10 reasons why you should keep your mouth shut

1. You don't show how stupid you are if you keep your mouth shut.
2. Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it would keep it's mouth shut.
3. You have a reason for not acting normal whenever you don't feel good.
4. You waste energy when you speak. Stop wasting precious energy.
5. People think you're dumb and might give you charity.
6. Dogs who bark seldom bite. Vice versa: People who don't talk, bite. So people will be scared of you.
7. Why talk when you can type everything out instead?
8. People might think you're mad at them because you don't talk to them and might gift you flowers/chocolates.
9. The teacher won't punish you for talking in class, and your wife wouldn't like fighting with a wall.
10. Everybody talks. Be unique and keep your mouth shut instead.