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Owner’s manuals are usually provided with merchandise that requires some sort of assembly like a printer. The manual may provide important information about how the item itself works and how to set it up. However there is no real information beyond that on how to apply it to their own benefit. In the same way, a bible gives much reference to how a person should live their life but it is up to them weather or not they wish to follow what is suggested. A person who has a strong faith in a religion believes something that is not physically there similar to how a person who is typing something on a computer relies heavily on the belief that whatever they type would come to physical existence when they print it through a printer.

 

When it comes to writing something you have two choices. The option of either writing it down on a piece of paper or choosing to type it out on a computer. With a piece of paper you know that whatever you may write down will exist there on that same piece of paper no matter what happens. You know this for a fact since you transfer the information physically right in front of your eyes.  On the other hand when it comes to typing something on the computer you trust that whatever you write will be saved through the computer electronically. This is just like in any religion where a person cannot physically see what is there but must believe in something that is not tangible. It is better to just simply write down whatever it is that you are writing and have it be there. When it comes to typing something, there are so many things that can go wrong. Your computer may break down or your printer may not work properly. That is why it is better to just write down whatever you wish to write since there is a guaranty that you will have it.
 
    When considering religion you must have faith in whatever you believe in although there is no actual physical being. Just as one must have a strong faith they have to rely on their printers to pull through for them each time and that is why it is just plain safer to have everything down on a piece of paper which really excist rather then hoping for something to work that has the capablity of not even being real to begin with.