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Quotes

The Interview

"I had a temporary job with lycraman, but... I wore too much lycra for his liking. He said there was such a thing as too much lycra, personally I don't know what he means."

"I still have nightmares. Britney Spears, everywhere!"

"Tra la-la la-la..."

"She let those poor orphans die... Die! DIE!!"

"That was you, sir. With an inflatable sex doll. Performing ventriloquism. Badly."