the end, even though it does touch upon a negative outlook on it, and it has a very morbid outlook, it’s something that sympathizes with the way that they might feel, which I feel like turns into a positive thing in the end.

                Oct 13,2011

                Fred Durst Gets CBS Sitcom
                Fred Durst.

                Fred Durst.Photo: Splash News

                Wait, what? Obviously, the CBS comedy brand has undergone an evolution in recent years -- witness the smutty Two and a Half Men, or the vagina-obsessed and possibly-too-mean 2 Broke Girls -- but it still feels a little bit weird to type the following words: CBS has signed a deal with Limp Bizkit star Fred Durst to star in a new sitcom. In the half-hour project, currently known as Douchebag (still weird!), Durst will star as a "rock legend" trying to juggle his family and his famous-person lifestyle, which will hopefully not include any failed, canceled comeback tours. We're this close to an Insane Clown Posse crime procedural, everyone! (Of course, we would watch the hell out of that.) [Deadline]

                Oct 9,2011

                Bout to start the new week 
                A new Hatchet Herald is out has AMB'S BONEZ DUBB INTERVIEW,which im exstatic about,just click the above link to see erythang whoop whoop,im out for now


                Tech N9ne | "Welcome to Strangeland"

                Oct 5,2011

                An Eye-Opening Look at the World of the 'American Juggalo'

                By Kasia Cieplak-Mayr von Baldegg
                Oct 5 2011, 11:55 AM ET

                Thousands of Juggalos, fans of hip hop duo Insane Clown Posse, converge each year for a music festival called the Gathering. This hypnotic documentary frames the hard partying, and often shocking, scene with a cinematic lens, connecting with the colorful cast of characters that call the Juggalos "family."

                Against all odds, the film doesn't feel exploitative -- these Juggalos seem to welcome a chance to defend and celebrate their subculture. Filmmaker Sean Dunne shares his insights into how to shoot for "as unbiased a view as possible," and his take on what Juggalo culture says about America, in an interview below.

                Viewer discretion advised: The following contains explicit language and some nudity.

                American Juggalo from Sean Dunne on Vimeo.

                The Atlantic: What inspired you to shoot the Gathering?

                Sean Dunne: I got the idea about a year and a half ago, maybe a little before last year's Gathering. From the little that I knew about Juggalos I could see them being rich, colorful subject matter. Until that time I had mainly done portrait-type documentaries and I was looking for a project that took me out of my filmmaking comfort zone. For a lot of reasons this was well outside of my comfort zone. Then there was a ton of media attention for last year's Gathering, I guess because Tila Tequilla had some sort of incident. The press that I saw coming out of there seemed a little obvious and easy and often elitist. The Juggalos were being picked on by everyone and they had no say in the matter. It was at that point that I decided that I would attend the next Gathering and give them a voice and make something in the vein of Heavy Metal Parking Lot.

                Was access an issue? You seemed well received by your interview subjects, who seem friendly and forthcoming on camera. Was it a challenge to connect to people? 

                Connecting with the Juggalos and getting them to open up on camera was surprisingly not an issue at all. I got the sense that they were anxious to be heard. None of the other media we saw there were actually speaking with Juggalos; they stayed by the stage instead and took pictures of them from afar, basically treated them like animals at a zoo. We got in there, spent most of our time deep in the campgrounds. When the Juggalos saw what we were doing and that they had a chance to speak their minds (or act like complete jackasses) on camera, they jumped at the opportunity. They would come up to us and ask to be interviewed. We were not at a loss for subjects; in fact, we had to turn some people down.

                The larger conversation in reviews of the film, and among commenters online, has revolved around what Juggalo culture says about America, whether it’s a counterpoint to Burning Man, or a symbol of an empire in decline. Do you see a larger lesson or revelation in the film?

                I think it's a little early to say exactly what the larger meaning is or if this will serve as evidence of the collapse of our civilization. I can tell you that being there opened my eyes to some things that are going on in American that I wasn't quite aware of. It was shocking how many of them didn't have phone numbers or addresses when they were filing out the release forms. I heard so many stories about how they were between houses or had just been kicked out or evicted. Heartbreaking stuff. Like it or not, this is a growing segment of society. Shit is really crazy out there right now. It's really easy to sit there and make fun of these people in the media; it's even easier to pretend they don't exist. For this I wanted to present these people in their own words, good or bad, however depressing or funny it might be.

                Your documentary style is often described as “cinematic.” Are there any filmmakers or films in particular that have influenced your work?

                When I first approached my director of photography, Hillary Spera, about this project I told her I wanted it to be Heavy Metal Parking Lot meetsKoyaanisqatsi. She got it right away. So for this film those were hugely influential. Besides that I'm a big fan of the work of Craig BaldwinRoss McElwee, the Maysles brothersErrol Morris and a bunch of other doc guys. I really like the movie Election -- might be one of the best ever. I could go on forever about this stuff, but I won't because it could get very boring, very quickly.

