Cross Drunkery Festival 2006 UPDATED 9/21/2006


Running is fun. Running drunk, falling down and throwing up is funner. 

Running. The ultimate sport. Drinking. The ultimate way to forget that the only thing you use to be good at was the ultimate sport.  Combine these two forces, and you have the Ultimate Showdown of Cross Country Drunkery. 

Due to same-day conflicts, the race has be postoned until further notice. 

 
 

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 The Cross Drunkery Festival will consist of a 5k Cross Country race, with the following rules.

  • Teams will be three.   Three shall be a team.  Teams are scored by finish place, lowest score wins.
  • You must finish a drink every 1k.  The drinking will commence at the start, and continue every 1 kilometer.
  • At the start, 1k and 2k, each team member will have to finish one beer before continuing.  Beer will be selected from the Angry Beer Sack.  The Angry Beer Sack will contain anything from Guiness to Natty Light.  All choices are blind.
  • At the 3k and 4k, you will be able to chose the Equalizer over the Angry Beer Sack.  The Equalizer is two randomly determined shots of liquor.  Drink faster. Get hit harder. Equalize to win.
  • Puking is allowed. You may puke as often as you like.  However, you may not puke in the designated drinking zone.  Puking in the designated drinking zone will cost your ENTIRE team one minute in the Box of Shame and Humiliation.
  • Rules will be added as deemed necessary by the Old Dirty Track Club.  Please check the website for further details.


 

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate cross country drunkery. 

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