A television game show was being recorded. The contestant was given the last question. Unfortunately, he didn't know the answer. But he had
a backup plan. He whistled, and four mounted knights appeared, waving
their lances at the show's host. The host karate kicked the first knight
onto the floor. He picked up the stricken knight's lance, and fought off the
second, who also fell to the floor. The second knight's horse bolted, knocking down the third knight. The host waved the lance at the fourth knight and turned to the contestant. "Is that your final lancer?" he asked. Q: Why are pirates so popular? A: They just arrrr. To which I counter: Q. What's a yes-man's favorite song? A. Aye-Aye-Aye-Aye.... (it's Cinco de Mayo, after all) And then She did type: Q: What knight has extra goods to sell? A: Sir Plus! To which I quip Did you hear about the Noble who go a job as a make-up artist? Yeah! Sir Face! Economics If we spend money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China . If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico and Central and South America. If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan . None of it helps the American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes, weed, beer, and tattoos, the only products still produced in the USA . Q: How do you make a milkshake? A: You sneak up behind a glass of milk and yell, "Boo!" |
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