Elanor's Guide to the Disc

Elanor the Wise


Ancient Elanor the Wise the Senior Wizard of the Ancient and Truly Original Sages of the Unbroken Circle.

Tall and commanding, she stands wrapped in a bright blue glow..
There is a sense of power and danger about this woman at odds with the fresh beauty of her features. Perhaps it is the cold hardness in the dark of those ancient eyes or the faint blue glow where the whites should be. Or maybe it is the clear blue fire which intensifies in the depths of her irises as she returns your gaze. The pupils themselves are a deep and natural blue. Long raven hair falls glistening down her back and she moves with purposeful grace.   Her finely sculpted arms glow faintly with octarine fire.   Her softly curved hips flow gently into her lovely long legs. She skips about daintily on the air.


She has two red roses neatly braided into her hair.
She has a large wooden shield floating around her.
Her skin looks as hard as rock. She is hovering in mid-air.
There is a soft glow of beauty to her features.
Her breasts are pleasingly plump looking.


 
Leadership Roles

Chancellor of Faculty.
Wibble Board Right Foot.
Head Chef of Pizza.

 

Services

Blorples
For those with their own jewellery:
jewellery valued under A$100: $10
jewellery valued under A$150: $20
jewellery valued over  A$150:  $50
every 5th blorple free

For those without their own jewellery:
Gold ring:       $15
Sapphire ring: $100
Emerald ring:  $120
Ruby ring:      $150
Diamond ring: $200

For members of The Guild of Taxis:
Free if you provide the jewellery.
At cost if you have no jewellery.

Blorple Sets
Seven rings supplied to wherever you want them to be.
Includes shoulder pouch, all rings are enchanted and labeled.
Order by mudmail for ease of purchase, or order by tell and follow along.
Gold: 1 royal
Ruby: 9 royals
Diamond: 14 royals.

Taxi
Standard prices.
See my location list below.
I will not accept Ephebian currency.
Free for transport to ressurect a player or rescue a corpse.
Free for Broken Leg transports.

Shields
Chrenedict's Calcareous Covering: $10
Transcendent Pneumatic Alleviator: Free

Scrying
Free


Enchanting
Base enchant: $3 per item.
High level enchant: $20 per item.
OR
$100 per cast if I provide the purple mineral powder.
Please note that each cast consumes 1 handful of powder.
In times of shortage I may charge $150 per cast in order to obtain supplies from nuggets.

Scribing
1 packet: $10
Will not do multiple packets.
Spell Recovery and Individual Scrolls: Free

Magically constructed artifacts
Zodiac charm: $100
Guild point powered light sources: $20
Twisted black amulet (for DKDD & KID):
No charge. Supply your own components.
Donations welcomed.

Catering
First hour: $200
Each subsequent hour: $100
Bookings must be made at least a week in advance.
Subject to availability.


Decorating of musical instrument cases
Free, however you will have to supply the case and tools.

Musical performances
By arrangement.

 
 

My Blorple Collection

Ankh-Morpork (diamond rings)
 
Mended Drum
 
Five Ways
10 Elm Street
6 Scoone Avenue
Corner of Short Street and Small Gods - Dogbottler
Rendtnor's Jewellery Shop, Plaza of Broken Moons
Deosil Gate
Least Gate
Traitors Gate
 
The Rat-Hole Bar
Troll's Head Bar: Jak Raplin
The Ankh-Morpork Guild of Thieves: Shifty Jim
 
Nella's Vault
Jonas' Vault
Lancrastian Farmers' Cooperative Bank
 
Temple of Fish
Gapp's Low Altar
The Pishe Gardens
Unseen University: landing
 
Flintwick Building: leg doctor
The Ankh-Morpork City Council
The Ankh-Morpork Central Post Office
Tarnach Fendertwin's Quality Consumables
The Patrician's Palace in Ankh-Morpork: club control room
Pseudopolis Yard outside the Ankh-Morpork City Watch headquarters
 
Klatch (ruby rings)
 
Al Khali
Tacticum Ruins
The Bug Caves: Tsortean Desert
The Oasis in the Ephebian Desert (southwest corner)
 
Hashishim Guild
The Klatchian Foreign Legion
Djelibeybi Institute of Illusory Learning: shop


Thella's Vault: Djelibeybi
Djelibey Harbour: smithy
 
Sto Plains (emerald rings)
 
Dinky
Nowhere
Sheepridge
Bleak Prospect
Scrogden: carrot patch
Holy Wood: playershop
 
Sto Lat: royal market
 
Pseudopolis
Rham Nitz carriage stop
 
Moon Dragon Lands
Beezing Monastery (Capture The Flag)
 
Skund Forest (emerald rings)
 
Hillshire
Pekan Ford
Squinty Jeb
Crystal Egg Tree
Grflx Caves: clearing
 
Counterweight Continent (emerald rings)
 
Tuna Walk: ferry stop
Market Street: smithy
Blue Moon Park: east gardens
 
Leg Doctor
Sung Mansion
Bes Pelargic Hall of Records: club room
Corner of Palace Approach and Azure Promenade Intersection: Bes Pelagic
 
Lover's Lane: playershop
Corner of Way of the Dragon and Silver Dragon Lane - playershop
 

The Ninja's Dojo
The Bes Pelargic Wizards Guild: basement
Wung-Chi Lane: south of Samurai Dojo
 
 
Genua
 
Genua City - Royal Bank
 
Village of Bois - ancient and towering oak.
 
Uberwald (star ring)

Escrow: drunken magpie
The Magpyre castle, great hall
 
The switchback bridge
Dave the Most Horrid and Foul Necromancer
 
The Ramtops (sapphire rings)
 
Lancre town: bank
Ohulan-Cutash: market centre
Bad Ass: carriage stop
Blackglass: carriage stop
Brass Neck: lower carriage stop
 
Creel Springs: carriage stop
Mad Stoat: west of carriage stop
Mad Wolf: carriage stop
Razorback: carriage stop
Slice: carriage stop
 
Gloomy Forest: west sign
The Bandit's Camp - Gloomy Forest
 
Brigand cave - The Giants Kingdom
Feegle Island: water surface next to tunnel

The Hublandish Barbarians: Winter Encampment
The Hublandish Barbarians: Summer Encampment
 
The Temple of the Monks of Cool
The Temple of Soyin the Wanderer
The temple of the Listening Monks: exclusive possession room
 
Other
 
The Land of Ice - below The Hub (star ring)
 
The Bottom of the Circle Sea - emerald ring
 
The Brown Islands: totem pole - sapphire and diamond ring
 

My Creator Card Collection

Umpteen dozen of every name and type.
And then some.

I will pay 3000 Ankh-Morpork dollars to any trustworthy soul willing to sort them for me.