Play squash!

Sweet recreation barred, what doth ensue
But moody and dull melancholy,
Kinsman to grim and comfortless despair.

Comedy of Errors, Act 5, Scene 1

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Anyone can join The Squash Club.

It's a great place to play squash. The facilities are top rate, and the staff and members are terrific folks.

You can drop by in person, or print out the membership form attached below, fill it out, and mail it in to the following address:

Be sure to include your email address and emergency telephone numbers on the form.