GOSSIP GIRL HERE, your exclusive source for the scandalous lives of Wiess' "elite" (who is she? That's a secret I'll never tell)
Coming to you from the Upper East Commons, Spotted: A certain SMR makes fun of my cabinet agendas and also the rice basketball team. Spotted: Erin Waller rocking a a red and blue leggings look. Patriotism hasn't looked this good since Dolly Madison.
We on the Upper East side prefer a certain IVP in charge, but our hoping someone is having a good med school interview.
Mason takes role – everyone accounted for.
Announcements: Adam, Stacey and Laura are recruiting for chugging. NEED MEN. Come to practice Thursday at 8:30 in the Commons! S says, "we'll be nice to you". Someone wants a demonstration.
Rumor has it, there is a whiskey tasting on Friday night at 8:30. No sneaking in, little J. Only over 21 yr. olds allowed. We can't wait to see Brett blowing on some pipes.
Shumalia says Rockets tickets at info desk!
Beer Bike Chugging Demo – Spotted: L is crazy good at sucking. If you also suck- sign up to be on the chug team – you might see me there!
It's that time again, when all the wiess elite bring out their goldenrod and clever ideas. Vote on Berr bike themes – Thursday and Firday at lunch. Your choices are Le Tour de Wiess- drunkstrong liverstong, Beer Ike, Cpt. Gustin or PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE BIKE. May the best theme win, or someone might just get punched in the face. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Rory reminds us that servery is closed on Friday night for the Wiess/Jones BBQ at 5 in the Jones Quad there will be dodge ball games, beer , cheese sticks and "ton of fun". Maybe its worth leaving Wiesshattan for this party. We never miss an opportunity to keep up with the Jones'
Officer Ruth explained that last night there was an assault on campus. Guy had black jacket, fleece gloves, had three fresh scratches. If you see a guy with three scars on his right cheek, call the police. The attacker was found sleeping in the HUMA building.He was probably a vagrant. Remember you can always call for escort and make sure you have 6000 programmed in your cell. Check the listserv for more details.
ALSO: they are cleaning out bike racks. So all abandoned bike locks or tires or bikes are going to be cleared out. A little bird told me, Greg might be a bike thief with his having no serial number on his bike and all.
BUDGET Jason's computer crashed so he did not have any budget tonight. Next thing we know he will be fleeing the country. Just in time for turnover.
AGENDA
Gary Chiles (class of 86) and Amy Sutton (class of 89) He is chair of annual fund. He told us about the senior gift challenge for wiess. They will give 100 dollars for all seniors who give any amount of money this year and promise to give money for for next year. If you decide to give- make sure you see Adam and fill out a pledge form. If you give, you get to go to a pub night and a block party in April! There is a pub night and block party.
Amy Sutton told us that when she was treasurer she never showed up to cabinet without the budget. Spotted: Jason crying a little.
We ubangee them! Gary Chiles then tells us that they used to not have braces and that one time they ubangeed their president and he broke a blood vessel in his eye. Vintage is really in right now and I suggest we bring back this trend – Bo needs a new look and I think bright red eye would make a statement for any med school.
Our commons will be used Feb. 7th 4-9 PM for the Mr. Rice Asia Fundraiser. Judges will include Ping, Hindi teachers, Gao. The proceeds will benefit micro-finance projects in Pakistan and China
Adam opened the games budget for 300 bucks. If you have suggestions email Adam. Gossip Girl thinks its charming that people still play board games instead of manipulating social games.
Thomas and Arya opened the alcohol budget and got money from non-budgeted for SUPERBOWL SUNDAY! It's on SUNDAY!
Arya gets nostalgic and tells story about puking because he was so hot. We've all been so "hot" before that we vomited -that special kind of heat that comes from waking up and drinking tequila for breakfast. Cabinet gives into his request for a tent that we stencil ourselves and can take to all our outdoor events.
Jeremy once again proves that green and talking for a long time never go out of style. It is the campus wide energy competition next week –North Colleges vs. South Colleges.The losing college has to pay for a pub night for the college that wins. Gossip Girl never pays for her own cheesesticks (FREE AT JONES –FRIDAY) and she'll be damned if she has to pay for someone else's.
Due to a "clerical error", we have 300 dollars less in our Green Funds account. Hmmm, we know embezzlement is hot this spring, but J do you have to be so obvious?
With the rest of our Green funds money we will be buying loads of environment friendly things. I'm sure Jeremy would talk to you about it if you want more info.
Jeremy, seemingly trying to remind us why we wouldn't want to live under a dictatorial state, keeps talking - this time about going trayless. H and D is losing money and they might lose trays, or raise prices or get crap food. Rory and Jeremy enact a skit about it. Gossip Girl feels her cold heart being melted by how cute Rory is.
Rory wants to know if we support an SA resolution about going trayless. I'd go trayless with you anytime Rory. They decide to create a survey. Rachel Solnick wants to know how much our food prices will go up. Dhruv officially answers her "5 to 8 percent" emphatically and repeatedly. Once people believe him he mutters under his breath "I'm really just throwing numbers out there" . . Spotted : hot blonde freshmen talking about how the fuck long cabinet is.
Rachel Solnick wants a new VHS player for the Movie Room .Greg wants a Beta Max. Dhruv and Rachel fight about whether or not the VCR works for a while. Arin seems to be confused about what "working means" and asks if it technically works or if it works if you turn it on. Cabinet decides they will investigate this.
Spotted: Dr. Gustin looking rebellious in a leather jacket and a look that seems too-cool for college bureaucracy.
Due to the recession Bova and Alex have no job. They are picking fellows – junior and seniors can pick up an app in the commons or on the listserv. They are due next Thursday the 5th. Alex tries to lure applicants saying, "want your own freshmen to mess with?" – Hmmm, Alex, when you say things like that it just makes it too easy.
Jason asks for and receives funds for the Dr. Bill memorial. There will be a reception with brisket, drinks and snacks. People will be able to share their stories and remember Dr. Bill at the reception.
Rory wants to write an SA resolution that honors all the service Dr. Bill gave to Wiess and Rice. If you have something specific you want in it, email Rory.
SEAT OF SHAME
The trashcan is wet tonight. But we all know the best kind of shame is wet shame.
Matt Sorenson discusses buying 40 inch TV for upper commons. We have ordered the TV but do we want to buy a DVD player? A blu ray player? A VHS that works? We conduct a straw poll - I'm a senior I don't care but it seems DVD wins. Dhruv says some numbers and letters that I don't understand. Email Matt Sorenson with your ideas. Jeremy talks again. Jeremy saves energy by running his mouth and not his appliances. He wants to know if the Environmental Club can use the commons on March 14th. Cabinet gives it the OK as long as the West Side Story mafia gives their blessing. Cabinet knows where its bread is buttered.
Cabinet finally over!!!!
Post Cabinet Gossip
SPOTED: CD hiding in the stairwell, staring at the West Side Story dancers. Creepy was never so charming.
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