Verbum Vinge means "Word Wing." (P.S: Don't ask us what language it is! We don't know!!! [maybe squirrel?]) This book/series of books will be the word wing(z) to all idiotz who enter their stories. Sun Melon and Pudding Berry are compiling your stories and turning it into a "news report." Every week,we will have a featured stoopid story on the Ning homepage, which will be published into our bookz!

BOOK ONE

The first book of the series will be called Verbum Vinge: The World Through The Eyez of Idiotz (and yes, we do expect idiotz to be literate).  The Verbum Vinge "topic" for the first book is: idiot mythz. What we mean by this is: you can create a stoopid myth about anything. (This does not mean write about myths - it means that you do the actual writing of the myth.) Remember, a myth is a false story that tells about how something in the world works and makes sense when put in context. (Like a reason for something that occurs.)  Example: Hair has dandruff because it leaves your head at night to go to Hairarctica and has unmeltable snow on it when it reattaches to our heads before we wake up. Your story will not, of course, be this short. It should be longer than 150 words and no longer than 1050 words (you can go slightly above 1050 words if needed, but I doubt that you will need that many words).Email your mythz to us at werestoopid@gmail.com with "myth" in the subject bar.Save it as a .doc type of document, not a .docx (2007 version of Word) (Purple Pickle did a .docx and he paid for it...). 

BOOK TWO

This book will be called Verbum Vinge: Diary of an Idiot and the idea is similar to that of Diary of a Wimpy Kid except that we Honorary Idiotz will be writing it. Other Idiotz can write it too by emailing a Stoopid diary entry to werestoopid@gmail.com with "Diary" in the subject box.

BOOK THREE

This will be called Verbum Vinge: Stoopified Fairy Tales and you can write your own Stoopified version of any pre-existing fairy tale! Email your entries to: werestoopid@gmail.com with "Fairy Tale" in the subject box!

BOOK FOUR

This will be called Verbum Vinge: 1,001 things to do with a Brick Wall. You can submit any idea about what to do with a brick wall and email it to werestoopid@gmail.com with "Brick Wall" in the subject box.

BOOK FIVE

This book will be called Verbum Vinge: Idiot Astrology. In this book, We invite all idiots to create a planet and live on it! Tell us what life there is like, the name of it, its solar system, its galaxy, and its universe (and its dimension, if its different from the known three). Also, tell us how you got to Earth from that planet! Email your planet to werestoopid@gmail.com with "planet" in the subject bar!
 

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