1. No nay saying.
2. Please ask stupid questions (they spark creative thinking).
3. BE RANDOM!!
4. If a Co-founder has something to say, listen (if you would do it for a monkey, do it for us).
5. Respect your fellows.
6. Don't talk about Jeopardy (curse you, Alan Trebeck!).
7. Don't be negative.
8. Please pay your respects to The Vid Of Poe And Cheese.
9. Read the Memoir apon joining.
10. Please try to remember the motto. "Saving the world, emit a ta tekcap puhctek eno."
11. Attended the annual grass growing festival in honor of our conduct.
12. Be sure to bring any ideas to one of the Co-founders before doing it (remember, fire CAN be fun it used correctly).
13. Don't tell Er0r or Nemo they're good at guitaring, because they're not.
14. Don't do drugs, kids, those are bad for you.  
15. Last but not least, have a great time, make friends, tell random stories, and just have a great time.
16. Members must use "bard rules" while playing 4 square
17. Respect the gods of randomness: Jack, god of popcorn, Apollo, god of chickens and groviness, Looks, god of nasty weather, p.o.'ed mother, god of chainsaws, Sincerious, god of irony, Will, god of cat imitations, and Jesus!!! god of...scam artistry!!!

B.E saysings to think about

 

"What? No, that's not a period, that's just a really small o!"

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and watch them wonder how you did it!"

"When the going gets wired, the wired turn pro!"

"If you are to make apple pie from scratch, first you must create the universe!"

"Those who say nothing is imposible have obviously never tried slamming a rotating door!"

"The early bird gets the worm, but it's the second mouse who gets the cheese!"

"Eagles may soar, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines!"

"There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't!"

"60% of Americans are below average hight!"

"There are 3 types of people in this world: those you can count, and those who can't!"

"4/3 of Americans are bad at fractions!"

"When life has got you down, deal with it because it wont get any better!"

"Three words'Suck it up!'"

"'There is no I in pwn'   pause  'Um Garth there arn't any vowels in pwn!'"

"If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning!"

 

What's this there's more?! (funny phrases volume 2)

 

"they left his village in flames........WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?"

"yea so in the first one you gotta bring the scroll of ninja arts to ginji."

"but in the second one ginji finds a typo of the scroll and you have to fix it."

"shooting a gun is 98% mental but if you really suck on that 2% technique you ain't  gonna hit anything."

"half of what you think is stuff you already know"

"the other half of thinking takes a certin degree of lacking a broken skull."

"scientists have know for years the that money often equal shotgun."

"yeah luke dont ask where these came from."

"Ya know connect four is kind of like the special olympics, no matter how many times you win you are still retarded."

"you're Budhist-ful, you're budhist-ful, you're budhist'ful, it's true...."

"Aides assult!"

"ya for 58 minutes out of hour matt is the best kid in the world, but for those last two minutes.....Oh boy!

"It's a gun for shooting ewoks...at tanks..."