Tim Jonze is a freelance journalist who specialises in writing about silly rockstars and their even sillier haircuts. His skills include conversing with crack addicts, filing copy when he should be eating and getting mocked by people he thought were his heroes.

In his not-particularly-long and not-all-that-varied-either-really career, he’s done big interviews for NME with Oasis, Ian Brown, Babyshambles, Lily Allen, Little Britain and Arctic Monkeys. They’re all absolutely fucking amazing and worthy of a Pulitzer each. He also invented Kaiser Chiefs in a basement laboratory just off the Bethnal Green Road, but he doesn't like to talk about that. 

Of course, Tim needed to shut his parents up when they suggested that drinking cider’n’black in toilet venues across the country wasn’t what they put him through University for. That’s why he’s written some serious articles for people like The Guardian and India Link, as well as more silly music and fashion stuff for Nylon, Uncut, Plan B, TV Times, Dazed & Confused and Vice magazine.
 
He currently lives in London. He never, ever sleeps and is available to write for your publication starting from five minutes ago. Oh, and should you require verification of these veritable word-skills, you can check them out by clicking here.