Exxon's Top Ten
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Oh goodness, this stuff is nasty, why did I ever copy and paste it here, what was I thinking?...
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Top Ten Things
Exxon Does Every Weekend
| #10 | Work Special Olmpic Powerlifting Meets with Coach Paul |
| #9 | Sit infront of 'The Pit" at Steven's house and make fun of Steven's lisp and run through his garden |
| #8 | Go to Jenna's for decorative theme parties |
| #7 | Work random catering jobs with Kash (didn't we kick him out?) Mantravadi |
| #6 | Talks about marrying Shanta infront of Kash, which really pisses him off, hehe |
| #5 | 1) Find a friend who lives at an apartment complex 2) Go there with swimming trunks an ice chest full of Vault cola 3) Chill at pool until friend finally realizes that the big white mass that overlaping the floating pool chair is Exxon! |
| #4 | Invites himself to Aileen's fishing camp and go fishing (actually that was someone else... thanks someone else ;) |
| #3 | Runs down to G-Town to visit random friends and family |
| #2 | Sunday's with the Paw-Paw |
| #1 | Sleeping FTW!!(for the win) |
Top Ten Things
Exxon Doesn't Do Every Weekend!!
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#10 |
Work on my tan... ha! |
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#9 |
Eat at anyplace besides sushi, Picadilly, and Mom's house |
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#8 |
Go bar hopping, unless it's CC's coffee (starbucks sucks and you suck for liking them =) |
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#7 |
Smoking the ganja (Steven still thinks I was a pothead my first few years at LSU) |
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#6 |
Selling brownies |
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#5 |
Watch Scrubs at 4am, naked, eating leftovers from Pluckers.. (oh wait, scratch that) |
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#4 |
Have nightmares about Anorexic people throwing fried Twinkies at me (oh wait, scratch this one, too) |
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#3 |
Gets so desperate that he calls friends in Ohio and Wisconsin for cell phone karaoke (scratch that, too...) |
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#2 |
"Exxon will you fix my computer, it's slow, I think it has a vir..." NOOOOOOOOOO I WILL NOT FIX YOUR COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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#1 |
Work, unless it's with the ladies =) |