THE BOYS OF NORTHWOOD

COLLECTING STUFF

Ah, the joys of collecting stuff. It's an obsession I never grew out of. I

collected stuff in the 60s, and I'm still collecting stuff today. Just ask my

wife who can hardly step foot in the basement without having a panic attack.

But today, it's mostly stuff I'm planning to sell. In the 60s I had no intention

of ever letting go of my collectables.

The following is a list of most of the stuff I collected in the 1960s.

Stamps, matchpack covers, coins, comic books, records (45s and albums), baseball

cards, trading cards, bullfrogs, turtles, and snakes. 

I won't spend much time talking about coin and stamps. They were boring things

to collect, and I'm not sure why I bothered. It seemed like a good idea at the

time.

A few years ago I ran across a small book of mint stamps from my youth. Thinking

I might have the opportunity to make a few bucks, I called some dealers. To my

dismay I found out that they not only didn't increase in value, some had

actually decreased in value.

I found it rather odd that a 5 or 10 cent stamp would only be worth 3 cents

today. Apparently, they're worth more on an envelope than in a stamp collection.

My mother was bewildered last Christmas when she received a card in an envelope

with eight 5 cent stamps on it's cover.

                         Matchpack covers

I had tons of these and I didn't even smoke. They were easy to collect because they were all over the place. It seemed like everybody past the age of sixteen smoked back then. If the packs still had matches in them, they were no good. They had to be match free. That was no problem. You could find them all over the ground (littering was much more acceptable back then). There was a great variety of designs and pictures on those covers, and I'd be willing to bet they're worth more today than stamps are.

                           Comic Books

I've always enjoyed reading, and there wasn't anything better than a comic book on a hot summer day. They were cheap (a dime a pop), easy to read, and quickly forgotten about when it was time for a pick-up baseball game. My favorites early on were Dennis the Menace, All the DC superheroes, particularly Superboy, Superman, and Batman. I also liked Blackhawk comics, also on DC.

I also had Davy Crockett comics, Tarzan comics, and some Disney stuff. Later on,

I got interested in Marvel comics.

The Marvels I remember most fondly were their monster comics. They were issued

under the banners of Tales of Suspense, Amazing Adventures, Journey Into

Mystery, Strange Tales, Tales to Astonish, and Amazing Adult Fantasy.

They had some great monsters with names like Monsteroso, Sserpo, Gruto, Manoo
(it seemed like these monsters liked their names to end in O), and Gargantus

(Garganto must have been taken).

Not long after that, Spiderman, The Fantastic Four, Thor, and other Marvel

superheroes made their presence. They were great and I had them all.

Not long after I went into the Army in the summer of '66, my stepmother tossed

them in the trash. I guess I should have hidden them better. 'The Fantastic

Fours' alone would have probably subsidized my retirement.

                              Records

On Saturday mornings in the late 50's and early 60's, I never missed The Buddy Deane Show (see MUSIC for more on Buddy). Saturday mornings would feature the top twenty countdown for the previous week. I'd sit in front of the T.V., pencil in hand, watching as he went up the list from 20 to 1. If a song appeared on that list that I didn't have, I'd beg my father to get it for me.

Later that day, after I wore him down, my dad would drive me to the Radio Music

Center on Greenmount Avenue in Baltimore. They simply had the best selection of

45s around. Once there, the owner, who went by the name of Froggy, would supply

me with my musical fix.  

In those days it was all about 45s for me. I could have cared less about albums.

Those times would come later. My goal for those short few years was to have the

complete Buddy Deane Show top 20 each week and, thanks to the patience and the

wallet of my father, I succeeded.

Later on in the decade, 45s took a back seat to LPs, but I still picked up the

occasional 45 right up into the 1980s.

                       Baseball and Trading Cards

Any boy (or girl) who collected baseball cards in the late fifties and sixties knows a few things. There was always at least one player card that you needed to complete your collection that was impossible to find because, for one thing, all your buddies were looking for the same player.There were always lots and lots of duplicates, quite often more duplicates than originals. Then there was the hard, almost unchewable, cardboard like gum that came with the pack. I could spend a lot of time just talking about that crappy gum, which was more of a weapon than a food product. I saw one of my pals almost blinded when one was thrown his way.

