With all the thousands of celebrities available in the world, a few hideous ones are bound to slip through the cracks, and is something we as North Americans can account for. What I wonder, though, is how they still get paid. Regardless, at least they are all Americans. Here is my list of the five ugliest celebrities of all time (plus a bonus):

5. Sylvester Stallone

It's quite obvious why Stallone won this award; he is ugly.

4. The Mystery Man

I'm pretty sure that nobody has ever heard of him, so I gave you a clue by posting a picture of him with his nose falling off.

3. Big dude from Princess Bride

He is an ugly man.

2. Strong Mad

C'mon, the guy has no neck.

1. Julia Roberts

I mean, her mouth has to have two horizontal pieces of cardboard to keep it that flat.

Paris Hilton

Grand Prize: The ugliest actor of all time. While she may be pretty hot, we are talking about ugly, and ugly she certainly is.