2-06-2007

my old van. i just found these pictures the other day. neat eh? also new stuff has been added to physics page 2

 

1-31-2007

i drew a few pictures today in math. both space marine inspired sorta. check it out over at math page 2 . ALSO, thanks to a good friends motivation i bought a real domain! hooray! soon all this stuff will be over at www.turtlepuncher.com , but it may not be anytime soon.  ill let you (yes both of you) know the moment it goes live!

1-25-2007

I added new stuff again! math page 2 has a host of new things from this semester and last and physics page 2 follows suit. as i was scanning these in i noticed how much my drawing has improved from one semester to the next. its only been a few months yet my ability seems to have increased quite a bit. maybe im the only one that notices it *shrug* doesn't matter i guess.

 also, heres that super important thing i was talking about.  thats  Michelle <3, the most fantastic girl the the universe (dont mind that Neanderthal on the left) . shes my new creative inspiration. so if you see anything really awesome come out of my pencil, its her fault.

      

 1-17-2007

holy crap! i updated! i know i know, its been a real long time since i last payed any attention to it.  its just that ive been busy with very important things. VERY important. like on a scale of one to one hundred bajillion its been one hundred bajillion. as you know there are only two things in the universe that are that important. one of those things is the ability to knock out a rampaging mutant t-rex with a single mighty uppercut to the jaw and the other... the other is love. ill let you figure out which one it is.

10-26-2006

well, its been a long time coming but i finaly got around to updating. with the school work and all its been difficult to find the free time to do that sorta thing. i did however, manage to find the time to start the my "draw-something-a-day-a-thon"!! ill try and post once a week with an update on it but...eh, we'll see what happens. check in out heredraw something a day-a-thon!

 7-26-2006

I drew another picture this ones a fan pic of my favorite cartoon character.

I left a space on the right for your custom Yugioh desktop icons and here is a picture of my uber 1337 wow char MELVUS hes a level 5 warlock LOLZ

 

7-21-2006

 I drew a picture at work today. Holy yes! Its background size!

1024x768

Its funny how that laser is emitting NO light. And there seems to be a black hole distorting the perspective. Ah well, I blame it on MS paint. And ball mice. I hate those things.

6-29-2006

im painting my car. its gunna be rad. ive been wanting to paint it for a while and have had a few ideas floating around in my head and finaly decided on one. im going for the classic pirate stylization. here is an unedited photo of my car.

and here is the photoshopped prototype after the paint job.

 

 

 

 

ill post the final product soon.

  

6-28-2006

so the other day i was on the net. looking at, you know stuff... and i came across this interview. with a pornstar. "hmmmm..." i thought "the political and economic views she has are sure to be enlightening.".  i started to read it. here is a quote from the article...

6-1-2006

updates?!?!?! holy YES!! its true!! in the fortress of sweetitude lies several new drawings never before seen by the people who never saw them!!! check EL144 and Physics for fun and excrement!

for the past several days ive been in NY/VT. yessirie, it was awesome. ok so, fri The Nukeclear cowboy, some babes and i went to this seedy underground bar. you know how in vampire movies they always have that crazy dance party/orgy of the undead in some old gothic church-y looking buidling. and its got all this graffiti on the walls, probably drawn in blood of mortal virgin slave women? ok that, yeah, i went to a vampire bar...dance club thing.... so there i was trying to get into the bar when this hugely horrific undead bouncer stepped in front of me. i handed him my ID. he glanced at my drivers license then suspiciously looked back up at me. "you have any other form of identification?" he inquired as a pile of maggoty maggots poured from his gaping not-alive maw. the maggoty maggots slopped onto the floor with vigor. i casualy vomited all over the place. "er, lemme see..." i said as i started flipping through my wallet. a wad of gum, half an oreo, a hotpocket autographed by Nikola tesla, but no other form of identification. "oh crap" was a thought that could have crossed my mind. "mother poop ass bucket fuck" is what actualy did cross my mind. the bouncer glared at me as i fumbled with my leather trifold stuff holding device. a few minutes later he gave in "ok gimmie the hotpocket." . i reluctantly handed it to him. he slowly lifted it up to his rotting face of grossness, and put on his unholy reading glasses of the damned. "To Rich," he read aloud "who is most definitly 21 and super awesome sometimes...bla bla bla your best friend forever, Nikola Tesla" he shrugged the most foul and evil zombie shrugg ever to be seen by man, and let me in. 

5-9-2006

Well, summer vacation starts this week. My finals are all finished up and stuff. All i can say after that horrific ordeal is this, i should have studied more. i managed to get a 2.71 for my GPA, dropping a point from last semesters. my ambitious dreams of mediocrity are finally being realized. hooray! i have a bunch of new notes from the last half of the semester to post but im feeling pretty unambitious right now. Ive been feeling that alot lately.... must be the rain. 

