Forged in the fires of Mordor and written with the blood of virgins, The Blowfish is a fortnightly newspaper that consists of four groundbreaking pages written by the finest comedians this side of South Street. The Blowfish is the satirical newspaper on the Brandeis campus founded in 2006. It is published about every two weeks while Brandeis is in session. The paper usually consists of four pages but can be up to eight pages for special editions. As The Blowfish is a humor newspaper, it contains completely fictitious articles and "no articles or quotes are truthful by any means".