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some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the
time" - L. R. B.
Edition V [January 3, 2009] Newspaper Restored The Stormwind Times Back With New Staff On August 16, day after the fourth edition of the Stormwind Times was published, an explosion was heard in the small Cathedral Square office where the journalists and editors were gathered for a meeting. Six persons died on the spot. Another three who were not present were later found at the bottom of the Stormwind Canals. Two days ago, the Royal Intelligence Agency arrested the men responsible for the crime. It appears the terrorists were part of the group that organized the assassination of Duke Leomir Lionheart that was covered in the August 15 edition. With the thugs safely arrested and due for execution in one week, a new sponsor for the newspaper was found and new journalists hired. We look forward to great future editions. Special thanks to Benedict Richmond and the Wrynn Royal Regiment who volunteered to help maintain the newspaper financially; and to the Royal Intelligence Agency that is to help secure our new writers from future assaults and guard the freedom of speech. We expect that the next, sixth, edition will be of much higher quality as well as a bit thicker than this re-opening one. Aberforth Mattucci Main Editor
Announcement Board
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Main Editor: Aberforth Mattucci
