Hi, my name is Andy Sponring and I am a genius. As a part of my ongoing program to benefit mankind by my brilliance as well as fulfill a number of court-mandated community service hours, I have set up this personal website in which I will from time to time share my writings in prose and verse, occasionally my thoughts, and generally instructions on how to live your life to become as perfect as I am.

New items will be posted to my blog (link on the left). 

People often ask me, "Andy, if you are such a genius and your advice is so good, why do you give it away for free? Doesn't this give others the chance to be more successful than you?" This would be a very good question except that you forget how I love to be praised. Speaking of which, all comments should be sent to sponring.comments@gmail.com.

"Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine..." Matthew 7:6