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The Internet is Broken!
Steps to resolve this issue:
Check your modem
Contact your Internet Service Provider
Turn computer on, off, on, then off again.
Go to eBay and buy a $999.99 screen and then throw it at the wall in anger.
Dig a 6ft. x 6ft. x 6ft. hole in the ground and throw your computer in it.
Go to Denver, Colorado and shoot the Broncos lead quarterback with a M95, .50 caliber rifle...twice.
Open Internet Explorer
CONGRATULATIONS! You have fixed the internet!