Mr. Fritz

"There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person". -- Dan Greenberg

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Mr. Fritz has been teaching at CMS since 1992.  He currently resides in North Wildwood.


  • Mother Goose Nursery School
  • Lower Salford Elementary School
  • Indian Valley Junior High School
  • Souderton Area High School
  • Villanova University
  • University of Illinois

Cat Pictures:  Brindle 


Time for Mythbusters!


I Like Friskies


I like to read email


I like to nap on the keyboard


I don't like people


Are you evergoing to turn off the computer?


I like to watch football


I don't like this CD


I like Christmas


Get me some Friskies or I'll cut off your Internets!


I like to eat grass and then barf on the carpet


I am NOT crazy. Stop saying that. I am misunderstood.


I keep my files on a flashdrive


Yes, a cat on a scanner. It's a cat scan. Hilarious.