The Vancouver Hash House Harriers Run No.1233 at Delbrook & Windsor in North Vancouver Hared by Dangler and Impaler, Joint GMs Twas
a dark and windy day, but as the magic hour approached the sun put his
hat on and steamed the pavements dry. The heat and humidity levels rose
fast, and with a clatter of cleats the hounds rushed to find the meeting
place and enjoy a great run followed by the Dangler Wonderful Epic
Annual Barbecue, or DWEAB, for short. Now,
Delbrook and Windsor is an interesting location, Delbrook being a main
road, and not much of anything in the immediate vicinity to catch one's
eye. But, here we are, raring for the off, with visitors Cream Filled,
Slippery Dick and his giant sons, Deboner, Captain Hymen Grinder, and,
get this, no less than nine wimmin! We are gob smacked, that's a ratio
of 2:1 - hooray there is enough to go around for everyone! We
jog up the mean streets of N Vancouver, meandering NE, until a devious
check brings us back W and finally N to the road over Mosquito Creek, a
long, long, street pounding run ever W and then back into the brush
alongside the creek, and finally a quick jog E and N to the Near Beer, a
beautiful trail alongside the creek t the beer check and suddenly we
see why there are so few on trail... they are already at the beer
check. We
drink fast, and munch crisps slowly, the mosquitoes find us, but not
those hashers still on trail. After a decent interval we adjourn to
Delbrook and Windsor, finding Low Blow, DMF, and Shagger in the process,
all in various stages of perplexity, but happy that a beer each has
been reserved for them alone. The
circle is conducted in good humour, with Dangler being forever the
lucky recipient of the Hash Trash, although Slippery Dick tells us that
he has no less than two former VH3 hash trashes in his storage locker. Finally,
it is time to hit the road and head for Chez Dangler for 'dogs,
burgers, and ice cream. Angela and Angela have produced a large and
tasty buffet and there is no shortage of the amber nectar - ICED COLD
and awesome. Boots, the cat, is cunningly caged in Stalag XV1, poor
little bastard, although Dangler tells us he is preparing modifications
to the 'cage' to permit a small tree to grow inside the cage, on which
Boots can clamber. Actually, I think its a device developed by Angela
for birth control purposes, Dangler must not be permitted to breed
again! Thank
you Dangler-family! And a special vote of thanks to Barry Walker,
Angela's dad, who flew in from Newcastle-upon-Tyne to ensure that ice
cream with a Cadbury's FLAKE inserted, aka "99", could be dispensed with
professionalism and love - and one must not forget the excellent
home-made biscuits, yum, yum, yum! Next
week's run will be in North Vancouver, probably Seymour Demonstration
Forest, to be hared by that delightful combo of Do Me First and Plunger
(see image). ON ON! |