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Jokes

1. What do you call a group of unorganized cats?
A Cat-astrophe

2. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-Tickles 
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3. Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
All of the fans left

4. Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was two tired

5. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An in-vest-igator
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6. What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
A Bagel

7. What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality

8. What's a pepper that won't leave you alone?
Jalepeno Buisness
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9. What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter he still won't come

10. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta
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