THE BOYS OF NORTHWOOD

THE 1964 NORTHWOOD SCHOOL FAIR

                 

 
By the summer of 1964 I had stretched out my adolescence to the breaking point.
The following summer would find me working in a warehouse in downtown Baltimore,

the summer after that, boot camp in Fort Gordon, Georgia, the next summer, Long

Binh, Vietnam.

Many events and adventures with the gang were yet to come, but the summer of '64

was the time when most of us bid our youth a fond farewell. Thankfully it was a

great summer, maybe the best of my younger years, and it began, as every summer

did, with the Northwood School fair.

The Northwood School fair was the event that marked the official beginning of

summer vacation. Our school semester ended the third week in June. The school

fair was always the last Saturday of that month. The contingency plan was to

have it the first Saturday in July if there was a rainout, but, to my

recollection, that never happened. That Saturday was always a beautiful early

summer day.

The fair was held mostly outside (the candy and plant sales were indoors) at the

rear of the school.

I guess you could say it was sort of a combination flea market/amusement park.

Tables were set up around the school's perimeter for selling contributed items

like clothes, tools, and even records. There were also stands selling hot dogs,

sodas, snowballs, and cotton candy. There were pony rides and various beanbag

tossing games.

The fair opened at 9 AM, but my brother and I would get there early to help a

friend's mom set up the tables. After that, we were on our own. The gang would

start showing up one or two at a time during the morning hours until all were

present and accounted for.

Let me say right now that it was never our intent to create mischief at the

fair. We started the day in a courteous and polite fashion. But by early

afternoon, after checking out all the tables, playing most of the games, and

eating a couple dozen 25 cent hot dogs, we were getting restless.

Sitting on the crest of a grassy hill, watching all the action, some of us
noticed a child open a rear door to the school before being scolded by his
mother.

The gang happened to know that door was always locked because we had often tried

to enter it on weekends. We simultaneously looked at each other with the same

thought in our heads; a hangout.

We raced down the incline and into the door. We found ourselves on the first

floor of a stairwell. For a while, we were content to lounge around on the

steps, listening to the commotion outside. But soon we tired of sitting and

talking and decided to explore a bit.

At the top of the stairs was another door. It too was unlocked and, to our

amazement, opened up into the school gym.

We couldn't believe our luck. What started out started out as a somewhat

forgettable stairwell adventure had now suddenly developed into much more.

The gym had ropes hanging from the ceiling and tied down to the walls. An

assortment of balls littered the floor from small dodge balls to huge medicine

balls. A large piano occupied one corner of the facility.

I'm not sure to this day the purpose of a piano in a gym. It was an elementary

school so maybe the kids climbed ropes to Beethoven or Mozart. At the time

nobody paid it much mind. The ropes held most of our attention.

Once untied, we began to swing around the room with wild abandon. It was such a

unique thrill to have a fully functional gymnasium to ourselves that one of us

went outside to spread the word.

Soon the gym was filled with young guys taking advantage of this once in a

lifetime opportunity. All the ropes were being used by at least one boy. Some

had two or three hanging from them. Balls of all sizes flew about the room, some

aimed at the swingers, others at the walls and ceiling.

At some point it was decided that the piano would make a good launching pad for

the ropes. It was rolled out to the center of the gym and while one talented

young man played a medley of Jerry Lee Lewis standards, others jumped off its

surface, swinging out on their improvised Tarzan swings.

It was around this time that we realized our shouts, yells, and off key

rendition of 'Great Balls Of Fire' had drawn the attention of a few adults. We

saw them crowded outside the door that led to a school hallway. Fortunately for

us, that door was locked from the inside.

They were trying desperately to get in. From the door's small glass opening we

could see their mouths moving frantically, but the din in the room prevented us

from hearing their words. One woman in particular seemed in obvious distress.

Every time a guy would mount the piano she would open her mouth wide in what

looked like a scream, but, as I said, we couldn't hear her.

Then it appeared that a light bulb was turned on simultaneously over their

heads. They had figured out our point of entry.

As fun as this was, no one really wanted our day to end being brought home by

the cops.

We took off in a flash, at least thirty of us, leaping down the stairwell and

out the door. Adults outside scattered to avoid being trampled by the onslaught.

It was several seconds of sheer chaos.

Most of the guys mixed into the crowd, heavy panting the only obvious sign of

their shenanigans. Our gang headed back up the hill in time to see several

quite angry adults enter our former hangout.

The remainder of the day was a rather normal affair. A couple of us were kicked

out of the plant room after a shoving match knocked over some azaleas. One of

our gang took a pony ride when he thought we weren't looking. But we saw him and

gave him grief throughout the summer. But mostly we ate hot dogs and cotton

candy and talked about how we'd spend the rest of our vacation.

I can't remember how many more years the Northwood School fair continued. It

wasn't many. It was, despite our occasional ill behavior, a unique social event

that defined the innocence of the sixties. And like many memories from that

time, it was irreplaceable.

Oh and by the way, that door was tested many times during the course of the

summer, but it was always tightly locked.