The Vancouver Hash House Harriers Run No.1230, 1415, Saturday, 12-June-2010 at Lillooet Road & The Baden-Powell Trail by Low Blow and Porno Prick Followed by A.G.P.U. The
run was a magnificent folly, and due to an accounting error 60% longer
than it was meant to be. So, instead of being 8.9 KM it was actually
14.5 KM; which only goes to show that GOOGLE is only as perfect as its
users... A
mere 23 hounds turned-up at the start, including Abysmal, Mountme,
DMF's buddy Amanda, even Malice, Plungah, and Roast. The run set off
East, down into the Lynn Canyon, across Twin Falls Bridge, up to Hoskins
& Bushnell and down Hastings Creek Corridor Park, emerging below
Arbour Lynn in Interriver Park for a hot-toddy. The efficacy of the
hot-toddy check was somewhat negated by the 22+ celsius weather,
brilliant sunshine and thoroughly tired hounds. Alas, this was only half
way, the trail meandered through Capilano College, down to the Brige
over the Weymour and thence N along Riverside Drive before jogging West,
past Hogan's Pools, up onto the ridge above Riverside Drive to Hyannis,
down the Baden-Powell Trail, across the pipeline bridge, and finally a
long slog up the ravine side, and finally across Lillooet Road to the
Beer Check. Oh well. We
enjoyed our beer check and Pigeon Stool, Mountme, Captain Hymen
Grinder, Squid Lips and Analyser did the whole thing, whilst everyone
else was satisfied with the 11 KM Turkey Trail; which included a long
slog up Lillooet Road. We quickly adjourned to Chez Low Blow and after a brief circle the business of AGPUing got under way. With
special thanks to our chefs, Sex with the Beast, Do Me First, Amanda,
Shagger & Goat Fucker, to Low Blow for allowing us to use her pool
and facilities, and last but not least to Pylon and Gaia for arranging
the beer and the weather. So, its good bye from her, and good bye from me, and goodbye from all the members of the committee GM & GM P2 and LB RA Shagger HC AFI HR & Webmeister Hardon HH Maple Dick HB Pylon Your committee from June 2008-through-June 2010 has been handed its pink slip, and a new one appointed. These are GM & GM Dangler and Impaler RA Maple Dick, assisted by DMF (she will need coaching) HC Pigeon Stool HR Plunger and Captain Hymen Grinder Hash Horn & Hash Webmeister Hardon HB GF & Roast Haberdash Pylon Hash Member at Large Malice (don't know what this is) |