A Little Archive of the "My Favorite Caption Contest" winners from Are You There, Blog? It's Me, Stephen.
Contest #34 Winner: Mikey from "The Gospel According to Mikey"
"Backwoods Ken: Sex appeal included, brains sold separately."
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Contest #33 Winner: Polt from "Polt's Palace"
"After less than an hour at the convention,
Abe realized he really DID prefer the theater."
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Contest #32 Winner: Lance from "Yokel Boy Makes Good"
"Hey, what up Ken doll!"
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Contest #31 Winner: Steve
"Ready for docking, Captain . . . "
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Contest #30 Winner: Kansastock
"Not bad... but you know why black only comes in XL, don't you?"
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Contest #30 Winner: Philip
"Enter before knocking."
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"Snacks for a pool party: $40
"Inflatable dolphin: $30
"Giving the retarded kid something to do while
the rest of us enjoy ourselves: Priceless."
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Contest #28 Winner: James from "Shoeless James"
"It always starts with one finger, but he always begs me for more."
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Contest #27 Winner: Angel from "Angel's Crash Pad"
"If Mr. French got Jody, then Stephen got Buffy."
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Contest #26 Winner: Polt from "Polt's Place"
"You think THAT'S something,
you shoulda seen what he did to the ficus."
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Contest #25 Winner: cb from "The Mangina Monologues"
"Does this towel make my canker sore look fat?"
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Contest #24 Winner: Philip
"Just FYI: They're at a dog show."
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Contest #23 Winner: Brad
"Professor Plum.
In the Desert.
With the cactus dick."
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Contest #22 Winner: Philip
"Kinda makes Beyonce's mom look tame, doesn't it?"
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Contest #21 Winner: Anatomicsd
"Bad Toto, Bad Toto! I told you no Carbs this month!"
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Contest #20 Winner: Philip
"At least the kid's dressed as Eeyore.
Last week, Donald stepped in Pooh."
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Philip's Random Brilliant Caption Outside of the Contest
"It's so good to find hard help these days."
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Contest #19 Winner: cb from "The Mangina Monologues"
"Thay say 'Virginia Slims', but thay ain't a-workin'."
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Week Eighteen Winner: Eric
"His picture looked better online, but he has a huge cock."
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Week Sixteen Winner: Dennis from "A Twisted Thought"
"Listen Dear...It's going to be a long night and
it's just me and you so we've got to get along!"
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Week Fifteen Winner: Thomas MacEntee
"Crouching Tiger, Not So Hidden Faggot"
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Week Fourteen Winner: Aaron from "Go Away I'm Reading"
"FRONT GUY: Oh, shit I just lost a filling!"
"MIDDLE GUY: I'LL provide the filling!"
"BACK GUY: Is this the line for the food?"
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Week Thirteen Winner: UprightGuy from "Life and Times of a Guy"
"My Bologna has a first name, it's... Hey who took my gum?"
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Week Twelve Winner: Shirley Heezgay
"Uh, guys? Tim? Tommy? I don't think I want to do-- um, guys,
I'm flattered but-- Fuck it. Here, hold my beer."
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Week Eleven Winner: Polt from Polt's Place
"Captain America after his "makeover" by Carson Kressley.
And he even remembered to Zhoozh the sleeves!"
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Week Ten Winner: Eric
"Boys, Uncle Freddy wants to see you now."
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Week Nine Winner: Eric
"Being a Superhero used to be so much more exciting."
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Week Eight Winner: Jer from "you're being ridiculous"
"Ladies and Gentlemen...Harvey Weinstein has done it again. This time with Weekend at Bernies III...Bernie's back and this time he's GAY!"
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Week Seven Winner: Jer from "you're being ridiculous"
"Wow! These superhero pocket pussies really do take it to the next level!"
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Week Six Winner: Philip
Conjoined at the most unusual of places, the Capputo twins went on to star in many other films such as "Just the Two of Us," "Pelvis and Butt-head," "My Brother's Sphincter", and of course, the award winning "One Singletted Sensation."
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Week Five Winner: Shirley Heezgay
"Roger bravely disrobed to provide a visual definition of 'Fat Skinny Guy.'"
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Week Four Winner: Eric
"Do you want to end up like the Joker after he gave me that look?
Now open up."
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Week Three Winner: Eric
"My dick is as purple as these shorts. Ya gotta problem with that?"
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Week Two Winner: Lance from "Yokel Boy Makes Good"
"Hold on, I'm getting a call"
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Week One Winner: Michael from "Side Effects Include What Now?"
"No, bitch, I'M bringing sexy back!"