Player Name
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Joined
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Information
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Jon Adcock
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2009 |
Jon is an up-and-coming London financier who is currently negotiating a new kit and sponsorship deal with his various 'contacts'. Often utilised as a right winger after being recruited for last seasons campaign.
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Pete Appleyard
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2009 |
Better known as 'Pistol', although I am reliably informed he never carries one. His combative style and aerial dominance has seen Pete cement a Centre Midfield spot since joining.
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David Bane
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2005 |
A loyal member of the orginal squad, Dave is a no-nonsense Centre-forward, oh no, wait, a Right-back, thats right Dave, Right-back. He is (probably) the top clearance maker in the VB leagues and as Club Vice Chairman is an extremely committed and vocal character.
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Mark Bentley
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2005 |
Another 'original' and fans favourite, Bentley is a regular at Centre-back with a demon left foot and put-downs to match. He is partial to a pre-match 'social gathering' and man-on-man wrestle. Rumour has it that he is an Arsenal fan.
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Mark Billett
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2005 |
Manager, Organiser, Leader and currently, Goalkeeper. The Gaffer has played all-over the park (or rec) and boldly picked up the gloves for the majority of last seasons campaign. The club wouldn't be there without him.
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Gary Butcher
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2005 |
The Chairman, 'Butch', used to be a regular but lately takes more of a back-seat role. Sorely missed both on the pitch and in the changing rooms, some reasons for this cannot be divulged here for legal reasons, you have to pay £3.95 a month for that stuff.
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David Cooper
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200? |
Dave has rejoined to assist Teversham in their drive for glory in the coming 2010/11 campaign. He is one for spraying balls in-behind, and is talented in his chosen field. In addition, recent acceptance into the Po-lice should ensure no more knife crime during corners.
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Craig Farr
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2008 |
Joined on a Full-time basis last season and has played in various positions, lately used as Centre-back/Centre-forward, one of many things he has in common with Dion Dublin. Last seasons Players Player.
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Sam Ferguson
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2005 |
Another London-Based player, 'Fergie' has a big voice on the pitch and in the changing rooms. He has taken up the captains arm-band in Rob Locks absence and leads from the front, acting as the target-man, much like his name-sake and role model, Duncan, though his choking/elbowing skills need some work.
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Will Gardiner
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2008 |
After a sabatical Will rejoined Full-time again last season and is a regular on the Left wing, bagging a number of assists in the last campaign. Currently holds a much loved role as Club Secretary, seeing to the Managers every need.
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Elvis Ibraimi
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2005 |
Elvis is a skillful, pacey winger, who stays on his feet through thick and thin. Unfortunately his glass-like-knees and repetitive nut-megs rarely amuse the opposition and he is often on the wrong end of hefty challenges, leaving him 'All Shook Up' and sidelined of late. It is hoped he will be back for next season as he is a key player.
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Jamie Jackson
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2005 |
Jamie is a long serving team member but has struggled with injuries in recent years which has limited appearances, currently striving to be fit for his beloved Tev'. Utilised in various positions including 'keeper last season. Hoping and expecting a swift return to fitness and the Tev Rec cauldron for last seasons 'Managers Player of the Year'.
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Alfie Konci
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2005 |
Think Ben Thatcher with a temper. Alfie returned last season after a broken-leg and has slotted back in nicely at Left-Back with many solid performances last season. He is another with a no-nonsense, sometimes no-holds-barred approach which leaves the rest of us glad he wears Teversham colours.
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Rob Lock
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2009 |
Rob was a regular last season at Centre-Back and although he may not remember much of it, a solid performer and Club Captain. Partial to a beverage or ten, Rob has battled through the hangover-barrier many Sunday mornings and it is hoped he can play some part of this season if Cirrosis can be held off.
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| Russell Nichols |
2007 |
Russ was a regular at Centre-Forward and on the score-sheet up until last season, when he lost his appetite (Not literaly, have you seen him lately?). Negotiations are ongoing for a return to the fold. Watch this space.
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Sanjay Solanki
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2007
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More research required on when his debut season was, but he has (re) joined this season and turned out two very respectable performances in pre-season as a wide-man.
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Adrian Spicer
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2009 |
Adrian has been deployed as 'keeper at various stages throughout the past few seasons, although he has not been seen in Teversham colours for many months. Welcome back at any stage.
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Ben Thorp
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2005 |
The Clubs Co-Vice-Chairman has a big voice and big heart. Ben was last seasons top scorer and another of the original squad who has played almost everywhere, not least in the showers. Keeps going like a duracel and has a love-hate relationship with many other squad-members.
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Richard White
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2005 |
Whitey is one of the brave men recently returned from another game of hide-and-seek with Osama in Afghanistan. Knows when to pull the trigger (never) and all about comradery, as demonstrated when recently quoted as saying 'Yes! time for Whitey to shine' when learning of Jim Wright's latest injury. His position is Missionary.
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James Wright
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2005 |
Better known as Jim, Jimmy or 'Jessica' in internet chat-rooms. He was previously a flying winger but lately transformed into a flamboyant left sided defender and party animal. One of the longest serving players in the squad, demonstrating a supreme level of passion and commitment. |
Flamur Zullumi
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2005 |
Better known as 'Benny', he is a combative and competitive player and does not take kindly to back-talk which can result in the odd 'disagreement' with the opposition, fans, referee's or the occasional chair. This aside, he has been an ever-present in Centre-Midfield since the outset and notched an early contender for goal of the season in a recent friendly. Never carries a 10inch knife.
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