Is Professor Plum innocent or implicated?  Might Mr. Boddy deserve to die?

Main Library staff members are encouraged to wear purple or plaid on Thursday, in a show of support for Professor Plum. Those who do so will receive points as individuals, increasing their chances of winning COSI tickets at the end of the summer.

Mr. Boddy had no use for individuals who entertain idle curiosity.

Nevertheless, we shall appease the curiosity of our readers regarding the lyrics and tune to Mr. Boddy's Funeral Dirge, as composed by Professor Plum.

The Lament for the Old Boddy*
Underneath a cloudless sky,
Dig the grave an’ let him die!
Slow to truth and quick tae’ lie!
Minding ev’ry wrong.

Thoughtless follies stain his name.
Raging with a lust frae fame.
Tae the dust frae whence he came,
Bleach the bones o’ Boddy!

* This song shares the tune of Archie's Fancy.

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