 5-4-2006

I finaly got around to updating the projects page. theres still only one project but I have some examples of how its working.  things are pretty cool lookin in IR.

5-1-2006

My EL144 notes have been added! the class was so amazingly boring the only thing thing i could do to prevent my face from melting off was doodle. 

i also removed the movie, i recieved numerous (one) complaints from people and was forced to take it down. not because of content unfortunatly, but because it wouldnt load to completion. nuts. ill fix it maybe.  

 

4-26-2006

as you may have noticed the banner has been redone (woot)@! my photoshopping skills are unbelievably bad but im getting better quickly so expect the banner to change several times within the next couple of months. i also realized that being the only one writing for the site that little portraits next to each post really arnt necessary. so i took um off. other new things include several drawings done for my brothers mechanical engineering presentation.  These are scientifically accurate artist renditions of an actual RAIL GUN. cool. And a little movie. its awful but your welcome to see it.

THE BUNKER has been removed but will be back as a brand new site! as soon as its up ill let you know.  

a while ago i was playing World of Warcraft. scott (Stoma) and I (Myron) were wondering the world of azeroth. we happened across a group of adventurers being attacked by Dire Boars! being the upholder of faith and justice that i am i decided to help. it only took a few skillfull swings of my sword to bing the pigs to their graves.   "hail friends!" i said "tis I, Sir Myron! preserver of justice and peace!". "he is the epitomy of glory!!" piped in Stoma. i was, but in order to keep my reputation for humility i replied "that i am!". they ignored us and walked away. ah the life of a paladin is filled with disappointment. i even tried to recruit them into my guild.... the Dyslexic Assassins. so yeah. thats all.

 

4-18-2006

 so I was thinking the other day and reflecting on my complete ineptituity when i stumbled upon an interesting scenario. a scenario that when put into serious consideration may change the course of your life, nay, existence itself. that scenario is this.

say your walking down the street. off to do some shopping, maybe pick up a cd at the music store or something. and you come across another you. yes, a perfect copy of yourself. a doppleganger if you will. with all those nasty personality quirks and hangy bits. and you start hanging out with yourself. get to know yourself a little better, go out for lunch sometime, maybe dinner, then a movie, hit the bars, maybe even do a little clubbing... whatever. in any case the point is... after spending some quality time together.... would you like you? I mean, would you seriously like to hang out with yourself, or would you find you annoying?

so thats been keeping me awake the last couple of nights. and i think ive finally come to a conclusion. but that included the genocide the entire race of fruit flavored spinach people. so i scrapped it. 

 

  4-11-2006

Hey, more stuff was added! once again check out The Fortress of sweetitude. my army of undead slaves and I, have toiled for the past 70 years to bring you the pinnacle of totally awesome sweetness. thats right, crappy art from several years ago! rad!

I admit however, several of those drawings made me cringe and fear rejection. in fact, I slowly began to succumb to a horrible depression. I sat in my chair and brought up old painful memorys, as if to fuel the fire of despondentude. My 40 something years in the accounting firm had amounted to nothing. I was fired due to a company wide layoff, i had no money saved and was hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt. my wife left me for a retarded midget named Carlo, and took custody of the kids. I lost the car and the house and was forced to pay 80% of my income for child support. for several years after I lived in a small apartment overlooking a water treatment plant. eventually the stress took its toll. early one morning I woke, grabbed a screw driver and a hand full of decking screws, and proceeded to drill them into my head. 30 screws later I collapsed onto the floor in agony. As i lay in a pool of my own blood awaiting my inevitable fate I thought about how cool it would be to have tentacles for arms. man that would be fucking AWESOME.

 4-10-2006

So yeah, new stuff has been added to The Fortress of sweetitude.  a whole new section has been carelessly tacked on (ZOMG PWNIES) filled with all sorts of old art work i found laying about. on lined paper of course. head on over there to see some craziness. 

In other news... at work yesterday I went across the street to get some donuts for everyone in my dept ( they threatened to make me eat my legs off if i didn't). rather than walk the 70 feet i decided that i needed the exercise and drove. It was pretty windy and my car is really light. REALLY light. as i was sputtering down the small stretch of road a freak gust of wind rolled my car off the highway! As you know on the side of Rt202 is a pit filled with lava, and alligators, and spikes and Mormons. as my car and i tumbled toward most certain doom i realized something. it was Sunday! on Sundays they put a tarp over the lava pit (i would imagine to keep the Mormons in). i was saved. my car skidded ,on its roof, to a halt in the middle of the amazingly sturdy wood pile covering device. indeed a marvel of engineering. i crawled from the window flipped the car onto my back and carried it up the hill. im just glad i didnt have an SUV. those things get horrible gas mileage.