Beware of the Vortex In Catch Me If You Can, Frank Abagnale Jr is able to commit one crime after another - or, the same crime, over and over - by distracting people. Create a distraction, and nobody sees what you are doing. In one instance, he goes to an awful lot of trouble to be surrounded by a bunch of young ladies who are dressed as flight attendants. He walks into the airport in broad daylight, past lots of guys in black trench coats who are looking for him. He could have saved himself a lot of trouble if only he'd known what I know. For
years I have noticed that people are spontaneously distracted by my
mere presence. I have a name for this phenomenon: The Vortex. I figure
that the common factor in all of these situations is me. So what am I
doing to these people? I've done all kinds of research trying to figure
out what is causing this. I've researched "crowd behavior" - where an
entire crowd will spontaneously start clapping in unison. Or rioting. I
haven't been able to come up with any real information on people being
spontaneously disoriented, but I still have a sneaking suspicion that
The Vortex is real. For
example: I'm at the grocery store, and the checker asks me if I have
coupons. I put them on the counter in front of me. She makes a little
comment so I know she sees them. She tells me the total, and I remind
her of the coupons. She scans the coupons, puts them in her coupon
envelope, and tells me thanks and have a nice day. I just stand there.
I don't have a receipt. I didn't even authorize the charge to my debit
card. I have to remind her to complete the transaction. I
go to the dentist's office to get my teeth cleaned. The hygienist comes
out, and instead of calling my name, she calls the name of the PERSON
WHO JUST LEFT. She is very embarrassed because she never does that, but
I tell her it happens all the time. We didn't really establish rapport
that day. I
have learned to be patient, because it takes extra time to backtrack
for things like the postage stamps I paid for but didn't get, the
appointment I was supposed to set, the payment I was supposed to make,
the coupons that didn't get scanned, the change people forgot to give
me, the security tag that didn't get removed, the turns people miss in
traffic when I'm with them. I
have tried to come up with a way to explain what it's like to have my
own personal Vortex, and I found the perfect analogy the other day. I
was watching TV and there was a commercial for some comedy show. A guy
was wearing a drum on his back - every time he took a step, the drum
would beat once. He was just walking around like nothing was out of the
ordinary. That drum is the nearest equivalent to The Vortex in the
physical world. If Frank Abagnale Jr had owned one of those things, he
could have used it as a psychological weapon of last resort. |
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