Anyhow, the duplicates were mostly used for pitching. Pitching was when you

throw cards at a wall and the closest card to the wall won the cards (leaners

were the best). Unfortunately, after a few days of pitching, most of the cards

were so bent up and frazzled that they were only good as coasters.

After a while, I became more interested in trading cards. My favorites were Mars

Attacks, the western Roundup cards and my personal favorites, Davy Crockett

cards. About ten years ago I could have bought a complete set in mint condition

of the original greenback Crocketts at a collectors convention for $120. I

thought it was too much money at the time. I'd hate to tell you what they're

going for on eBay today.

                      Bullfrogs, Turtles, and Snakes

Many years ago I made the mistake of telling my wife I collected snakes as a

boy. She didn't touch me for weeks after that, and made me shower twice daily on

top of it. I sincerely believe she would not have married me had I been dumb

enough to give her that information while we were dating.

Early on I collected tadpoles. My grandmother would take my brother and I to

various ponds nearby where the bullfrogs congregated. There, with the help

of small nets and cups, we would grab up some tadpoles. The bullfrogs themselves

were elusive devils and very hard to capture. The good thing was that after a

few short weeks, the tadpole would become a bullfrog. The bad news was that

bullfrogs were noisy as hell with their croaking and such, especially late at

night when one's parents are trying to sleep.

Needless to say, our bullfrog collecting was a short lived venture.

A few blocks from my house was a small stream that ran between the many blocks

of row homes. A friend and I were tossing stones in that stream one summer

morning when one of the big rocks at the stream's bottom began to move. It turns

out it was a full grown snapping turtle. Being naive (and a little dumb) I

picked up the monster by the tail, I carried the snapper back to my house and

deposited it in my backyard.

Some of my friends came over and I guess I started to show off a bit. I began to

tease the already pissed off reptile by waving my hand in front of its face.

With uncanny speed it leapt up in the air and grabbed my thumb in its massive

jaws. Out of fear I flung it off of me before it could get a tight grip. Even

so, it took off my thumbnail. I imagine it would have taken my thumb had I

hesitated.

Soon after, I took the thing back to where I found it and let it go. I wouldn't

doubt that the nasty creature is still there today still looking for thumbs.

After that I stuck with box turtles.

One of the cool things about collecting snakes was scaring my stepmother's

friends with them. My stepmother would invite the same group of friends over our

house every month for cards. And every month I walk in on them with a snake

wrapped around my neck. Even though they must have known it was coming, they

would still scream and panic and try to jump out of the dining room windows.

Eventually they decided to meet at a house that was snake-free, but it was fun
while it lasted.

At one point, much to the chagrin of my father and stepmother, I had as many as

ten snakes in my room with me. I had all kinds; corn snakes, Florida king

snakes, hog nosed snakes, garter snakes to name a few. Back then they would ship

them straight to your house from Florida. Of course the more common ones I

caught.

One summer day my father took me and my brother to a place outside of Baltimore

called the Rocks State Park. There, while my father fished in the large stream

that ran through the park, my brother and I scouted for turtles and tadpoles.

My brother, who was a bit farther downstream, began to shout loudly. I ran to

see what caused the commotion, and saw the tail end of a water snake slither

under a rock in the water about three feet from the shore. Being reckless (and,

yes, a little dumb), I reached my hand under the rock and grabbed a slithering

coil. 

When I raised myself up, I saw that I had the snake by its tail. I held my arm

straight out. The snake was almost as long as me; its head touched the ground.

As I watched, it drew up. Its head traversed up its body until it got to my

wrist where it proceeded to bite me.

My father had witnessed all this and was now running toward me shouting to drop

the snake. It didn't take much encouragement. Once the thing bit me I dropped it

like a hot potato, then watched it calmly shuffle back into the water.

I noticed that my dad had his knife out. He suspected that I'd been bitten by a

cotton mouthed water moccasin, which were, and still are,  quite poisonous.

Luckily I avoided the knife by displaying teeth marks on my wrist as opposed to

two fang marks. But I learned my lesson that day and from that day forth I

always looked to see that a snake was none-poisonous before I grabbed it.