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Lieutenant Grey and his associates have recently decoded the following text messages between Yvette and Miss Scarlet... HR: Scarlet: R U there? Are you there? Scarlet: 411 on Ms White? Any information on Miss White? Yvette: SITD Still in the dark Scarlet: Current ADR? Current address? Yvette: 404 I haven’t a clue Yvette: Last seen with Lt. Grey Scarlet: OIC Oh I see Scarlet: KMP Keep me posted SBN: Scarlet: DNT 4get the T&C Don't forget the terms and conditions Scarlet: of your employment Scarlet: YCDBWYCID You can't do business when your computer is down Yvette: WAH Working at home Yvette: NIROK Not in reach of keyboard Scarlet: Keep stalling AYOR (at your own risk) Scarlet: WIU by this W/END Wrap it up by this weekend Yvette: SLAP Sounds like a plan Scarlet: WDYS?? What did you say?? CFD: Yvette: WDR… With due respect Yvette: WYRN? What's your real name? Scarlet: NOYB!! None of your business Scarlet: That 411 is P&C That info is private & confidential Scarlet: RHIP Rank Has Its Privileges Yvette: YIU Yes, I understand InfoLine: Scarlet: NAVY Never again volunteer yourself Yvette: Y Why? Scarlet: B/C U R Because you are Scarlet: LOPSOD Long on promises, short on delivery Yvette: WDYMBT? What do you mean by that? Scarlet: WDYT? What do you think? Yvette: ? Huh? Scarlet: U R A WOMBAT You are a waste of money, brains and time Yvette: IGTP I get the point Scarlet: C4N Ciao for now GHT: Yvette: SIMYC Sorry I missed your call Scarlet: Update on WOA Update on work of art Yvette: Do you still WTS? Do you still want to sell? Scarlet: Yes – GOWI Yes, get on with tt Yvette: Proceeding with DD Proceeding with due diligence Yvette: BTW, Plum implicated By the way, Plum has been implicated Scarlet: ?? Yvette: P2C2E Process too complicated to explain Scarlet: Hint? Yvette: OTC Over The Counter Scarlet: GJ Good Job |
