Top five reasons to floss your teeth

1. Because your dentist says so
2. Because your mom says so
3. Because I say so
4. To prevent finches from nesting there
5. To keep your teeth clean

Top five reasons to go to school

1. Because dolphins will hate you if you don't
2. Because lots of people get to do things if they go to school
3. There's always recess...for awhile...
4. Why not?
5. You have to be in school to be able to drop out

Top five reasons to eat ketchup chips

1. Because I do, of course!
2. Because they are Canadian
3. Because they are better than ketchup
4. If you do, your hands can get REALLY red!
5. They taste good

Top five reasons to love me

1. Because I exist
2. Because you may or may not know me
3. Because I am fairly average (a very lovable attribute)
4. Because I know, I just know
5. Because I do

Top five things to love about summer

1. It is hot (please note that all of the top five lists about seasons pertain strictly to the Northern Hemisphere)
2. Many people do not have school in the summer (yet still, shame on you, see "Top five reasons to go to school" above
   
3. If it is currently summer, that means that you have lived one year since last summer, (unless you were recently born, or you died and came back to life, etc.) and this is reason to celebrate!
4. Bryan Adams wrote a song about it (Check out the music video here) 
5. You can do lots of activities. No, I am serious about those linked activities!
   

Top five things to love about fall (autumn)

1. Falling is always cool
2. Leaves are plenty less scary than bald bachelor dictators
3. Jon Foreman's album "Fall" is pretty shindiggity
4. Don't farm animals enjoy the fall?
5. Well, I was born then, duh!

Top five things to love about winter (retniw)

1. Snowboarding is cooler than anything, ever
2. I had a dream last night that I was standing on a snowy slope and I was eating the snow and it tasted exactly like vanilla ice cream and I loved it! (valid only if last night for you was July 1, 2008)
3. There once was a kind-hearted snowman named Frosty. I'm pretty sure that if you live in any normally-heated area on earth, snow, and thus snowmen, are only present during winter
4. The more winter you have, the more stupid Al Gore sounds
5. One time I lost one of my toys in the snow in like November, and I found it perfectly preserved after the snow melted in like April (silly Albertan weather). Isn't snow-and thus winter-the best?

Top five things to love about spring

1. Obviously, spring cleaning (just be quiet and love it)
2. Supposedly, lots of people find love in the springtime
3. I am pretty sure that it is possible for animals to love each other in spring, too
4. Spring is probably the least depressing of the four seasons
5. Jesus forgave our sins in spring (according to our super-accurate western timeframe)