                The film begins with two minutes of atmospheric slow motion footage and music. It immediately forces the viewer to see a crass subculture in a new light. Was this a conscious strategy? How did you develop the visual style of the piece?

                While we were shooting I made sure we took plenty of time to just shoot the crowds, to be a fly on the wall and capture them behaving as they would had there been no camera present. When my editor, Kathy Gatto, and I started building the open we focused on trying to take something that to most people would register as ugly and offensive and make it look beautiful, captivating and somewhat hypnotic. We knew the open would make or break the film. You're already asking a lot of your audience to sit with this kind of subject matter for so long; it was crucial that we had them hooked from the first frame.

                The overall visual style was based on two things: first, that we took a deliberate, composed approach and thus contradict what the audience expects from a documentary -- especially with this type of subject matter. Second, we had to shoot in a way that didn't come off as too heavy handed in influencing the audience. To accomplish that, we decided that one of our cameras would remain on a wide 18mm lens, giving the viewer as unbiased a view as possible. The second camera would be used for cutaways and close ups, but the idea was to have this feel as if it were presented without commentary. For that reason we used fewer tight shots than I normally do in my films.

                What’s next for you?

                Lots. Most of which I'm not going to discuss with a publication that reaches so many people. But I have a lot left in the tank. Keep for updates.

                  October 3,2011

                What up Juggalos n Juggalettes,Chrisco here to let ya know I'm back mufuckaz,Whoop Whoop.I gotta get all this shit straightend out but keep ya eyes posted n keep it wicked WHOOP WHOOP

                July 16,2011

                Just found out the Rydas are coming out with a new album


                Fuck I gotta hurr up and get net.This shit sux borrowing peoples shit.,but the past mont has been  eventful for me and Gajuggalos.I got to work at a firework stand and was security at GIWA wrestling last weekend which was the shit,hope to get to do it again soon,me n my homie THE FREAK at the event


                Well shit Ill update again as soon as i get to another computer,MUCH MUTHA FUCKIN GEORGIA JUGGALO LUV WhoopWhoop


                June 16,2011
                What up took me a minute to get back on here,shits been a few show updates for yo asses out there.We got Boondox,Blaze,KMK.and Tech n9ne coming to Atl this summer
                BOONDOX and BLAZE comin to the A 
                Sticks & Headstones
                Date : 06/22/11 
                Venue : Masquerade 
                City : Atlanta, GA
                And my Homise Bloodtooth Records will be in the house
                KMK in the A  July 24 .2011  at the masquerade

                Techn9ne: All 6s And 7s Tour

                The LOFT Atlanta GA (Midtown) 
                Wednesday, July 27, 2011
                8:30 PM - 2:00 AM

                The LOFT
                1374 West Peachtree Street
                Atlanta GA (Midtown)
                Venue Details

                Min. Age: 21+ 



                April 20,2011

                HAPPY 420 Juggalos n Juggalettes,sorry i aint been around much been working my ass off and internet been slow as hell at the motels,MMFWCL

                April 7,2011

                Well im bout to head to work,,,,Did anyonyone check out that psy pay per view last night,i seen bits n pieces of it,im gonna see if i can stream that shit for yall,so check back later,headin out,i got more updates n shit when i get home in the morning, mmfwcl

                April 3,2011

                man i been up forever trying to get shit right on this fucking site again,this shit is easy but hard at the same time.I wanna get everything just right.I added pics n shit but it still aint the way i want it,i wanna do a brand new layout,i want it my way but i gotta use it googles way,fuck what was i thinking when i signed back up with google and godaddy, another fuckin year of bullshit,but ima find some new shit next year.I wanna upgrade the network too,the one i got kinda sucks ass but ill work this shit out,more new shit coming up,mmfwcl chrisco

                April 2,2011

                Man I fuckin hate that i missed the show in ATL tonight.I bet it was off the chain,but this job i have limits me on shit i wanna do.So I just sat home n been trying to fix alot of shit thaT is wrong with this site.I bout got it just stick wit me,,mmfwcl   chrisco

                March 28,2011

                What up everyone,tryin to get this shit rollin,any suggestions hit me up,i wanna have contest n shit,we need a new banner so if anyone can make us a new one hit us up.So i will be adding news n shit back soon too,i wanna do a new layout for this shit to.But since ning started charging out the ass we got a new social network for gajuggalos,its the link at the top of the page,so join that shit,i want it to be better than the fucking ning,Like i said im just gettin this shit back up ,so im still a lil rusty at some of the newshit

                March 27,2011

                Finaly bought the domain back now im, working on alotta bullshit since everything has changed so fucking much,but alotta fresh updates n shit is coming your mutha fuckin way homies,,,mmfwcl chrisco

                Been working on this shit for like 24 hours straight it seems,comi0ng along way and still have a hella journey ahead of me...fuck you ning