Yes, honestly it's true!

He pressed 'control' and 'enter'

And disappeared from view.

It devoured him completely,

The thought just makes me squirm.

He must have caught a virus

Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin

And files of every kind;

I've even used the Internet,

But nothing could I find.

In desperation, I asked Jeeves

My searches to refine.

The reply from him was negative.

Not a thing was found 'online'.

So, if inside your 'InBox',

My Grandpa you should see,

Please 'Copy, Scan' and 'Paste' him

And send him back to me.