My name is Steve Olenski.

I am a talented, creative and passionate individual who understands creative marketing and the power of the spoken and written word and the impact it has on ALL of us.

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Here's who I REALLY am: 

• I realize I'm not everyone's cup of tea but...I love coffee.

• I am a very creative person. 

• I am an idea guy. 

• I am an inquisitive person.

• I love staying abreast of burgeoning technologies in the context of advertising & marketing

• I understand that with 6 million visitors a month, Twitter is more than just a little blue bird. 

• I am a very good writer.
  

• A family legend says we are related to the famous author Joseph Conrad.
  

• I am a people person. 

• I need better listening skills. (just ask my wife)

• I am very passionate. 

• I enjoy making people laugh. 

• I am not a doctor nor do I play one on TV.

• 4 out 5 dentists surveyed recommend me for their patients who chew gum.

• I am a Scorpio by birth. 

• I have retained entirely too much useless information, AKA trivia to last 3 lifetimes. 

• I can tell you who won the Super Bowl in 1974 but I can't seem to remember my wedding anniversary. 

• I don't like Piña Coladas BUT...

• I also don't mind getting caught in the rain. 

• I will NEVER be outworked.
  

My passion, my energy, my drive and my enthusiasm is true, real and undeniable. I don't drink, smoke or use drugs. I don't begrudge anyone who does however... it's just that's not me. The high I get from creating, writing, conceptualizing and destroying a pepperoni pizza is palpable. And no drug, man-made or otherwise could EVER duplicate, replicate or imitate the feeling and sensation that is derived from that.