Songs for Science

Attached below you can download mp3's of songs that I wrote for science. Some are really dumb. You will probably want to make them your ringtone.

Musicians can find most lyrics and chords for some songs below as well.

Lyrics for Vertical Motion:

[guitar chords for intro/chorus E B - G

for verse/bridge: ]

Vertical Motion, Vertical Motion.

Any time you're in the air, vertical motion

Vertical Motion, Vertical Motion.

-9.8's your acceleration

You know that it's the same whether you jump, are launched, or you drop

Your speed is probably zero when you're at the very top.

Vertical Motion, Vertical Motion.

Any time you're in the air, vertical motion

Vertical Motion, Vertical Motion.

-9.8's your acceleration

Constant Velocity:

[Guitar chords for intro/chorus: D A G - D A G - D A G - D (stop)

for verse/bridge: Bm - G A]

"Constant Velocity" -

Like winning the lottery!

Physics answers for free.

Constant Velocity!

Teacher teaching some Physics course

Asks you to solve for all the forces

Acting on some stupid object

I need an easy way to solve it!!

"Constant Velocity" -

Like winning the lottery!

Physics answers for free.

Constant Velocity!

Solving this problem won't take much talent,

Constant velocity means forces are balanced

There's no net force, acceleration is zero,

You've just become a Physics hero.

"Constant Velocity" -

Like winning the lottery!

Physics answers for free.

Constant Velocity!

Still Attracted to you:

[Guitar chords for intro: E F, E F, G

Verse: C G Am F - except last line before first chorus ends in Em

Chorus: C G Am Em F]

I got a new apartment. I needed somewhere to put my trash.

So, I headed down to Walmart. That's where you caught my eye real fast.

The sight of your straight clean lines, your brand new plastic smell.

You were my trash can destiny and I knew it would work out swell.

Now I'm still attracted to you, and there's nothing that I can do.

It's a universal law, and it's governing us all.

It's based on our masses and the space in between us,

the more trash you hold the more I feel the genius

Of this perfect destiny that's made up of you and me . . .

and I'm still attracted to you.

Don't ride my case, I know things aren't the way they were before.

The honeymoon is over; don't blame me if I don't want to take you out anymore.

It's only natural - we need to separate so I can work and be with my friends

and the more distance between us the more it makes our attraction grows thin.

But I'm still attracted to you, and there's nothing that I can do.

It's a universal law, and it's governing us all.

It's based on our masses and the space in between us,

So I can run away and hide myself on Venus

No matter how I try to hide it, in the end I can't deny it . . .

I'm still attracted to you. Whoa.

I'm still attracted to you.

I'm still attracted to you.

Viscosity:

There are properties of matter you really got to know

Like density and buoyancy, that melting point of snow.

Viscosity's going up while them liquids going slow

You might say I'm viscous 'cause I really can't flow.

Just cause I'm viscous, don't try to diss this,

'cause I'm reading all of your moves like a meniscus

I see you mocking me just cause you don't believe

when I cut you in half you'll see you're density stays the same.

Stays the same

Everything is Physics:

F C F C

Everything is Physics! Momentum, charge and energy!

Bb C Dm

Everything is Physics! Solving problems in our dreams!


Bb Dm

Everything is made of charges that hold us together

Bb C

Positive inside, negative outside, in balance forever. in balance forever

C# C

F-rces the same, I pull you, you pull me, Newton’s 3rd law harmony


G D G D

Everything is Physics! Momentum, charge and energy!

C D Em

Everything is Physics! Solving problems in our dreams!


3, 2, 1, Go

I pop the question “What’s better than Physics?”

No one’s talkin’; all I hear are crickets.

Need a job, try engineering!

Design the future; everyone is cheerin’

I do more Physics than Stephen Hawkin’

Draw free bodies like no one’s watchin’

Net force equations help in problem solvin’

Newton’s laws poppin’, Physics sure is awesome!

[Em]

Force time D changes energy,

[D]

If energy is gained, something else must lose (somethin’ else must lose)


(repeat %_____ Prechorus & Chorus ----%)


G D G D

Everything is Physics! Momentum, charge and energy!

C D Em

Everything is Physics! Solving problems in our dreams!


G C Em

Blue skies, bouncy springs We just named 2 Physics things!

A Nobel prize, tension in a string . You know what's Physics? Everything!


Rotating things, A big trapeze Friction scraping up our knees

Band instruments, college credit test, AP Physics is the best!

Balls, falls, cell calls . . . They’re Physics!

Rocks, clocks, and socks . . . They’re Physics!

Cars, stars, guitars . . . They’re Physics!

Everything you see, or do, or play . . . Is Physics!

3 Carbons Make Propane


With just a spark you produce a flame

3 carbons make propane.

Add one more and you've got butane,

but 3 carbons make propane.