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Note #44 by Triq at Tue Jul 29 06:41:10 2008 on board wizardsguild

I am posting this log as it is interesting to me, and I assume also to you. Here is how my little blue light died...

Juggles Clown gets three small cauldrons full of oil from her cloak.
Juggles Clown lights the cauldrons and they begin to boil.
Juggles Clown throws the cauldrons into the air and begins juggling them.
Granpa Clown farts.
The boiling cauldrons of death spin round and round without spilling a drop.
Juggles Clown suddenly loses control and the cauldrons of boiling oil fly towards the small blue light!
The smell of burning flesh from the small blue light, is sickening.
The cauldrons fall from small blue light's barbecued body.
Juggles Clown exclaims: Oh dear! Sorry about that!!!
Juggles Clown quickly gathers up the cauldrons and puts them away.
Squelch.
Granpa Clown gibbers madly.
Ickle Babby Clown arrives from the west.
The small blue light screams in agony as the oil it is covered in sizzles!
$K dealt the death blow to the small blue light.
The small blue light vanishes in a flash.
<++++++++++++++END LOG SCRIPT++++++++++++++++>

Soooooo, who ever said a circus wasn't dangerous?

Anyone else ever see one die?
(Triq edited this message at Tue Jul 29 06:41:10 2008.)

 

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Death of a Blue Light II

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Note #50 by Triq at Thu Jul 31 04:32:43 2008 [Melbourne] on board wizardsguild

Sorry for the repeat, but I got one to die again, so again, here is the log.

Juggles Clown gets three torches from her cloak.
You lazily close your hand around the eye.
You poke your tongue out at the world.
Juggles Clown lights the torches which start to burn furiously with bright blue flames.
Juggles Clown throws the flaming torches into the air and begins juggling them.
The flames trace pretty blue patterns in the air as they fly around.
Juggles Clown suddenly loses control and the flaming torches go flying towards the small

blue light.
Flames billow from the small blue light's clothes and you smell burning flesh.
The small blue light dies.
The small blue light vanishes in a flash.

-Triq du Sucre
P.S. I am now on the little blue light blacklist, they won't come anymore...

 

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